Another Day, Another Kim Kardashian Selfie

Another Day, Another Kim Kardashian Selfie

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Another day, another Kim Kardashian selfie. Why not…what else does the self-absorbed talentless slore star have to offer the world…certainly not a discovery in molecular genetics!

On January 4, Kim and her new bff, Blac Chyna, who’s an ex-stripper with a made in Mexico donkey booty, posted scantily clad images on Instagram. Say cheese!

Kim Kardashian & Blac Chyna

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“Getting right for the new year,”  Kim captioned in this booty selfie

I caption the image above “selfie of dueling donkey booties”

The reality star has been flaunting her post pregnancy body at every opportunity that presents itself.  Kim supposedly achieved her weight loss through diet and exercise. Which is likely since Kim is no stranger to working hard  on her back for fame.

Kim gave birth to her baby girl North West in June 2013. 

 

“Getting right for the new year,” Kim captioned in this pic of her abs and cleavage. 

 “Getting right for the new year” could that imply Kim’s perfecting her physique in preparation for a 2014 wedding?  She recently got engaged to her baby daddy, Kanye West, so we may see a Kardashian wedding this year for the celebrity couple. 

I was hoping this public display of self-worship and debauchery, known as the selfie, would die in 2013. I was dreaming of Twitter timelines filled with #RipSelfie hashtags, instead 2014 will be another year of #HoesBeWinning. I digress!

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  • HOTNTX50

    Ignoring igNORI again.

    Two hookers doing what hookers do best. SMDH.

    • Dr Seuss

      Bwahaha! My sentiments exactly. Kim could care less about Scott and what he’s going through. Ugh!!! Vanity is such an ugly quality in a person.

    • Dr Seuss

      I emailed you.

      • HOTNTX50

        Got it!

        • Dr Seuss

          Great! Sorry it was sooo long — lol

          • HOTNTX50

            It was perfect. Explained EVERYTHING.

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      Nori who?

      HotnTx–I have missed you girl!

      • Dr Seuss

        yup…aren’t you happy she’s here! She’s bad ass!

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          Hell yes!

        • twifan2

          Was that a pun there, Dr?! :D

          • Laura Lorrington

            LOL!! I think so!

            Hey Twifan!

        • twifan2

          Bad ass?

          • Moka Latte

            You just did this to me ====>

            • twifan2

              IKR! Patrick is such a sweetie pie! :)

          • Laura Lorrington

            **DIED**

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I Die!!!!

          • julyol1972

            SLAYED!

          • HOTNTX50

            Best laugh of the day!

          • hardtimz

            LMAOOOO!

      • HOTNTX50

        No, seriously though..I’m just glad to find all the clever, snarky but funny, intelligent folks here! I missed all of you guys! Thanks to Doc for tracking us down and bringing us back together.

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          I agree, Doc Rocks!

    • Dr Seuss

      I have to use that igNORI…clever! Sadly, Nori is simply a fashion accessory just like her daddy. Nothing less, nothing more. I wonder how Kanye and his “male” fashion designer friend are doing?? Hmmmm…..

    • hardtimz

      LMBO…I know that’s right! At least you referred to them as hookers…I had something else in mind. Hey Hot…notice you from RT nice to see ya!

      • HOTNTX50

        Hey Hardtimz! Glad you are at the fishbowl now too!

  • Kifferslady

    I don’t get this trend where women try to get the biggest butt that they can. They look deformed. Whatever happened to an hour glass figure? These women look more like jugs used for moonshine. Well, maybe that big ass has to go with the big ass of a personality that these women have.

    • Dr Seuss

      I’m with you Kiffer. I just don’t get it and I guess I never will. It’s not attractive (imo) in the least to have a derriere that looks like a lumpy bag of potatoes. Very unnatural and it looks like it feels hard. Yikes!

    • HOTNTX50

      Looks like a Volkswagen attached to their backs. They look like ridiculous caricatures.

      You CAN have too much ass!

      • twifan2

        Case in point by those pics! :o

      • Dr Seuss

        HAHAHAHA!!!

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      In my world, I am trying to do the opposite. LOL. That’s what the elliptical machine is for.

