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Dogs, Dogs and Dogs… What’s Really Going On #RHOA

Kenya is of the opinion that Phaedra needs to resolve her issue with her. What she fails to realize is that the ONLY person that she has to resolve issues with is her husband. She does not have to resolve anything with a woman she does not like or respect.

Chuck invites Phaedra and NeNe to lunch, and Phaedra is expecting a rehash of the conversation in Savannah. Instead it’s an invitation to speak at the Boys & Girls Club of Athens, all of their home town. They still manage to finish the lunch with a little sex… on the beach!

Ep 10 - Cynthia and Malorie shopMalorie stops in town to visit with Cynthia and lets her know that she will be staying with Cynthia for the two months until she travels to Korea with her husband. Huh? Really? I didn’t realize that you can just let someone know that you’re staying at their house. And Cynthia doesn’t object! Being that their last time together, Malorie and Peter got into it at their anniversary party, I don’t see where Malorie feels like she’s welcome in Cynthia’s home.

Cynthia downloads the update to Malorie about their sex life, or lack thereof. Malorie discloses that she doesn’t like it when she has to do it two or three times… a DAY! Are you kidding? I ain’t got time for that!

Porsha and her mom shops for outfits for her dogs, to drop the bombshell that she has found a place to live ~ not at home! For a $43 total, mom pulls out her card and a roll of hundreds! What does mom do again?

Ep 10 - Kandi and mama joyce

What is Kandi wearing?

Kandi describes her musical for Mama Joyce, since it’s completely inspired by the current happenings between her, her mom and Todd. Kandi hopes the happy ending inspires her mom to relax!  Mama Joyce says she needs to “let it go” for her health, but keeps talking about how she feels like Kandi is putting Todd in front of her. Follow your instinct, doctor’s orders or whatever, but just LET IT GO!

Porscha showcases her new 6-bedroom palace with a party room! Her mom decides she needs to make sure that the counter top is large enough to lay completely on. Porsha may or may not have the income, but Porsha is ready to go BIG! She’s putting on her big girl panties and spending that money, honey!

Cynthia gives Malorie a walk through of her new agency spot. Cynthia, as an aside, lets Malorie know that Peter bought a brand new white Mercedes without telling her. Why oh why Cynthia would you let her know his bad decisions if you want her to get over the bad feelings. Then drops the “surprise” of Mal staying for a couple of months. Peter is pissed! Mal defends the move, and Cynthia tells her to SHUT UP! Peter walks out on the women!

Ep 10 - Meeting of the StewartsPorsha contacted Kordell and he told her that he didn’t want a divorce, yet said that it’s either him or everyone else! Good divorce move Porsha! She’s FINALLY ready to let that man go and move on!

Phaedra, Chuck and NeNe hang out with the kids of the Boys & Girls Club ~ playing pool, foosball, and even basketball. Both ladies show that they can ball ~ in their heels. Chuck makes the introductions of both of the ladies as the “best in the nation”. Let’s be real, these women are smart and talented, but what are we classifying as the “best”? Overall, the event was really sweet and NeNe and Phaedra bonded… even more than the Savannah trip.

Oh, yeah, that Savannah trip comes back with a vengeance. Trapped in the car, Chuck confronts Phaedra about her “lies” that they dated. He wants to let us know that Phaedra was only a jump-off, never his girl, they never dated. The “Big Homie” got caught up by his white lies by his wife who came home from the trip pissed off! Phaedra AND Kandi were part of his six member “team” and possibly he was screwing them both at the same time! Then he turned it on Kandi said she slept with a lot of the men. {screeching tires} He then admits that he completely lied to Kandi and tried to make her feel special because he wanted to get some… and that was it. Spending time with her mom was all a ploy to get closer to him.

Phaedra ~ “[Chuck] is a jerk.”

Peter doesn’t like people around… Cynthia needs people around to help! That doesn’t explain how both of them are making decisions without consulting the other ~ the car AND the “surprise” visit. Peter offers a solution, he should get his own spot to “get away”. Cynthia holds her cool, but Peter starts jumping out of his skin. As Cynthia puts her heart on the table, letting him know of the failed promises, a prolonged depression, and financial struggles. Cuss words, yelling and storming out of the room is how Peter wants to deal with it. He is adamant that he needs a space to get away from the tension. My suggestion: DEAL WITH YOUR ISSUES! Running away from them NEVER make them better.

But we’ll see how or if their relationship survives.

What say you? Can your family member land on your doorstep and stay for a couple of months?

  • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

    Chuck wasn’t right putting Pheadra and Kandi on blast like that, it made him look thirsty for attention. Guess that NFL money is running out so he needs to get My-nique a regular spot on the show.

    She adds nothing to the show and in no way can hold her own with these ladies. At that luncheon in Savannah, even her good friend Neigh Neigh was laughing at her!

    • julyol1972

      Chuck is a “mitch”, pure and simple! Monique (with a y) threw his behind down in the basement after the Savannah trip and he came out guns blazing at Phaedra! Funny thing is, he ended up looking like a desperate, clown trying to relive the glory days when he had a little change in his pocket. “Big Homie” tried to shade Kandi, but admitted he paid her bills, and hooked her Mom up. T

      Sorry, Chuck, that’s not being a player, that’s getting played!’

      • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

        I love next episode Phaedra tells Kandi, she ain’t into no cocktail wienies. Don’t mess with Phaedra, she’ll cut ya!

        • julyol1972

          Her one-liners are EPIC! Now that he’s had his chance to act a fool, Phaedra will hand him his behind on a platter with her shade. This reunion is going to be so freakin awesome!

          • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

            I’m already popping the popcorn

            • julyol1972

              Got my soda ready!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Maybe she meant to say that Chuck’s offering is Only a “Cocktail Wienie”.

        • kathy fischer

          I loved that too

    • twifan2

      Chuck will the housewife of that couple in the show.
      Chuck is messy! imo

  • twifan2

    I wanted to chuck Chuck right out the moving vehicle!
    WTH with that guy?!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      It was a stupid story line and bored me to tears! :(

      • twifan2

        The ‘gas’ in the car part was way TMI! EEEWWW

      • twifan2

        Didn’t you enjoy the padding on the back Nene kept giving herself, NAWS?

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I am really over Neigh Neigh!!!! I watch it for the other idiots on there!!!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          And tip-toeing through Neigh Neigh’s past is truly the most boring storyline I have been subjected to!!!!!!

          • twifan2

            I’m just waiting to see IF Kim K comes back! LOL
            I’ll be ROTFLMAO then.

            • noarguingwithstupid

              I hope that slut comes back, cause I love to snark on that one!! And Howdy Doody, too!!!!

              • twifan2

                Oh yes! Her hubby!
                Maybe Big Papa will make an appearance! :D
                Wigs’ wig will fly off her head then!

                • noarguingwithstupid

                  Kim is just so disgusting you can write reams about her and not even scratch the surface!!!!

                  • twifan2

                    Why do you even want to scratch that?! o.0

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      I would never want to scratch that or any other part of her reconstructed body!!!! She is a pig.

                    • twifan2

                      We’ll have to ask Juicy if he’d scratch that! :D

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      If he touches Teresa, he will touch anything. I wonder what happened in court today with Joey??????

                    • twifan2

                      Where’s WCF!?
                      I need INFO!

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      Really, we need info. Where is Doc??????

