I see old Jill Zarin is trying to remain relevant and in the public eye. Today it was pointed out to me by @BlckdByJilZarin that she’s added her maiden name to her Twitter account, It now says “Jill Kamen Zarin.” My first thought was that Bobby finally wised up and slapped her with divorce papers as a twelfth anniversary present, but I can’t find squat on the inter-webs.
Jill Zarin, or is it “Jill Kamen Zarin,” is so desperate to remain in the public eye that she appeared on Good Morning America to comment on the Maloof-Nasif divorce. Such a classic Jill Zarin move, the minute there’s any drama on any Housewives franchise, she’s on it like a fly to shit. Jill was ready to give her “inside” take, saying that she “wasn’t surprised” due to the couple’s “passive-aggressive” behavior toward one another. I’m sure she’ll using Bethenny Frankel’s recent separation for some good ol’ fashioned face time. She craves celebrity so much that you know when Andy Cohen invited her on Watch What Happens Live her nether regions were dripping with moisture at the thought this might be her chance to get back on the Real Housewives of New York.
We all know where Zarin and her 600,000 plus
paid followers really want her to be, it’s back on TV starring in a show of her own, let’s just hope there isn’t a network that is that desperate!
I mean seriously does this woman listen to the words that come out of her mouth? Speaking with the Huffington Post, Jill is quick to fill us in on all things Jill. She doesn’t like cheap, she’s never been mean, and she makes up with people in her dreams who aren’t forgiving enough to make up with her in real life. It’s quite the read in narcism. Check out an excerpt of her chat below:
If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
Pinkberry, chocolate. However, as a carnivore, it would probably be Peter Luger, with home fries.
How did you get on death row?
I killed one of the “Housewives.”What shows are always on your DVR?
“Law & Order,” almost every reality show, “Judge Judy,” “Dr. Phil.” I also love the show with Kerry Washington, “Scandal.” And I love Piper Perabo on that USA show “Covert Affairs.” She’s unbelievable.
What’s your dating deal-breaker?
I hate cheap.
What’s your go-to excuse?
Someone gave me one and I never really used it, but “I have a conflict.”
What’s one thing you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of someone else?
What I used to do was pull out all my in-grown hairs, but I don’t get them anymore. And probably use a sex toy.
If failure weren’t an option, what’s one thing you would do?
I’m doing it. I’m living the dream. I don’t think there’s anything I wanted to do that I’m not doing.
What’s on your nightstand?
Diet Coke, a book by the women who started Gilt Groupe. I love reading books about successful business people–biographies and success stories, business books. But I did finish “50 Shades of Grey” –all three — in three days. My jewelry, watch, pens, remote control — all on my side of the bed.
What would people be surprised to know you’ve never done?
I don’t know if they’d be surprised, but I’ve never done heroin. I’ve never jumped out of a plane, nor do I want to. I’ve never skied double diamond. I’ve never been to the North or South Pole, and I want to go. I’ve never been to China or India. I’ve never been on an African safari. Those are all on my bucket list.
What’s one item that’s always in your refrigerator?
Orange juice. Bobby can’t live without it. And Diet Coke. I can’t live without it.
If you could ask Kim Kardashian any question, what would it be?
Who? Just kidding! I actually respect their success and how hard they work. I would ask, do you resent the fact that people don’t give you credit for how hard you work? Because I know how hard they work. In spite of being known for doing nothing, it’s far from it. Does she resent that, that she doesn’t get appreciated for what she’s accomplished?
If you could rewrite your high school yearbook quote, what would it be?
My college yearbook said “Least likely to hear the following words said: ‘Attention, Kmart Shoppers! Blue Light Special.’” If I could rewrite it, it would be “most likely to succeed.”
What happens in your recurring dream?
The people I have conflict with, I make up with. When I have a conflict with someone, it comes back in my dreams and it really bothers me. I’m not going to mention names, but I think you know what I’m talking about.
When do you lose your temper?
When people don’t think that I’m right. And I’m always right.
What do you think of Honey Boo Boo?
I think that people who want to watch that show for entertainment shows you how our society has been dumbed down. I actually think she has a great mother who’s trying to keep her as grounded as possible, considering the circus that surrounds them. I think the mother’s doing a really good job of keeping her in school and not letting it get to her head, from what I’ve heard.
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve read about yourself?
That I’m mean. I’m the opposite of mean.
What’s the best gift Bobby’s given you?
I just got it. A Cartier diamond watch. He bought it for me for my birthday, November 30.
Ugggg, is all I can say!
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