  • Moka Latte

    Lmao at all of the shade in this post!!!!! I love it! If you look closely, the pic has been photoshopped. When enlarged, you can see the way doorway, and you can tell that BC’s ass has been morphed. If her body is as great as she claims, why do photoshop? And you KNOW that she didn’t get that body back by just exercise and diet. I’m sure the bish had a tummy tuck, right about birth.

    • twifan2

      Bad arse day? ;D

      • Moka Latte

        Lmao. Yep, for her, most definitely. :)

    • HOTNTX50

      Yep…on the left. Every site that ran this story yesterday was bombarded with the “Photoshopped” comments.

      Kim is such a Dolt that she doesn’t realize people can see her editing skills at work.

      • Moka Latte

        Yep, everyone’s talking about it. She’s a joke! And the worst part is, she doesn’t even know it!

    • Dr Seuss

      Thank you for setting the record straight with facts. It’s good to have a Photoshop expert in the house to make sense of this mess.

      You know Kim never left the hospital, they just wheeled her ass down to the plastic surgery floor and did a 2-for-1 special. I don’t know who she thinks she’s fooling. You should see the comments on her Instagram. She’s not very liked. LOL!

      Glad you’re here Moka! :-)

      • Moka Latte

        Thanks, Doc. Glad to be here. I don’t have an Instagram. So, will I still be able to look and see? I can’t wait to read those comments. Lol.

        • Dr Seuss

          Awesome my mocha choca lata yaya! <— hahaha I couldn't resist

          I don't have an Instagram either so nope, you don't need a profile to view photos on non-private accounts. Have fun cracking up with those comments. It's obvious she doesn't check her profile regularly–lmao!!

          • Moka Latte

            Wait, let me make sure I don’t work with you. There’s a woman at work who calls me that exact thing, when I see her. You’re not in Louisiana are you? Lol.

            And since you don’t have to have an account, off I go to view these comments. :)

            • Dr Seuss

              Lmao–close enough, I’m in Texas. Howdy, neighbor! :-) *waving*

              • twifan2

                Miss Latte is send me some shrimp gumbo! :)
                Can’t wait!

              • HOTNTX50

                Wait…Doc…you’re in TX??? Me too!

                • twifan2

                  I was in Texas. Gulf coast area.

                  • HOTNTX50

                    Such a small world!

  • twifan2

    Ok, how do they find stuff to fit?
    HUGE on bottom!

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      Plus just lugging that lard-ass around must be very tiring. Hi Twi!

      • twifan2

        Hi Hi 4H4RD! :)
        IKR! That’s probably the only exercise she actually gets! :D

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          LOL. It’s true–we always see pictures of her going into or out of the gym but never actually doing any exercise.

          • twifan2

            I break out a sweat just looking at the machines at the Y! :/
            Never seen any sweat on her?!

            • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

              Hahaha. I work out so I can eat bacon and maple donuts. And pizza. :)

              • twifan2

                Did I say I worked out on them 4H4RDs? I just said “I sweat looking at them”. That’s plenty work out for me! ;D

                • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                  Hahahahahaha, Lucky you! When I was in my 20′s, I get enough exercise by just sweating looking at the machines. That’s not true today. And I love my maple-bacon donuts. :)

        • noarguingwithstupid

          It’s going down to 30 here tonite, twi!!!!! It could snow!!!!

          • twifan2

            Oh puleeezzz! :p
            Down to 4F here tonite! BBBBBRRRRRRR
            Let it snow! :)

            • Moka Latte

              Wth?!!!! Where do you live? It’s 39 here in Louisiana now, but it was like 28, this morning. And I was complaining about THAT being too cold. Yikes!

              • twifan2

                Maryland. :)
                I MISS Nawlenes! :(
                Yes, saw the cold snap you all are getting too! :o

                • Moka Latte

                  Wow, I was going to guess New York. Man, that’s cold! I will not complain about it being cold here, anymore. At least, not today. Sending warm thoughts your way!!!

                  • twifan2

                    TY! :)
                    Close enough to NY. They having it rougher up there . :(
                    *Phsst can you send me some hot, spicy shrimp gumbo too?*

                    • Moka Latte

                      Yes, NY is having it rough. And as far as the gumbo, it’s in the mail.