        • julyol1972

          Okay! I know this won’t be a popular opinion (like that ever stopped me before), but where was Nene being smug, and/or patting herself on the back?

          I saw her and Phaedra truly bonding for the first time ever, and actually not reading or shading each other in the process. i saw her stay pretty quiet in the car, except to support Phaedra when she said it was actually Kandi who spoke about her and Chuck being boyfriend and girlfriend. And even in her talking heads, she didn’t throw any jabs or barbs Phaedra’s way.

          The only foolishness that episode, came courtesy of Chuck as he tried to kiss Nene’s ass even more by calling her “the black Meryl Streep”. That was him trying to ensure a paycheck and a slot on RHOA, didn’t see her participate in that mess one bit!

          Okay, your turn Twi!

          • twifan2

            LOL July. :) Sorry had to go back & see specifically.
            Ok, here goes. In her talking bubble head.
            She was talking about HER being a ‘very active child’. Those are the kind of things that make her who she is.
            ‘…Chuck thought enough of ME, to ask ME to come out and speak…
            Neigh Neigh wasn’t the ONLY one asked to speak at the Boys and Girls Club.

            • julyol1972

              I hear you Twi, but didn’t Phaedra do the same “ME, and I” thing? I didn’t hear her say “US” in her talking heads either, or am I mistaken?

              • twifan2

                I thought I heard ONE ‘us’ from Phae.
                In the start. After that Phae was about Chuck being a jerk.

                • julyol1972

                  Okay, I’ll let it go! I just think sometimes Nene gets blasted even when she hasn’t earned it!

                  *If you couldn’t tell before, I’m sure you realize now that I like her*

                  • twifan2

                    I’ve noticed! :o
                    Just Neigh Neigh gotten too big of a head on her now. :(
                    I miss the ‘old’ Nene! On Kim K’s case! :D

                    • julyol1972

                      True, she’s gotten a huge head, and I hope having to head back to Atlanta brings her back down to earth!

                    • twifan2

                      That “I’m the BIG homie” what the heck was that about? o.0
                      He had chicks stacked in the corner. Phae & Kandi were part of the team?!
                      OMG! Check that head at the door! >(

                    • julyol1972

                      Chuck is acting like lying to all those women, and trying to be a player is somehow making him look good. He doesn’t get that two of the team, are now worth more than he is. Or maybe he does, and that’s why he’s acting like a jerk?

    • julyol1972

      He’s a Grade A jerk, and he’s all Mynique’s – lucky her!

      • twifan2

        Can’t wait to see next week’s epi when Phae tells Kandi what a jerk Chuck is!

        • julyol1972

          Mynique better check her man, cuz it would be hilarious if she came on the show and had no one but Nene to film with? She better ask Kenya!

          As for Chuck, Kandi need not say a word. He turned his own ass out with that little display of “micthiness”. Everybody knows now that he is a douchebag who throws women under the bus to make himself look good! Every self respecting man is laughing at his ass right now!

          • Laura Lorrington

            He sure proved himself to be a douche-bag. I wonder if his wife was proud watching him. As always, I thought Phaedra handled him well. Ugh!

            • twifan2

              That ‘part of the team’ term Chucky used…OMG! Swell-head!

            • julyol1972

              All that “big homie” BS like he’s the new Stevie J, got on my last nerve. I’m sure he’s going to be on that couch a lot longer than originally expected. And yes, Phadrae handled him like a boss! Since she’s had so much practice with Kray, she’s a old hand at this by now! Lol!

              • twifan2

                I want to see what Kandi does!
                ‘She was part of the team’!? WTH???

                • julyol1972

                  I’m hoping she saves it for the reunion! Because right now, Chuck looks stupid all by his lonesome!

                  If there is a God, Mynique and maybe Chuck will be invited to the reunion!

                  • twifan2

                    If Mynique DOES become a housewife…IT’LL be Chucky whose the housewife in that couple!
                    Chucky’s too full of himself! smh

                    • julyol1972

                      ITA! But the backlash might be enough to make the producers pull a “Rancid”, and not ask her back next season! Fingers crossed!

                    • twifan2

                      *crossing toes too*
                      But I guess the producers will do anything for ratings. :(

                    • julyol1972

                      Well since they didn’t hire Faye, and they finally got rid of Taylor, Gretchen, Agrienne, and Alexi-Plexus, I think there’s a smidge of morality there somewhere!

                    • twifan2

                      *looks under a rock*
                      Give me a hint, July!
                      Where do I look?

                    • julyol1972

                      LMAO! Beats me! I said a smidge, it’s not noticeable to the naked eye! :)

  • twifan2

    Dr SEUSS!!!!
    WCF!!!
    We need info on Juicy! PLEASE!

    • WestCoastFeed

      Hi, twi. I haven’t seen any news yet. We may have to wait until tomorrow.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

      • twifan2

        Are the courts open today? The weather is bad there. I saw earlier.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Schools closed today. Is it a holiday???

          • twifan2

            Weather is bad-COLD!
            No holiday, just the wind chill is dangerous in some places.

            • noarguingwithstupid

              Not in Florida, silly!!!

              • twifan2

                I was talking about NY. DANG! It’s cold up there. :(

      • Dr Seuss

        Let me try calling the courts…brb!

        Check your email.

        • WestCoastFeed

          I did and replied.

        • twifan2

          Go hound them down, Doc! :)

      • twifan2

        BUT I’ve waited for so long now, WCF. :(

        • noarguingwithstupid

          We have all been waiting and waiting for some pinch of information!!!!!

          • twifan2

            A smidgen.

            • noarguingwithstupid

              A nano bit!!

              • WestCoastFeed

                I know, I’ve been glued to the NJ tweets all day, but nothing yet. I think we had to wait a day after his last State court date, too. The NJ papers usually have the story first.

                • noarguingwithstupid

                  Thanks for checking the tweets, West. I just can hardly wait to get any news on the crooks!!!!

                • twifan2

                  *whines*
                  I CAN’T WAIT :(

  • Laura Lorrington

    QUESTION: If there was a housewife (in the entire franchise) that you can sit and lunch with for about an hour, who would it be?

    WARNING: If anyone says NeNe, I’m coming fa ya! Yes July, I’m talking to you!!

    LOL!!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I would like to have lunch with Lisa or YoYo.

    • twifan2

      I’m thinking IF Carol Radwillz(however it’s spelled) would give me insider info on the Kennedy clan-Jackie-O…HER!
      If she doesn’t then Lisa V

      • Laura Lorrington

        Who? The Chick from NY? Nah, something about her face annoys me! LOL! I know, I’m being bad.

        • julyol1972

          *smacks Laura L on the hand* Carol bores me to tears, and something about that “too cool for school” poser attitude bothers me!

        • twifan2

          Yes, her. She was married into the Kennedy clan. Would like some dish on them. :)

          • Laura Lorrington

            Man, we know everything there is to know about that family. Nothing new there . . .

            • twifan2

              uuummm, I don’t think so. ;)
              I’ll get inside scoop when I have lunch from her. :)

              • Laura Lorrington

                Well, you be sure and SHARE Twifan!

                • twifan2

                  *gets recorder, pad, pen all ready*
                  Ok will do! :)

    • julyol1972

      Bwahaha! Why would I want to have Nene tell me about herself for an hour? Lol!

      My picl is Lisa, Cynthia, Phaedra, and lastly maybe YoLemon!

    • WestCoastFeed

      My pick would be Lea Black of Miami, but that’s mostly because I know she’s an active liberal Democrat.

