They’re everywhere! They’re everywhere!
A day could not exist without the Kardashians and their ongoing tomfoolery hitting the internet and today we have a triple dose. We wouldn’t want a sister feeling left out, now would we.
First order of business, we have Kris outraged over Obama not talking about Kimmie and Kanye as if they are the next messiah. In fact, O had much the opposite to say. In arguing that a “change in culture” has distorted views of the American Dream, Obama singled out Kimmie and Kanye, even having the audacity to say they are not the mark of success. He confessed he has to remind his daughters that Kimmie and Kanye are not the norm and Michelle has admitted O does not like his daughters watching their shows.
Kris has come out like a rabid dog because DUH, Kim and Kanye are wonderful role models.
“I find it so odd that he’s picking on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Well, Kanye West, first of all, doesn’t go on vacation. Ever. And Kim Kardashian is the hardest-working young lady in the world. She never sleeps, she never stops, she never slows down and works so hard for what she’s got.”
C’mon guys, it is tough out there! Mere mortals cannot understand what hard work it is to live the most depthless life EVER and allow cameras to follow you around the entire time! Do we even want to touch on the hard work she had video’d that skyrocketed her fame (she let someone pee on her for gawdsakes!).
I’ll give you a minute to let that absurdity soak in.
Next up in Kardashian news today (and I really dislike this one because if there is one positive speck in the landscape of Kardashian, it is Khloe), Lamar has fallen in love over the summer with another (an attorney) and the other is not only a top-notch note taker, she doesn’t mind sharing those notes with….everyone and anyone. Oh and she has allegedly passed a polygraph.
Polina Polonsky has revealed that her and Lamar have been hiding away in hotels, motels and Holiday Inns (ok that was my spin on her words, but still!) Alas, they have not always managed to hide good enough because “allegedly” Khloe has caught up with them at least two times. One of those times, Polonsky reports Kris Jenner and Khloe busted down a door. Polonsky goes on to say with utter dismay that the two super sleuths had the audacity to show up at her apartment on June 25.
July 13 – Khloe shows up 5:30 in the morning and starts banging on the door of the room Lamar and Polina were sharing at the Vagabond Inn. While Khloe was screaming outside the door and making a scene, Lamar was calling someone to come and get her. Paulina says Khloe charged into the room and started swinging at her. Lamar had to grab Khloe by her hoodie to restrain her and pull her back. Lamar took Khloe into the hallway and,Polina shut the door for her own safety, but could hear them screaming and cursing at each other in the hall. She banged on the door and told them to leave before they got arrested.
Khloe and camp are denying all allegations.
Last but not least, Kourtney was slapped with a paternity suit from model, Michael Girgenti on Thursday. He claims to be the biological father of Mason and wants joint custody and DNA paternity tests. He even describes the alleged sexual encounter in the legal documents (honestly, how many times do you get to use the term “unprotected vaginal sex” in life?).
Excerpts from an alledged letter he sent to Kourtney before getting the legal system involved,
“My attentions (pahahaha) are not to hurt the family you’ve created with Scott [Disick],” wrote Girgenti ”But at the same time, Mason deserves to know the truth.”
“I assure you i don’t take being a father lightly. I will be a great father to Mason,” Michael wrote, concluding with a plea and a threat:
“Please take this final request for a DNA test seriously. Because if you don’t, I will be forced to take legal action and sue.”
Kourtney and Scott Disick are putting on a united front in public and of course the Kardashian camp is stating these accusations are ridiculous and untrue.
A hearing on the matter is scheduled for late August.
As I sit here typing and laughing at the latest from the Kardashians, I cannot help but wonder who is laughing harder; me on my laptop or them, all the way to the bank.