                    • twifan2

                      I LOVE YOU! :)
                      TY

                • HOTNTX50

                  Twi! I am from Maryland. Born and raised there!

                  • twifan2

                    I’m a displaced Texan, working in Maryland. :)

                    • HOTNTX50

                      Where and where?

                      I was born in Baltimore, raised in Columbia. I’ve lived in the Houston area for almost 24 years now.

              • noarguingwithstupid

                Moka, I am in south Florida and it is plummeting down to the 30′s. This is not fun!!!

                • Moka Latte

                  30′s in South Florida?! Wth?!!!!!!!!!! Crazy!

                  • noarguingwithstupid

                    IK, R?????? It’s crazy!!!!!

                    • Moka Latte

                      That’s the LAST place I would expect to be cold. I just knew it was still mild/warm there. Boy, was I wrong.

              • HOTNTX50

                High of 38 today in Houston. No Bueno!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        She must get ass aches!!!

        • twifan2

          NAWS! :)
          How’s all youses?

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          She gives me an ass ache just looking at that big huge globe. Ewwww. I just got a bad visual of Kimye doing things. Ick.

          • twifan2

            *passes brain bleach barrel over to 4H4RDs*

            • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

              Thank you kindly!

              • twifan2

                YW! :)
                *runs to Wally World for more barrels*

                • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                  LOL.

          • julyol1972

            I’ve had images of Kanye sinking in to that ass, and having to fight his way out of the doughy mess. No wonder he turns to Ricardo for comfort – poor thing! LMAO!

            • noarguingwithstupid

              That ass would scare the sh*t out of most folks!!!!!

              • twifan2

                Like to see her sit on a city bus! :D

                • noarguingwithstupid

                  Takes up whole back seat of bus!!!!

                • julyol1972

                  She gets an entire seat for herself, no room for anybody else!

                  • twifan2

                    She better pay for ALL those seats then! >(

                    • julyol1972

                      Unfortunately, the bitch is loaded, she could buy the bus, just for her ass, if she wanted!

                    • twifan2

                      Then she should pay to have that hazard fixed!

            • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

              BAAAhahahahahahahaha! Hilarious! Oh my goodness, the visual you just gave me!

    • Dr Seuss

      I’m wondering the same thing. They can’t possibly be walking into Target and buying a regular pair of pants off the rack…no way! Impossible!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        I think she wears nothing but s=t=r=e=t=c=h pants because she could never pull anything over that huge lard ass that didn’t have a healthy amount of lycra in it!

        • Dr Seuss

          “s=t=r=e=t=c=h pants” <—- *DEAD*

          I forgot about stretch pants and tights. SMH GROSS!

        • julyol1972

          Did you ever see the pic of her in the Lulu Lemon leggings she was wearing? Before they fixed the see-thru problem?

          Those leggings were groaning trying to hold onto that ass for dear life. The seams must’ve popped as soon as she cleared the door frame to her house – they were so stretched!

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Yes, I saw! That pants were trying to free themselves from her huge bulbous ass! Plus, you could see every little cottage cheese bump for sure! She has ZERO style sense.

            • twifan2

              ROTFLMAO here! :’D

            • julyol1972

              Right? If my ass looked like that, I would hide out in some expensive clinic in the Alps somewhere, and work on a reduction. But I’m not a famewhore like this piece of crap, so there’s that!

      • Laura Lorrington

        Have you seen Kim’s ass in a bikini? Ugh! Cellulite-ville!!

        • twifan2

          Hi Hi LAURA! :)
          And thanks for that image right after my lunch! :(
          *pass the brain bleach, please*

          • Laura Lorrington

            LOL! You’re right, that was not nice of me to do that to you right after lunch, after all, we’re buddies. LOL!!

            **grabbing brain bleach**

            • twifan2

              Brain Bleach Sharing buddies! :)
              TY

        • Dr Seuss

          Oh lawd no! Instantly I thought of cottage cheese…yuck!

        • julyol1972

          Or as we say in the islands…that ass look real tucky!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I have wondered that too? Is everything she wears made to fit????? That ass could cover my living room!!