      • Laura Lorrington

        I forgot about Lisa Black! She’s a self made woman, my kinda chick. And the fact that she’s not a nutty Republican . . . well, she gets “10 cool points” from me.

      • twifan2

        Good one, WCF! :)
        I forget about HW Miami
        *don’t tell Bam*

        • WestCoastFeed

          I know, I try to hide it from him.

          • twifan2

            ;)
            Doing a good job, WCF.

      • Laura Lorrington

        I would have to make her promise NOT to do that annoying laugh for the entire hour! Its like nails on a damn chalk board! LOL!

    • Laura Lorrington

      Mine would be Lisa Vanderpump. Not cause I like her (I don’t this season at all) but cause she’s a business woman, a successful one at that and I think I can learn a lot from her. I would also love to chat with Senorita-Annoying-Voice, aka Bethenny Frankel. She’s one of my recent business sheros.

      Beyond those two, all the other bitches have seriously worked my last nerve and I don’t think I would want to sit for 5 mins with any of them much more 1 hour. LOL!

      • yenta1957

        I’m basing this on 1 criteria only.
        They have to make me laugh.
        Going w/ Leah Black…..she’s just so over the top…she slays me.

        • Laura Lorrington

          Yeah, I’ve added her to my two. I can’t deal with that laugh though. Too much! But she seem like a real fun broad who knows what’s important in life.

    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

      I’m going to lunch next Friday with Peggy Tanous, does that count?

      • julyol1972

        No? Not Peggy from the OC? That Peggy?

        • Laura Lorrington

          No she’s from NY. The one legged one. . . .

          **Laura that’s terrible!!**

          • yenta1957

            LOL!!

          • julyol1972

            *smacks Laura’s other hand*

        • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

          Yes, Peggy from the OC

          • Laura Lorrington

            Whoops! Got my blonds mixed up! OMG, what would you discuss with her? Postpartum and fraud?

            Yeah, I know I’m going straight to hell for that one! LOL!

            • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

              Hey it’s a free lunch and maybe some free scoop. Plus I’d hit her husband! #JustSayin

              • Laura Lorrington

                Oh you bad boy Ed!!! You better DISH when its over!

                Free? Who’s picking up the tab, that chick is (supposedly) broke!! LOL!

                • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                  She may be broke, but her husband ain’t. That’s all I’m saying!

                  • Laura Lorrington

                    LOL!

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      I have to be careful with the OC, I know most of the older girls and have friends in common with the newer girls. This will be my first time meeting Peggy

                    • Laura Lorrington

                      Well, good luck with lunch. Hopefully you can get her to talk about Alexis and Jim.

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      Oh that’ll be easy, she hates her

              • julyol1972

                He was a cutie, wasn’t he?

                Please get the scoop on Grandma Wrinkles, I mean Vickie! And Tamra, and Slade, and whether Jim The Chin is really a grifter (I vote yes). And is Alexi-Plexus really made out of 75% plastic.

                Thanks!

                • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                  I’ll add those to my arsenal of questions, I’m taking the recorder with me so I don’t miss a word

                  • julyol1972

                    Cool! I.Can’t.Wait!

                • Laura Lorrington

                  July, you know how Vicky is always demanding respect? Well, show her some respect and call her by her right name okay? LEAKY GRANDMA!!

                  • julyol1972

                    Shoot! Forgot her handle, didn’t I? Sorry! I hope she’s wearing Depends now. A repeat of her staining the furniture next season would be too much.

            • yenta1957

              And…we shall walk hand in hand through the gates of hell laura.

              • Laura Lorrington

                LOL! Oh yes we will, its all good.

      • Laura Lorrington

        Oh but what will you discuss with her? All her phobias? LOL!

    • Dr Seuss

      Hahahaha!! You already know who’s at the top of July’s list. I would choose Lea Black. I really like her and I think out of all the wives she would be fabulously authentic sharing her business acumen.

  • twifan2

    Ok, who was the bigger arse last night?
    Peter or Chuck?

    • julyol1972

      Where’s the BOTH option?

      • twifan2

        That would make it too easy, July.

        • julyol1972

          *hangs head* I know, worth a try though!

          • twifan2

            Nice try! :)
            I mean that ‘man cave’ idea from Peter!
            Chucky’s ‘you were part of the team’!
            It’s hard to pick!

            • julyol1972

              Right! “Man cave” is another word for “place for my ass to cheat”!

              As for Chuck and his “team”, I just can’t!

              • twifan2

                ‘Chucky is ‘the big homie. Everybody wants a piece of him’ Dream on Chuck! >(

                • Laura Lorrington

                  I was screaming at the TV: “Chuck! That was 20 years ago! Get Over It!”

                  • twifan2

                    Love to see the looks on their friends faces when they saw that epi last nite! :D

              • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                You know Peter already banging boots with someone in the bar after it closes, he trying to class it up a bit by getting Cynthia to pay the rent on his own place.

                • julyol1972

                  But what self-respecting man even does that? These men of Atlanta are leaving a helluva lot to be desired!

                  • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                    Self-respecting is the first clue, he ain’t got an ounce of self-respect

                  • yenta1957

                    I have a friend over @ the asylum that calls Peter ..”uncle ben”.
                    too funny.

                    • julyol1972

                      Uncle Ben, Uncle Remus, Papa Smurf….!

                    • yenta1957

                      Lol @ papa Smurf.
                      makes me wonder what part of him is blue.

                    • julyol1972

                      Crap, and I was hoping to not have to use brain bleach today! *Sigh*

                    • yenta1957

                      lol…remember..you ppl invited me to join you here.

                    • julyol1972

                      We did, huh! Lol!

                    • Laura Lorrington

                      Oh yes we did, and don’t even think about leaving.

                    • yenta1957

                      Must hv some weird telepathy thing going on between us….cause I just logged in + came here.
                      Haven’t checked the lunatics @ home yet.

                    • Laura Lorrington

                      Yenta!!

                      **Laura smacks Yenta’s hand**

                      LOL!

    • Laura Lorrington

      Yes, where IS the both option. Those two should call their buddy Walter and they should all go camp out at a damn strip joint and leave those sistahs alone. Ugh!

      I get the feeling that Chuck is lousy in bed! Ugh!

      • julyol1972

        Hasn’t poor Walter been maligned enough? No, somebody needed to text Apollo! Of course making sure that they identified themselves clearly, and checked with Phae first!

      • twifan2

        Like Phae said ” I don’t like bite size brownies and I don’t like cocktail sausages” THAT was Chucky!

        • Laura Lorrington

          IKR!? I get the feeling that Peter can “put in down” though!! LOL!

          • twifan2

            OMG Laura! I just spewed my tea!
            ROTFLMAO! :D

            • Laura Lorrington

              LOL!!!!!!

          • julyol1972

            Me too! I wish Karalee was here, she’d probably be in full agreement too!

            • Laura Lorrington

              Who?

              • julyol1972

                She’s an RT poster from Jamaica! She and I bonded over our dissection of Peter and “the Caribbean man’s psyche”!

                • Laura Lorrington

                  Oh, okay. Ya’ll don’t wanna get me started on that topic! LOL!

                  • julyol1972

                    Haha! I already know, Laura!

            • Laura Lorrington

              Peter has sooo much swag! Gawd, can you imagine if he was RICH? Forgeddaboutit!!