      • twifan2

        Maybe she shops at Kyle’s Caravan shop!? ;D

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    Sure she lost the weight through exercise and dieting–she lost 5 lbs that way. The rest she lost through doctor’s intervention. I’m sure she was like Kim Z when she was in that weird fat burning contraption on RHoA, while eating pizza. Oh, and I also think those selfies are photoshoped.

    And I hear she photoshops all of North’s pics too. I love babies so I shan’t say anything too snarky here. It’s not that poor child’s fault to be born to such a disgusting, fame-whoring, narcissistic douche.

    And who isn’t sick of this effing wedding already? Blech!

    Edit: I need another cup of coffee. The typos are terrible in this comment! LOL.

    • julyol1972

      The fact that she thinks the world is a bunch of lemmings who keep believing her is a testament to the delusional famewhore her Mom created. She photoshopped the music video for god’s sake, and the post baby pics to the magazines. Why would anything else from that ho, not be suspect?

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Well, seeing as her mother is about the most delusional person on the planet, it’s not surprising that the apple isn’t falling far from that tree.

        And I do agree–EVERYTHING that HO does (and her obnoxious boyfriend too) is suspect.

        I do feel sorry for that poor little baby. She’s being raised by nannies (which actually might be a good thing after all). Hi July!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Yes, I think that is best!!!!

        • julyol1972

          Hi honey! Still owe you an email haven’t forgotten!

          • twifan2

            email me!
            *feels lonely over here* :(

            • julyol1972

              Send me your contact info Twi! Aww, don’t want you to be freezing, and lonely too! :)

              • twifan2

                I ain’t putting up on here! :o
                Too many ‘foreign’ eyes. ;)
                I’ll se who has it & ask them to contact you. Or not. Dang too much work! :/

                • noarguingwithstupid

                  What are you talking about??????

                  • twifan2

                    Life. ;)

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      I will ask again. Foreign eyes???? Are we being watched??

                    • julyol1972

                      Uh, huh! Not NSA-level, but we’re definitely being watched on this site, since it’s Disqus powered. Your comments can be read always!

                    • twifan2

                      DuH Huh! With a BIG YEPPERS! :D

                • julyol1972

                  Does Doc have it?

                  • twifan2

                    Mine? Yep

                    • julyol1972

                      Great! I’ll ask her off site.

                    • twifan2

                      Ok. :)

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            No worries! :) We’ll get together. I’m here in SF until March and then we’ll be traveling for about 6 weeks.

  • Laura Lorrington

    Frankly, I think they both look amazing and ya’ll are all just jealous.

    Shit, I couldn’t type that without laughing so hard I almost spilled food on the damn keyboard.

    These two are gross! Just gross!

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      I was just going to ask where you had gotten your crack this morning before I came to the second sentence, Laura. LOL.

      • Laura Lorrington

        Kim’s ass should have its own zip code, and believe me, that ain’t no compliment. I watched her porn video (vomit!) with Ray-J and I have to say, somehow it doesn’t look that big in the video. I wouldn’t be surprised if she made some alterations to that ass. Also, when I see her in interviews lately her face, specifically her lips looks really weird. Guess she made some alterations to that too.

        The Saturday Night Live parodies of her and Kanye just demonstrates the ridiculousness that is those too. Ugh!

        • twifan2

          LAURA! You need that barrel of brain bleach more than me!
          YOU actually watched that video? You poor thang!
          *passes brain bleach AND sprinkle cookies to Laura*

          • Laura Lorrington

            You’re soo right. I actually watched it to the end. Girl, I can’t with that ho!

            **Laura using brain bleach as we speak**

            • noarguingwithstupid

              Go lie down Laura, we may need to get the paramedics for you.

              • Laura Lorrington

                The bleach and cookies are working, I’ll be okay. No need for the paramedics. LOL!

                • twifan2

                  *has finger poised over Speed Dial # to 911* Just in case of delayed reaction! :)

                  • Laura Lorrington

                    LOL!

                  • Laura Lorrington

                    ROFL!!

                    • twifan2

                      Have to be prepared!
                      Never know with those videos. ;D

            • twifan2

              You so brave! :)
              I must commend you. DON’T DO IT AGAIN!

              • noarguingwithstupid

                I second command you NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!

              • Laura Lorrington

                Oh god no! Once was enough. I just had to see what caused this ho to sky-rocket to fame. My reaction at the end was, if I recall, an eye-roll and friggin yawn.

                I was thinking, shit I’m the BOMB in the bedroom (never had any complaints . . . LOL!!) but I have no desire to record it and use it to become famous! I can’t with that family! No damn class!

                • twifan2

                  OMG! I just had a HORRID thought!!!!!
                  Will she have a sequel?

                  • noarguingwithstupid

                    Baby or porn film???????

                    • twifan2

                      AAAARRRRGGGHHHH
                      *runs in terror at any of those 2 suggestions!*

                  • Laura Lorrington

                    Oh Gawd Nooooo!!!!

                    • twifan2

                      TY Sweet Baby Jesus for that! :)

                • julyol1972

                  Ain’t it said when your own mother is the one who negotiates your sex tape release? Jesus H, that woman has earned herself a nice toasty corner in hell somewhere for pimping out her children!

                  • twifan2

                    DANG! That’s really fame whoring & GREEDY!

                    • julyol1972

                      IKR! The two little ones need to go live with Bruce or something, cause they’re next!

                    • twifan2

                      And I thought Tre was bad! :o

                    • julyol1972

                      She is – Kris Jenner however is worse!

                    • twifan2

                      Maybe we should wait a bit, July?
                      Give Tre a chance to ‘catch up’.

                    • julyol1972

                      Unless she starts to pimp out Gia and Melania, I don’t think she’ll be moving up to first place any time soon. But the Giudices are nothing, if not unpredictable, so like you said, I’ll wait!

                    • twifan2

                      Exactly!

        • julyol1972

          How the heck did you get through it? I couldn’t with her faces, his faces, the noises, and his trifling ass thinking that he was creating some sort of masterpiece.

          Last time I checked, art don’t include urine! Just saying!

          • twifan2

            OK! EEEEWWWWW
            DOUBLE EEEEEWWWWWWW

            • noarguingwithstupid

              Here’s some icapec for both of you!!!!

              • twifan2

                TY TY TY
                *swigs it down* feel betters :)

              • julyol1972

                Thanks NAWS! *gargles with ipacec, and drains the bottle*

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          LOL!!!

          So you can still see after watching her sex tape? I just could not! She got peed on! What kind of HO would allow that? That’s just my big huge question!

          And yes, there is such a thing as WAY too much plastic surgery. I saw TayLIAR Armstrong on Couples Therapy and that face scared the bejesus out of me (more than usual). I don’t know what that chick is doing but it’s not good.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I saw that commercial and she scared the sh*t out of me!!!!

            • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

              Oh, the show was incredibly embarrassing for all those below z-listers. They REALLY scraped the bottom of the barrel there!

              • noarguingwithstupid

                How the great have fallen!!!!

                • twifan2

                  ‘Great’??????
                  HuH?

                  • noarguingwithstupid

                    Well, she was one of the first housewives of Beverly!!!!!!

                    • twifan2

                      Like that actually counts?! o.0

                    • julyol1972

                      In her head it does!

                    • twifan2

                      Ok then. :D

                • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                  It’s true. They are desperately trying to hang on to their last 4 – 5 seconds of their 15 minutes. That Farrah Abraham is something else too. Couples Therapy was my first (and last) experience with her. There’s something seriously wrong with that chick. She’s the combo pack of mental illnesses. :)

                  • twifan2

                    With a side order of Cray Cray to go!

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      You got that right!

                  • julyol1972

                    Watching that bitch try to squeeze out a tear around the botox, and making that ugly-ass cry face pissed me the hell off. She knew good and well the kind of fraud she tried to perpetrate, and still tried to act her par, and pull the wool over our eyes. Stupid bitch!

                    *sorry for the language, but I think I loathe her more than even Kenya. I gonna go lie down now after that statement*

                    • twifan2

                      PREACH! :)

                    • twifan2

                      And BOOM!

                    • julyol1972

                      *whispers* Up-arrow! :)

                    • twifan2

                      :)

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      LOL! Watching her try to cry was almost as painful as watching Wretchen and her ‘no tears’ cry at the reunion.