              • julyol1972

                If he was rich, he’d be divorced with a harem!

              • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                Peter is rich, he jumps from well-off woman to well-off woman. Once the cash runs out, so does he!

                Once he’s gone through all the women in ATL look for him to be kicking it with Kordell

                • julyol1972

                  I heard he’s actually worth millions, but if he is, he sure as hell didn’t tell Cynthia! And I don’t think he spends his money.

                  • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                    I need to see the bank records!

        • julyol1972

          LOL! Those one-liners of hers kill me!

      • yenta1957

        Well Laura….that’s because Chuckie is still sleeping in his “special” toddler, racing car bed.
        But, I do believe the side rails have been recently removed.

        • Laura Lorrington

          Yenta’s Here! Yenta’s Here!

          Yay! Yay! Yay!

          How are you?

          • yenta1957

            Left some comments on the K thread here…they’re in moderation….as is my 1st post @ the top of this thread.
            LOL Laura…my reply to you got through though.!

            haven’t been online in a few days…I’m fine….+ you?

            • julyol1972

              Hi yenta! How are you? How’s Happyasalark doing?

              • yenta1957

                I’m good.
                Last spoke w/ her late last pm….she’s basically taken up residence @ the hospital…waiting for her dad to “cross Jordan”.
                She’s tough though….she’s the support for her entire family.

                • julyol1972

                  Thank you for the update, yenta!

                  • yenta1957

                    Pplease keep her in your thoughts….her dad is the main issue right now….but not the only issues going on for her.
                    Poor happy…..I tell ya …when it rains..it just pours.

                    • julyol1972

                      Will do!

                • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

                  I don’t know Happy much but I send my Angels to her Angels to lend her some strength in all of this.
                  Blessings to y’all.

            • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

              @yenta1957:disqus you’ve been let out of jail and whitelisted, so you should have no further problems

              • yenta1957

                HEY EVERYONE!!!
                I’m free!!!!!

                Oh Ed…I think I may like it here….xo

                • noarguingwithstupid

                  Good!!!!! Have a good time!!!!!!

                • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                  Just remember, I’m an asshole, but I have a sense of humorj ;-}

                  • yenta1957

                    + I’m a bit*h….but am told I am funny.
                    Sounds good to me.

                • noarguingwithstupid

                  How is going over in the land of the censored????

                  • yenta1957

                    Listen….I blew that hotdog stand the night Laura ret’d.
                    I have ret’d 3x since then…basically looking for my “homies”.
                    So….I hv no idea how things are in that North Korean work camp….w/ all of those ass kissing worker bees.

                    My “home” is essentially an asylum….it sure isn’t N Korea.

    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

      All of their above

  • Laura Lorrington

    This test might help Peter and Chuck: http://electricpulp.com/guykawasaki/arse/

    • julyol1972

      Yep! A pair of “Certified Assholes” is their M.O. to a T!

  • yenta1957

    Yeah…I highly doubt this BOY named Chuck was all that @ any point in his life.
    He’s just another…in a very long list of wanna be’s.
    And…he VERY much wants to be ob this show.
    TOOL.

  • yenta1957

    Here’s what I would like to know….why is Porsch renting such a large home?
    Is it just for appearances? Cause that’s what it looks like to me.
    Yeah…I know there are a preponderance of housewives that live well beyond their means…. but DAYAHM!

    • julyol1972

      She working off the Krayonce’s Book of Fabulous”.

      Rule #1: Live well beyond your means whenever possible. It makes the viewers love you and feeds your delusions of grandeur.

      Rule #2: Make sure it has a lot of rooms, the more the merrier. That way, you can twerk your way around the house. Fabulous girls need their exercise too.

      Rule #3: Hold off the rent from time to time so buy the pretty, shiny things in life – the landlord won’t mind.

      Rule #4: Hand over number to Rent-A-Man Agency. Got to keep up those appearances you know. Pretending to cook is optional.

      Rule #5: Act surprised when notice of eviction is found on the door! Take to social media to blast the landlord. Helps if landlord was a famewhore themself, and befriended you. Fight eviction in court for the publicity. Call Wendell Williams for an Interview, or in the middle of her show for maximum effect. Shade landlord at every opportunity. Overstay eviction deadline.

      So ends our first lesson from “The Kenya Book of Fabulousness”, Chapter 1 – Buying the House You Don’t Need!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Excellent, July, BOOM!!!!!!!!!!

        • julyol1972

          Up-arrow for you NAWS! :)

          • noarguingwithstupid

            And to you also my darling!!!!

      • Dr Seuss

        OMG… this is freaking hilarious and lays out Kenya’s crazy convoluted way of thinking to a tee.

        • julyol1972

          Thanks, Doc! The way Porscha is headed we’re looking at eviction 2.0!

          • Dr Seuss

            Ur welcome! The sad part is she won’t see it coming and truly doesn’t understand money management and priorities. Kenya’s crazy ass is cognizant of exactly what she’s doing. Kenya is crazy and Porsha is dumb.

            • noarguingwithstupid

              It will hit her like a wrecking ball and I bet it happens all at once!!!!! I am sure we will have to hear about that in therapy also!!!!!

              • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

                Somehow I got goof up on the thread we were conversatin’ on before so I’m picking up here.
                Speakin’ of the wrecking ball. What’d you think of Graham Norton’s open with Indiana Jones and the big huge ball chasin’ him and then Mylie crazy Cyrus on that wrecking (clean that stuff off of it) ball.
                Good show. But I neeeeds more Monty Python!

          • Birdie11

            I wish she would tell us how she felt when she got her first utility bills.

      • yenta1957

        How did she even pass a credit check in order to rent this place? Does not sound as if her income is much…other than Bravo…+ possibly a sm amt of support from Kordell, I’ve got no idea where her $’s coming from.

        I don’t find it endearing @ all. I find it irresponsible + uncomfortable to watch someone else on this netweork rip any credit that they once had to shreds .

        She says that she’s “doing it all on her own”…+ if she “fails…that’s her own too”. DOUBT it…mommy will be there to pick up the pieces once again. Didn’t mommy just buy her dog some crazy dress on last pm’ s episode”?

        This chick arina allegedly didn’t know what the underground railroad was……+ I suggest mommy put all that $ she’s passing off to Porsha + put it towards something that will really count in life.
        Not new shoes…not a new wardrobe…not new clothes for her dog…not catching up on the rent that her daughter will neglect to pay. But on an education.
        A real one.

        • julyol1972

          Agree with everything you said! But something tells me Porscha might pop a vessel if she strains her brain too hard! Education is a really good thought, but somehow I don’t think she has the mental capacity!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Education is not on her list of things to EVEH do!!!! She is counting on being a world class actress!!!! LMAO

            • julyol1972

              Or a singerrr, I bet. Kandi better watch out!

              • noarguingwithstupid

                It could be a brain surgeon for that matter!!!!! She doesn’t have the brains to do anything except be a good wife for a rich, rich man. Period.

                • julyol1972

                  TRUTH!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        July, this is a great post!!!!! You nailed it and I will get the popcorn ready when the eviction notice is served, and I know it will be eventually!!!!!!!

        • julyol1972

          I got my six-pack of soda ready! If she doesn’t get evicted, Mamma bailed her out!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Does Mamma have that much money?????

            • julyol1972

              She might! Something tells me Momma is a whole lot smarter than Porscha, at least money-wise!

  • Dr Seuss

    Great recap April!

    I am thoroughly enjoying this season of RHOA and it proves you don’t need Wigs & Cigs drama or Kenya’s crazy antics to make good tv. Nene is being a lot more reserved and mature so that helps.

    Porsha is still stupid and I fast forward through her scenes. Who rents a 6-bedroom mansion just to “maintain the fabulosity” as she describes? No, Porsha your just stupid and will be bankrupt and homeless in the near future. Then on WWHL, she admits she did not know what the underground railroad was and that she took a history lesson to educate herself on historical facts. She makes it so hard to like her. A total boring airhead.

    I personally think the Peter, Cynthia and Mal scenes are totally fabricated. First, he bought a new car and wants to rent a seperate “man cave” but their having financial issues. If you watch them closely they all have smirks on their faces. Cynthia would never have Mal show up without notifying Peter considering their history. Mal would go stay elsewhere considering her relationship with Peter. All three are boring.

    The Phaedra, Chuck and Nene scenes were good. I especially enjoyed the community service at the Boys & Girls Club. Then things took a turn for the negative when Chuck pulled up his skirt and showed us his panties. Seriously, why would he intentionally go out of his way to embarrass Phaedra in such a chauvinistic manner? His behavior was egotistical, ugly and uncalled for. He looked like a complete idiot.

    Kandi and mama Joyce scenes were the norm. Mama Joyce was up to her usual shady boots towards Kandi and Todd’s relationship. The face she made in reaction to Kandi’s description of her stage play was priceless! I must say she was mild in comparison to her previous antics. Hopefully, she’s finally seen the light or maybe Kandi threatened her with a tour of Shady Pines nursing home.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Thank you Doc!!!!! Couldn’t have said it better myself!!!!!!!

      • Dr Seuss

        Hi my Naws! We really need to catch up. I miss you :(

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I read you all the time, sweetie!!!!! I know you are a busy bee. I think of you always!!!!!!!

          • Dr Seuss

            I know we see each others comments but I mean really catch up, one-on-one.

            • noarguingwithstupid

              We will, I promise!!!!! You have to concentrate on taking care of yourself, as you take care of so many others!!!!

              • Dr Seuss

                awwww….you are a gentle warm soul :)

                thank you for that. xoxo

                • noarguingwithstupid

                  ((((((Hugs))))))) to you my dear!!!!! Love being away from the K.G.B.!!!!

    • julyol1972

      Great recap, Doc! *pulls up his skirt, and showed his panties* YASSSSSS!

    • Birdie11

      That new car scene was so fake..please. Here’s this room, that room…oh and just in case you think you’re good with Peter…LOOK! This is his new car that he just crapped my money away on. How do you feel NOW?

      • Dr Seuss

        Hi Birdie! yup…you peeped that too? Bravo is struggling to give Cynthia and Peter a story line and failing miserably.

        • Birdie11

          Hi Seussie! I don’t think any part of Mal’s face moved other than her lips. She is a snoooooozer.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She seems to have absolutely NO personality whatsoever!!!! How could she be related to Cynthia????

            • Birdie11

              Maybe she’s on valium all the time.

              • noarguingwithstupid

                That would explain a lot of her personality, or lack thereof!!!!

              • julyol1972

                Well hubby is supposedly a known cheater, so if she’s medicated, I get it!

      • Laura Lorrington

        And why does Malory have to say with her and Peter for several weeks? Does she not have a (baler?) man/husband/boyfriend??

        I can’t stand Malory with that hedious 1970s Donna Summer wig! Ugh!

        • Birdie11

          She wants to get away from having sex 10x a day.

    • yenta1957

      I happen to see all of these Housewives shows as having a 70 -30 split.
      70% ( @ least) is fictional..or over rehearsed @ best….while 30%, possibly less is real.
      The scenes w/ Kandi + her mom @ the salon…a joke. No 1 else there…no 1 else working there….Kandi walks through the door @ just the right time ( + I give major props to Bravo’s hard working editing crew)…the hairdresser knew just when to leave mom + daughter alone to “talk”.
      I admit…I bought these “reality shows” when they originally hit my screen….but that’s been over for sometime now.
      I still watch…guess now it’s to ascertain who Bravo’s best actress is.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Porsha—-the dumbest evah!!!!! You know she could not possibly read a script!!!!!!

      • Birdie11

        I watch them like I used to watch Dynasty…just trashier and poorer versions. How I wish for an Alexis/Crystal cat fight!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          In the water fountain!!!!

          • Birdie11

            Who would make the best match-up? Crossover housewives are allowed.

            • noarguingwithstupid

              Brandi vs Tamra

              • Birdie11

                Krayonce vs Brandi….but Brandi has to be sober.

                • noarguingwithstupid

                  LOL!!!!!!

            • Laura Lorrington

              ME vs. all them bitches!!!

              LOL!

              • noarguingwithstupid

                You are the winner, Miss Laura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                • Laura Lorrington

                  Thank you, thank you.

                  *Laura bowing arrogantly*

                  LOL!

                • Dr Seuss

                  Ditto!

              • yenta1957

                LMAO Laura!!
                I’m in your corner of the ring! I’ll be your “Mickey” to your “Rockey”.
                I’ll be saying “You can do it kid…..get out there + spit nails..”

        • Dr Seuss

          Dynasty and Knots Landing were my shows!! All time favs. I remember I vowed I would name my first born Nicolette.

          • Birdie11

            I loved her! Loved Knots Landing and drunkie Gary!

            • Dr Seuss

              OMG Yes!! And crazy Val. That was my show. Remember stepford wife Karen. I use to love Karen’s station wagon. I also loved her cul-de-sac.

              • Birdie11

                Abby! Abby! Abby!

          • Laura Lorrington

            Oh Dear God!

            • Dr Seuss

              What? You not a fan?

      • Laura Lorrington

        And speaking of best actress, I think Bravo should have a yearly award for this mess. I would give best to both male and female to those two fools in Miami (Adrianna and Frederick?) for that fake fight they had on his bullshit boat. I can’t with Bravo! Ugh!

        • yenta1957

          Oh no!!! Adrianna of the”Sadsack Sandonistas”
          Well…I was as fond of her, her storyline, her wedding, her husband ( of a few YEARS)…as I was of Ashley White…from the 3 Billygoats gruff….I mean Princesses of LI.
          Now, you know how deep my fondness for Adrianna runs.

      • Dr Seuss

        Hi Yenta–I agree. Reality tv of 20 years ago was entirely different than the heavily scripted crap we see today. Back then it was still uncharted territory so the shows had an organic raw feel. Like the first Real World is still my favorite. Nothing compares…imo.

        • yenta1957

          My ALL time FAVORITE “reality” show was the original survivor.
          Season 1…..loved it!!

          • Dr Seuss

            yup! another classic indeed.

  • Birdie11

    I wonder of Monique with a Y woke up feeling proud of her husband. It wouldn’t surprise me if she was just a part of his team now. He is one repulsive piece of work.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Anyone who spells her name incorrectly deserves to be with her “gem” of a husband!!!!!

    • julyol1972

      Maybe she was part of the team then too?

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Maybe Mynie “isn’t even a bit” concerned about her bestie’s anymore. I mean since he done her proud, right. . .??
      I’m thinkin’ Chuck Chuck Bo Buck Bonanna Fanna Foh .. .whoa. . . . was warmin’ up the downstairs sofa with the furry flea bag for a bit. But cha know, he gotta dip that cock-tail wienie in the cock-tail sauce somewherez!
      She’s part white, and you know what they say about dohz whitey gurlz . . . .