          • julyol1972

            Trying to look as close to a trout as possible. When other little girls were idolizing Marilyn, Taylor was into fish! Lol!

            • noarguingwithstupid

              I wonder if her new boyfriend a: likes to fish and b: likes to be on all of these dumb psycho shows with her!!!!!

              • julyol1972

                He looks like she’s the one who lays down the law. After all, she did need to bring her assistant, didn’t she?

                I think she crooks her finger, and he comes running! She must be putting that vacuum-pak of a mouth to good use, seeing how obedient he is!

                • noarguingwithstupid

                  LMAO!!!!!!! Those lips could form a good suction cup!!!!!

                  • julyol1972

                    Don’t they though? They look like once she slaps them on, you can’t pry ‘em off without a hot knife! Lol!

            • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

              Word! Those lips like they have gotten some new injections. Plus, she looks like a clown–her fact. All bloated too–like she’s doing WAY too much drinking.

              • julyol1972

                …and her attitude stinks. Miss Thing has definitely been reading her own press since the RHOBH days. Who besides Porscha needs a assistant when they have no job?

                • twifan2

                  Kim K.
                  Brandi
                  :/

                • noarguingwithstupid

                  Really……It makes me gag!!

                • noarguingwithstupid

                  Porsha needs to have someone to help clean that house!!

                  • twifan2

                    And pay them with what? :/

                    • julyol1972

                      The hairs on her chinny, chin, chin, me thinks!

                    • twifan2

                      *rolling eyes over here!*

                  • julyol1972

                    Now you know “Molly The Maid” aka Mom, is going to be relegated to that job!

                • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                  I couldn’t believe that–talking about how Russell left her with nothing and she’s got assistants and such? Poor Kennedy (and what an awful name to hang on that poor child).

                  • noarguingwithstupid

                    She is a very disturbed woman, I think.

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      VERY disturbed. And ill with ‘famewhoritis.’ It’s rampant in La La land.

                    • twifan2

                      I just Brandi to fade away-SOON! :/

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      Oh good Lord–Me too!

                    • twifan2

                      Wonder how many people can’t wait for that too?

                    • julyol1972

                      Me! *waves Hand*

                    • twifan2

                      *can barely see July’s hand for all the raised hands* :)
                      Got your vote July!

                    • Laura Lorrington

                      And what about her daughter Kennedy? That poor child!

                    • twifan2

                      Hope she has a nanny that stays with her indefinitely. Poor little thing. :(

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      I do feel for her kid. Kids are innocent–they don’t deserve cray parents like the trout.

                  • julyol1972

                    Taylor, and Jon Gosselin need to be snatched off my screen, and shot out of a cannon to a planet far, far away! Ugh!

                    Kennedy is in for a doozy when she starts watching the tapes of her parents lives. I hope she has a trust somewhere! That kid is going to need a lot of therapy.

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      Her Mom just loves making the Z list on all of these really bad shows!!!!! She replays Russell’s death on every show. Maybe she needs to go to a real M.D. and get some help!!!

                    • julyol1972

                      Every damn time, it’s always “Russell’s fault”. Add Jon in there with all his problems being because of Kate, and I’m up to here with grown-ass men and women, and their excuses.

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      And supposedly, this new guy (John Bluher) has had DV issues in the past. I really do feel sorry for poor Kennedy. But somehow I doubt that Taylor is far-sighted enough to think of her daughter’s future needs.

              • noarguingwithstupid

                Now, 4th, you know that she can control her drinking just fine!!! Remember that speech she gave about her drinking when she didn’t know where Kennedy was??????

                • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                  “I shthink I’m in luuurrrve” — was that the speech? LOL!

                  • twifan2

                    The ‘excuse’ one? Yes. smh

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      Yup! That’s the one!

          • Laura Lorrington

            Oh don’t even get me started with TayLIAR! What a hot steaming mess!!

            • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

              She’s gotten even more steaming of a mess too. She’s already whining about her new boyfriend who she opened her legs to married men with!

              • Laura Lorrington

                Honestly, I was surprised he agreed to be on that show. Ugh! If I were his ex I would pull up a comfy chair and watch (while laughing my ass off!) what a shit show the two of them are.

                • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                  I’m pretty sure he’s as big a famewhore as she is. He was probably disappointed she got fired from RHoBH.

          • twifan2

            TMI! TMI! :o
            Peed on? Really? OMG!

            • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

              Twi, she’s the QUEEN of TMI. Yes,! Ray Jay peed on her and THAT’S why she’s even famous to begin with.

              I can’t imagine allowing someone to do that to me. And then she thinks Anna Wintour is going to put her on the cover of Vogue. Yeah, suuuuuuure. LOL.

              • julyol1972

                Anna won’t even sniff in her direction, that’s how much she loathes Kim! She better keep dreaming, because except for Kanye’s boyfriend, none of the real people in fashion want anything to do with her or her ass!

              • twifan2

                Forget NO CLASS!
                That woman has NO NUTHING! :/

                • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                  Well, she’s got Kanye (LOLOL). Lucky her. Haha!

                  • noarguingwithstupid

                    Put on one of his masks–you will look better Kim!!!

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      Oh those masks are so freaking weird!

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      Imagine spending time with that freaky guy and the weird, ugly clothes he designs—UGH!!!!

                    • twifan2

                      Ok, where does he sell those things?

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      Kim??????

                    • twifan2

                      For a minute there I thought you were going to say Target! :o

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      Boy, I would love to see that!!!!!! Kanye at Tarjee!!!!

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      No, I really can’t imagine it. He’s just too weird. I don’t care about A-list, money–whatevs. I just could not stand being with anyone with that ginormous of an ego.

                    • twifan2

                      NOT enough $$$ in the world to be with anyone like that for me too, 4H! :)

                  • twifan2

                    Less than nuthing there. smh

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      Plus, I hear he has a BO problem. That’s a deal breaker right there–don’t care how much cash he’s got!

              • noarguingwithstupid

                Anna has waaaaaayyyyyyyy too much class for that hot mess!!

              • twifan2

                *ready to cancel subscription IF that ever happens!*

              • HOTNTX50

                Don’t forget…he was giving her the “backyard” treatment and she proceeded to take his “package” from her back door and put it directly into her mouth!

                Now that’s some shit to be proud of want the entire WORLD to see!!!

                She is classy and priceless and wifey material for sure!! (NOT).

                • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                  OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  That is twenty kinds of nasty with an extra heaping of disgusting on top.

                  Brain bleach, please Twi Fan!!!

                  • HOTNTX50

                    Girl, it’s been years since I’ve seen that tape and I am still partially blind!

                    Only the lowest of low type of man would even consider marrying that hooker. I would blast both of my sons with a high pressure water hose if they even brought a trick like that home for dinner. She wouldn’t make it across my door threshold.

                    I can’t figure out how any of the guys after Ray-J would even lay down with her — including Reggie Bush.

                    Just think about all the V sniffing and other disgusting things that she’s done on their show….I can’t imagine any mother welcoming that kind of skank into their family (unless it’s a VERY dysfunctional family…LOL).

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      Cosign and agree with everything you said! I can’t even imagine how she holds her head up in public after that kind of DISGUSTING behavior.

                      And this is a woman that all these young girls admire? SMDH. Wow.

    • twifan2

      I was just about to go thru my comp & slap some sense into you, Laura! :D

      • Laura Lorrington

        I had ya going for a second didn’t I Twifan? LOL!! I just crack my own damn self up sometimes!

    • Dr Seuss

      Hahahaha! You had me going there for a hot minute. You’re too funny, Laura.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I was going to ask you if you had been drinking today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Laura Lorrington

        Nah, no alcohol with lunch! LOL!

        How you doing NAWS?

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Fine, sweetie!!!!! You look like you are in good form!!!

          • Laura Lorrington

            Yes, I am. . . .

    • julyol1972

      Girl, stop playing!

      • Laura Lorrington

        LOL!

    • yenta1957

      I keep on knocking….but I can’t seem to get in to play w/ everyone else!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    I can’t believe we are discussing this site and we all dislike her soooooo much–Kind of like Porsha and Kenya!!!

    • twifan2

      Gotta vent where ever we can, NAWS! ;)

      • julyol1972

        S’up Twi?