      • Dr Seuss

        Chuck Chuck Bo Buck Bonanna Fanna Foh<— You are a freaking riot! Good gawd, honey!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          It musta been the raw garlic in my salad!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            That will do it every time!!!!

            • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

              Yep, it brings out my inner snark.

              • noarguingwithstupid

                Love me snark!!!!

                • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

                  Snarkalicious in the Snarkdom!

                  • noarguingwithstupid

                    Boom Boom!!!!!

      • Birdie11

        I wonder what Brandi would have rhymed with Chuck?

    • Dr Seuss

      Tell me about it. Total turn-off with a capital T. Next week Phaedra and Kandi joke about his little woodpecker. I know he had shortcomings. Most pompous assholes do!

      • Birdie11

        Nothing more heartwarming than bonding over a mutual love interest’s junk.

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Oh hah, heh heh Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HA HA!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Ain’t that the truth!!!!

      • Laura Lorrington

        I said it somewhere earlier, not only is his weeeennnner probably really small but I get the feeling that he’s a real lousy lay! Ugh!

        And WTF with NeNe bringing those two into her circle? I don’t care if they go waaay back. Her and Phaedra go way back and she tried to deny that shit. Why bring Chuck and his corny wife on the show? Fa what?

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I agree. Who cares about Neigh Neigh’s old home week???? I’m really not interested in knowing about her life story, even if she is the next Meryl Streep!!!!!!!

        • Dr Seuss

          Well we all know NayNay is shady as fuuck but at the end of the day it’s about a check for all. It wouldn’t surprise me if Phaedra was informed he was going to do that and agreed for her check. All this sh*t is totally set-up.

          • Birdie11

            Excuse me. Nene is one of America’s top actresses. LMAO

            • noarguingwithstupid

              Watch out Academy and Emmies, Neigh Neigh is movin on up!!!!!

            • Laura Lorrington

              Yes, . . . **Laura NOT bowing down**

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Yeah, he probably thinks his business is this long…noh this long…..uh wait…NOH ITZ THIS LONG.
          Have you ever seen a one armed fisherman describe how long the fish was that got away???

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Yeah. . .his cocktail wienie!

    • yenta1957

      Chuckie is the kind of dude that peaked in 10th or 11th grade.
      You go back to your 10th, 15th, 20th , 25th + 30th HS reunion + he’s @ ALL of them…. still trying to fit his out of middle aged, out of shape body into his old letter jacket.
      He’s hanging @ the bar….still talking about his “glory days”…..
      Cause he hasn’t had any “glory” since he graduated from HS.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Yeah, our stud muffin in high school was selling mattresses when I went to reunion!!!!!!

      • Birdie11

        There are few types of men that are more pathetic than that.

  • Laura Lorrington

    RHOBH is on in the background while I multitask. I have to say, I’m a sappy-ass-romantic and I should really be able to relate to YoLemon and David Foster but I just don’t. The way she “worships” him feels very contrived . . . . well, its more like nauseating.

    Am I the only one feeling this way?

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I think its a little over done!!!! OK She loves him. OK He loves her. I get it.

    • Birdie11

      No Laura..we are blood sisters in this area. Blech!!

    • Birdie11

      Any time you feel doubtful and negative and want some romantic affirmation..watch Yo’s stewardess video…right Twi?

      • noarguingwithstupid

        OMG Unbelievable!!!!!!

      • Laura Lorrington

        Oh Birdie, don’t even get me started with that effing Stewardess Video! OMG!!

        Vomit! Vomit! Bleh!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Then how could you possibly question their great passion?????????? LOL

          • Laura Lorrington

            I’m gonna use a Porscha move on this one, um, I had a brain freeeeze! LOL!

            • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

              Good One!

        • Birdie11

          Oh Laura…you just aren’t capable of grasping a love as deep and meaningful as theirs. There, there.. *patting Laura’s head*

          • Laura Lorrington

            Yeah, that must be what it is . . . LOL!

            • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

              There, there. . . would you like a delicious hot beverage?
              (Just in case…..Big Bang Theory)

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Maybe after the, probable constant barrage of BS she got from Mohammed, having someone like her “beloved” helped to massage her into an overly grateful wife. I don’t know.
      I’m not like that. So watching it sorta makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Ugh…uh oh, geez…..what tha….Uhp, I gotta go…..!

      • Laura Lorrington

        Tre!! Too funny!!! LOL!!

      • Dr Seuss

        LMFAOO!!

    • Dr Seuss

      No…you’re not the only one. There is some very disingenuous about their “love” it comes off as forced especially on Yolanda’s part.

      • Laura Lorrington

        I get the feeling that she’s REAL INSECURE in that marriage.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          She spends money like lemonade from her back yard!!!!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            Oh NAWS, You too funnee!

            • noarguingwithstupid

              Ta, Ta my darling…….I try from time to time!!!!! You funny too, my darling!!!

              • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

                There you go again.
                Ya see, I see Ta Ta as I’m gonna blow this popsicle stand and I see you saying it, like you want me to pass you the CAVeeeyah!

                • noarguingwithstupid

                  Ta Ta is also thank you in Ireland!!!!!! I forget that peeps don’t know that!!!!

                  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

                    Well, then you have yer basic Bodacious Ta Ta’s!!

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      And those particular Ta Tas were Bodacious at one time on me!!!!!

                    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

                      I know. . . ay. Gravity Works. It’s a particularly unforgiving bitch!

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      When I lie down, they disappear completely!!!!!! It’s Magic!

                    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

                      It’s Mad Ghic!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      It is truly sickening and I like YoYo!!!!

    • yenta1957

      No…I basically feel the same way. And…I feel for Yolanda w/ that dx she has…really, I do. It’s 1 of those few ‘real” issues on these shows.
      But, got to say…she has some type of hero worship going on there.
      Don’t know….maybe when she’s married…say 26 yrs to him….the worship won’t be as ‘strong”.
      LOL….just ask my husband.
      the first 15 yrs…all “sweetie”…”honey”…”dear”.
      Now..it’s hey you!

      • Laura Lorrington

        LMAO!!!

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Speakin’ of the RHOBH. . .I get the ex-ass-peration that both Yo and Leesah show in attempting to have a conversation with Joyce, Kim and Kyle. Especially Kyle, well, no, actually all three of them, . . .none of these three can let somebody finish a sentence or even a complete thought pattern before they have to (literally HAVE TO) interrupt the speaker!
      And Kome again Kyle has absolutely no clue that she’s not even getting it!
      Kyle, no all three of them, think that constant interrupting is what classifies a conversation.
      That’s plain BS. What can I say. . .I’m sorry if this treads on somebodies toes here,m but, it’s basically maddening, MAAA ..Deh…Ning!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Beverly Hills about to come on!!!!!!

    • Dr Seuss

      I’m watching and live tweeting. I find this show to be so damn boring. Ugh!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Be on the lookout for Joe court date this a.m.!!!!!

    • Dr Seuss

      Joyce had Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon work on her nose.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        It sure looks like it!!!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Oh, No, DimKim!!!

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Oh MYYYYY, I am so right there with YOU on Kim especially in these scenes. ARRRGGGGHHHHH what a freakin’ TWIT!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Run Kingsly, Run to safety!!!!!

        • Laura Lorrington

          LMAO!!