        • twifan2

          Nuthin much Snookems! :)
          Working*looking like I’m working* ;)
          What’s s’up with you?

          • julyol1972

            Nothing much, peeping in to see my folks!

            • twifan2

              Peep away! :)

  • julyol1972

    So let me just say Ed, that for you I’m about to break my vow of Kardashian-celibacy, which I adopted a few months ago in protest. However, since this is my new fave site, I will now join all the others below in clowning the bitch, and her ginormous, fake ass!

    Did anyone see that both images have been photoshopped? If you see the larger pics, the door jamb on the left, and the tiles are wavy, which is indicative of someone pulling the pic in one one side. There is NEVAH, EVAH anything truthful from this chick. And I’m sincerely sorry that she can’t seem to figure out folks aren’t laughing with her, they’re laughing at her, and her stupid ass – and the fake one too!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I agree with all you say!!!!!! I am breaking my vow of Kardashian celibacy also because I love this site so much!!!!!

      • julyol1972

        My sistah! *high fives*

        • twifan2

          Me too! Me too! High 10s!

          • julyol1972

            *high tens Twi* Ohhh, the camaraderie!

    • Dr Seuss

      *nodding* to everything you said here.

      • julyol1972

        Hi Seussie-baby! :)

        • Dr Seuss

          Hi sugar *waving*

          How’s your day going?

          • julyol1972

            Quiet! Need to hope off soon to get some work done, but having a lot of fun!

            How you doin?

            • Dr Seuss

              I hear ya. Having quite the odd day to say the least. Have tons to do but no “umph” to get it done :(

              • julyol1972

                I feel ya! Same here :)

  • noarguingwithstupid

    When will Kim also start wearing the masks that her boyfriend wears??? I look forward to all the Kards wearing masks all the time!!

  • Dr Seuss

    Caption this “who has the fakest booty contest”

    • twifan2

      Kray Kary! :D

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Those pads cover the lumps!!!!

        • twifan2

          Bumper pads! ;)

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Lumper pads!

      • julyol1972

        OMG! How oddly shaped are those cheeks? No one can tell me that each pad isn’t covering a surgical scar!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Apesolutely!!!!

          • Dr Seuss

            muah!! :-)

          • twifan2

            Baboomish! :D

            • julyol1972

              Right? Those baboons with the red ass-cheeks!

              • twifan2

                Yep! :D

                • julyol1972

                  Bwahaha!

      • Dr Seuss

        OMFG!!!

      • Birdie11

        TWI! I had blocked that out!!

        • twifan2

          We must relive the pass to ‘learn’ from it, birdie! :D

          • Birdie11

            OMG. I have never been so embarrassed watching TV before! First evidence of the depth of her KRAY.

      • yenta1957

        …lwow…I just can’t seem to get the pancakes I make to look so symmetrical .

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Why wear the pads unless she is covering scars up???? Does she think we are driving the turnip truck?????

    • julyol1972

      Yep! Just like we were all riding on the short, yellow bus about Walter, and in the clown car about the African Prince!

      • yenta1957

        Am waiting for Ed to unlock the door + allow me in.
        Am in “moderation”

  • twifan2

    Atl thread up! :)

  • Birdie11

    This is just pathetic. Clearly she thinks that her worth is in her enormous butt. Go take care of your baby Kim, and try spending 5 minutes away from a mirror.

  • yenta1957

    LET me in ED!!!
    PUHLEZZE!

    W/ each “selfie ” that she feels so compelled to send out….the scent of her desperation has blown out her olfactory nerve…..rendering the sense of smell useless.
    Now…that desperation is palpable.

  • kathy fischer

    Unbelievable like anyone cares to see this picture anyway! you would think they could both think of something better to do

  • Laura Lorrington

    I can see all your posts . . . no problem. . . .

  • hardtimz

    Doesn’t that picture just look so nasty…SMH!

  • murlut

    EWWWW. that is just wrong. I don’t want to see pictures of her butt ever again

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    I know I’m late on this but….
    Holy Cow, I looked at the picture of Kim’s K’s butt and it looked a lot like Kim Z’s pregnant with twins belly!
    Ewwwwwwwwww.