  • Laura Lorrington

    Fuvk Lisa and YoLemon for standing by Brandi! Gimmie a break with the missing my puppy bullshit Brandi, what you miss is your Ex – he ain’t coming back!

    Looking at all these ridiculous people standing by her? Ugh!!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Carlton dresses like a 2 bit streetwalker!!!

    • Laura Lorrington

      NAWS! How dare you insult Street Walkers?

      LOL!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        May sincere apologies to all street walkers…….So Sorry!!!!

        • Laura Lorrington

          LMAO!!

    • yenta1957

      Had RHOBH on a few wks ago…+ there was a scene w/ carlton.
      My husband came into the rm + wanted to know who the “transgender” was.
      True story.

      • Laura Lorrington

        Now there goes your hubby insulting Transgender people! LOL!

        Carlton is hedious!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        I think of it every time I see her ugly wicken face!!!

        • yenta1957

          Yeah…see I’ve actually met ppl that do practice wicca….+ personalities aside….she just does not fit in w/ any I have met.
          I recall on 1 episode she mentioned something about “putting a spell or curse ” on someone. She seemed serious about it too, which caught my attention.
          Now…any of the Wiccans I’ve ever met…their 1st BIG rule is “harm none”…cause they feel if they do…then that negativity will come right back to them….multifold.
          Those I’ve met…are pretty mellow ppl…for real.

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          I think it’s the nose job she didn’t get.

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        I can see his take on that action.

  • Laura Lorrington

    Who wants to guess what Brandi’s position is gonna be at the reunion?

    (a) I’m going through alot, I’m in pain – cry, tears, sniffle (ugh!)

    (b) STFU to everyone! (still ugh!)

    I’m hoping that Joyce comes for her. And based on all the interviews Joyce has been doing, I get the feeling that Joyce has had it up to here and will blast Brandi out at the reunion.

    Can’t wait!

    • julyol1972

      Me either! Joyce for the win! Loved “stupid little bitch! Keep ‘em ready for the reunion girl!

    • yenta1957

      She’ll start out w/ a)…”my husband cheated on me…when I was pregnant….I have trust issues…anyone would….my dad does not talk to me….I am depressed….I’m a great mom… I never drink around my kids…. I speak + then think later…that’s just me…..it’s my assistant’s fault that my dog went missing….joyce is over reacting…..i miss chica….i’m not sorry for anything I’ve said…I have black friends….”…..BUT all I’m gonna hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH.

      Eventually, she’ll switch it up to option B.
      IMHO, but of course.

      • Laura Lorrington

        I think your prediction may be spot on!

        I would put money on your prediction Yenta!

        • yenta1957

          Let’s get a “pool” going…make some $.
          HEDGE YOUR BETS PPL.

      • Birdie11

        You forgot.. I’m authentic…I’m honest, I just can’t help it.

      • julyol1972

        …I’m telling my truth!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          I for one, think that every body’s opinion is valid!

          • yenta1957

            IMHO, but of course = my “very special” ending to a ‘special post”.
            I use it on a regular basis.

          • julyol1972

            Ummm, don’t understand, Tre’s.

            • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

              Nah, It’s all good!

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      (I know. I’m gonna take it in the shorts here…)
      But what’s she going do if BABY isn’t there to jump in and case Brandi??? Daddy’s little girl needs BABY around to help pump up her Beauty Pageant ego. What’s Joyce going to do when the other half of the tag team ISN’T THERE???

      • noarguingwithstupid

        And you know I agree with you all the way!!!!!!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          You’re too kind.
          I know my OH pinion isn’t popular. But itz my not so humble (obviously) OH pinion.
          What can I say.
          I see Joyce lobbing bombs then running to DADDY to get the man to step in and pound the guyz head into the bar because his inner manly man has a major responsibility to stand up for her AGAIN, when she stepped too far out of line in opening up her big mouth with all of the GUYS.
          To me it’s the fair damsel and then shrek comes in to clean up her mess!
          I’ve seen it too many times. And to me, the prince valiant sweet heart always takes a beating.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            ITA!!!!!!

          • Laura Lorrington

            Tre! Ya killing meh!

      • yenta1957

        LMAO! Up until the last sentence of your post…thought you were referring to that TLC show…”Toddlers + Tiaras”

        • Laura Lorrington

          LOL!

          • yenta1957

            “baby…daddy…little girl…beauty pageant”
            In the words of my sister “Tellmeno”
            And she says it the way I typed it….all as 1 freakin word.
            My sister is a riot.

      • Laura Lorrington

        I disagree. I think Brandi may have caught Joyce off guard with her bullshit but I think Joyce is gonna come to the reunion prepared and with guns blazing! As she should.

        And I think her (Joyce) husband was totally in the right for defending her. What was he supposed to do, sit and have shit spewed at his wife? Nah!! Hell Nah!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Ken just said it was wrong and so do I!!!!! You Lose!!!! (I am kidding!!!) We just don’t agree on this one!!!

        • julyol1972

          What she said!

          Joyce was caught unawares by Brandi, because the dinner was supposed to be about making up, yet here comes Brandi being a bitch as usual.

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            July, you and I have already been here with Kiff’s. So, based on that…I appreciate your opinion and honor it. I just don’t agree with it, at all.

            • julyol1972

              :)

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          It’s okay. I get it.
          I am just not the type of female who whines to a man to fight for me. I don’t expect anybody to step up and step in. If I have a bitch to bitch, I do it with that singular person. Not in a group, not at a venue where others have to listen to our crap being slung around.
          To me it was the wrong place, wrong time, wrong set of circumstances and wrong group of people!
          But if that works for you, and if I was the person you were choosing to confront in that setting, I’d walk away.
          Then, later, I’d give you one more opportunity to hash it out in a secluded setting, I would LISTEN to what you have to say without interruption and then when you were finished I would offer my reaction. I would expect the same back. If you weren’t able to offer the same in kind. I’d walk away again and all you would get from me thereafter would be cordiality. Not snarky back talk to anyone else, but cordiality.
          In my estimation, that is honoring the person as well as myself.

          • Laura Lorrington

            I’m hearing ya and I have to say, that’s a beautiful, even spiritual approach to conflict resolution but unfortunately, life just isn’t that straight forward sometimes.

            Brandi is always, I mean always coming for Joyce and so Joyce spoke to her husband about it as I or any other woman would, not for him to necessarily defend her but to talk, just like Lisa, or Kyle or any of the other ladies to their husbands. So when Brandi came for Joyce in the presence of her husband (who does that?) what choice did he have but to stand by his wife?

            And no, Joyce should not have walked away, the person who should have walked away, did. The main thing that pissed me off about Brandi walking away though was her turning herself into a victim before she left. That’s just pathetic! No husband, no puppy, depression, blah, blah, vomit, bleh!

            Can somebody do Brandi a solid and call a Beverly Hills Therapist? No, I don’t mean a made-for-TV one, a real one! LOL!

      • julyol1972

        Somehow I don’t think Joyce needs hubby to have her back moving forward! However, brandi may want to look for someone else to blame besides the dog, her kids, depression, her cat, the mailman….!

        Look who got up from the table and ran from the table, boo-hooing like the bully she is when the tables were turned.

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          It’s my opinion, that every body’s opinion is valid. I don’t necessarily have to agree.
          But, none-the-less, I honor your opinion.

          • julyol1972

            No worries , Tre’s, as I do yours.

            But I will say that it was nice to see Lisa say the same thing, and acknowledge that if someone was attacking her, Ken would’ve jumped right in!

            • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

              Smiley Face!

            • Birdie11

              Yes…and it’s not their fault Brandi doesn’t have a man with her. That doesn’t mean a husband doesn’t defend his wife.

              • julyol1972

                Exactly! Brandi’s whole game is that she thought a) Joyce’s husband would have left her to find on her own, b) Ken and the others would admonish him if he did, and he would shut up!

                When that didn’t happen she cried foul!

        • Laura Lorrington

          #CO SIGN!

  • noarguingwithstupid

    Carlton’s getting a huge tatoo of a pentogram on her neck!!!! UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Laura Lorrington

      More like FU-GLY!!

      Destiny, Cross and what’s the other weird name for the kids? WTF??

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Mystery???? Child of Satan??????

        • Laura Lorrington

          WTF was she/they thinking?

          • noarguingwithstupid

            She’s a real witch!!!!! Satan’s daughter!!!!

            • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

              Pardon me on this one too PLEEEEZ.
              Wiccan is not the dark side. Wiccan is honoring Nature and what constitutes nature in all of it’s true splendor.
              It’s not voodoo dolls and making negative spells to hurt people.
              She’s a white witch, which is entirely different than black magic!

              • noarguingwithstupid

                I know, but that is no fun to snark about!!!!!!!!! No more ugly witch snarks–but what about that tatoo?????? (Are we sure she is a good witch?????)

                • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

                  IMO the Star has been around since before who knows what. In one belief system it means one thing. In another belief system it may mean just the opposite of the first one.
                  If y’all think it’s negative… that’s okay, If y’all think it’s positive.. .that’s okay too.
                  I’m not mamby pamby, but . . .what works for you is what works for you and I can honor that.

  • Laura Lorrington

    So let me see, now that we’ve been called a racist, we put our “black friends” on display? WOW!

    • julyol1972

      Yep! The old tried and true…trot out the black friends for racism, and the gay friends for homophobia!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        And the dogs and the sheep and the…. Oh, wait, you probably weren’t thinking about the sexual deviants and the Oh, damn.. . I should have shut up before I started.. . you mean you weren’t going in that direction. ooops!

        Okay, get me the bleach. I’ll rinse my own mouth out. . .shewweeee!

        • julyol1972

          Bwahaha! No Tre’s you bad girl, you mistake me for Carlton! LoL!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            It’s all for Jocularity!

  • Laura Lorrington

    Why does Brandi make herself miserable in Joyce’s presence?

    Oh, I know, SHE’S JEALOUS AND WANTS WHAT JOYCE HAS! Youth and a husband, just a start the list.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      And big natural hair!!!!

      • Laura Lorrington

        That too! Man that’s some head of hair!

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          I agree on the hair!

    • julyol1972

      She can’t help it, she was born with the bitchy, jealous gene!

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        It’s no good being a jealous person. I know, I tried it once.
        No really, I tried it just once. Nuh good!

        • julyol1972

          Lol! Takes too much energy!

          • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

            I also tried being a Beotch to a guy once. I did it so good, he gave me a 10k or 14k gold pendant of the word BITCH on the vertical. I still have it somewhere.
            It’s worth some bucks now with the cost of gold these days.

            It’s not nice to mess with mother nature.

            • Birdie11

              Tre that is so priceless! I love it! You must have done a great job!

              • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

                Yeah, I guess I was pretty bad. I do remember that it felt so weird to be doing it.
                But sometimes, I have to try being on the other side so I can actually understand the other side. Otherwise, how can I teach kids that it’s the wrong way to do things. Learn by doing is sometimes okay if you don’t keep messin’ with it.

                And hopefully it doesn’t hurt somebody or yourself, while you’re doing it.

                • Birdie11

                  If it felt weird, that’s a good sign! Such an interesting story!

                • Laura Lorrington

                  OMG! Being bitchy doesn’t come naturally for me but if someone goes there, I can take it there, if ya know what I mean. It just feels good to be cool with positive energy.

                  Well, except for when I’m on ROL and I’m in the mood to fuvk with Plonk Plonk or this other whack job name LoveFrizzy! What can I say, sometimes I get a bit bored with the nice girl routine! LOL!

            • julyol1972

              OMG!!! That is amazing!

    • Birdie11

      And attention from something other than STFU reactions.

  • Birdie11

    Brandi’s best foot forward? Ok Yo. That’s frightening.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Which foot would that be???

      • Birdie11

        I guess the one that isn’t twisted on the curb, falling down drunk.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Good one!!!!! You know I never thought about that until now when we first met Brandi she was on crutches!!!

          • Birdie11

            OMG! Puts a new spin on that doesn’t it?

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          That’s funnee.

    • Laura Lorrington

      Yeah, that was pretty lame.

      • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

        Arn Arn Arn Arn!

  • Laura Lorrington

    Who does Carlton think she is? And what is her problem with Kyle?

    Oh don’t answer that ya’ll, someone might just break out that crazy list! LOL!

  • yenta1957

    I’ve got some things to finish up here…..so I’m out of here for now.
    It’s been fun kiddos!
    Thanks for inviting me to the party!

    • Laura Lorrington

      Alright Yenta! Chat later. Have a good one.

    • Birdie11

      See ya Yenta!

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      Hasta La Vista (bad spelling)!

  • Laura Lorrington

    I just can’t get into Vander-shit Rules! I’ve tuned into Single Ladies on VH1! Let’s get some wine and check out all the chocolate brothas dammit!

    • julyol1972

      Got into this huge brouhaha on ROL about Michelle Obama’s party. Now finishing up RHOBH!

      Let me know how Single Ladies is!

    • Dr Seuss

      That show is the worst! The fact Lisa is any connected to that crap speaks volumes.

      • Laura Lorrington

        Oh the acting is terrible and the story lines are ridiculous but what can I say, its my guilty pleasure! LOL!

  • Birdie11

    The movie Halloween scared the poop out of me. It took me years to get over it!

    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

      I can get behind that. The one that got me, was “The Exorcist” when it first came out. Freaked me out good! Never seen even part of it since.

      • Birdie11

        i was very young..and actively babysitting all the time. Remember J Curtis was a babysitter? I saw the Exorcist as an adult…that is a crazy one, pretty fascinating at the same time.

        • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

          Birdie, if you’re a woman, you got some tits. If you’re a man, you got some ballz!
          Me.. .I’m a scaredee cat!

          • Birdie11

            I’m a woman..pretty small chested actually LOL! I watched The Excorcist on TV, and found it interesting..then watched it unedited and almost died at how freaky and filthy it was!

            • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

              Yeah… it did a real number on me.
              A guy took me to see it on a first date to a, wait for it, Drive-In. He went to the snack bar and when he got back to the car she was in the real ugly scene where she’s doin’ that thing with the cross and her head twisting all over and she’s up-chucking green stuff.
              Uh huh, I was pretty much hysterical when he got back.
              Bad move on his part, Ay. What an idiot!

              • Birdie11

                OMG! How do you go for snacks during that movie!!!

                • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

                  I think he maybe knew what was coming up because he had read the book.
                  Also, maybe he was more afraid that I was going to punch him out or something so he figured he should scat before I was ready to give him a round house to the kisser.

                  • Birdie11

                    LMAO! What a catch!

                    • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

                      Yeah, it didn’t last very long. Go figure!