WTH? Bryson has a child – Nene’s a grandmother… I mean, a Glam-mother to Bri’Asia. True to Nene’s self – she was very honest with Bryson. He has to keep his job and if he doesn’t intend on getting married, he doesn’t need to have any more children! Nene said she wasn’t ready at 21 to have a child, but it settled her, so she’s hoping it’ll do the same to Bryson since in the past he made a lot of mistakes. I hope so too for the sake of Bri!
Family-time with Kandi, Riley and Todd is sweet, all cooking in the kitchen. Riley makes it clear that she isn’t keen on a new man entering her life, annoyed that Todd just jumped into their family situation. Riley is sure that Kandi’s past relationships breaking up means that this one will fail too. Dang, Riley!
Kenya meets up with her aunt, insulting her, the woman who took the mother figure role. I would hate to see how she treats people she doesn’t like. Auntie Lori loves Walter, but Kenya tells Lori about how the relationship is falling apart – pinpointing a time where Walter got in the shower after she was already in there, washed himself, got out, and went to sleep. Maybe disappointing, but to come to tears over it? Please, I’m so over her drama. They’ve been together for two years (so she says). If she wants some, she should take it.
Porsha meets up with Kandi to help her decorate her new home. Porsha styled her own home and Kandi loves it. Kandi makes the most money of this group outside the show. After having paid off her house and living in it for a LONG time, she doesn’t spend money on ANYTHING. It’s ridiculous that she won’t “splurge” on her dream home on at least a few key pieces of furniture. You got to open up that wallet eventually, cause you can’t take it with you.
The subject turns to prenups, and while Porsha and Kordell don’t have one (well, he didn’t insist on one), Kandi will be making sure that there is one in place before her marriage to Todd. Of course Kandi wants to keep her money, she’s hoarding it for a rainy day.
Nene introduced her glambaby to Cynthia while out on a shopping trip for the Little Miss. Isn’t it funny how the clerk “loves” all these extra clothes? She must be working on commission, selling shirts to go over shirts! Nene admits that she had Bryson get a paternity test! I agree. If you aren’t married, you should get one. You could be on the hook for child support until 18, even if you find out that the baby isn’t yours later. But that’s a whole other subject.
Kenya models for Crave magazine remarking that other men want to look at her and her own man doesn’t. So sad, right? She’s in denial about her whole relationship, because he hasn’t shown that he was ever into her, so why is she with him? She’s too old to be playing these childish games. In her interview, she says she’s getting upset, but the pictures don’t show it… so is she a good actress during the interview or for the photo shoot.
Nene and Greg pack up to move to LA! They have a house in Hollywood Hills near Tyler Perry with beautiful views. I need to be Nene’s friend! LOL! Gregg and Nene are looking good together, and she’s inviting him to come along with her to LA. (She spilled the tea that they are officially engaged AGAIN! Congratulations!)
Cynthia hosts a going away party for Nene, inviting all of the women and their significant others. Kandi shows up sporting shorter than short booty shorts. With her big donkey booty, they look incredibly short! All of the women get along well. Everyone puts there’s grievances aside. Kenya shows up without her “boyfriend” Walter.
Kenya declares that everyday someone thinks she looks like Beyonce. First, one person stands in line, then five, then a bunch of people? Really? Are these people of the non-black persuasion? I don’t see any resemblance except possibly, slightly the hair style, but not the coloring, body type, face or what not. Is Kenya that insecure that the moment can’t just be about someone else? Now that’s sad. Porsha says she’s Solange, but if her and Kenya were related, she would have to emancipate herself from the family. Dang, that’s a low blow. Kenya’s sitting right there!
The boys (Peter, Gregg and Apollo) sit in the other room, relaxing and drinking shots after shot! Did I miss something? Gregg and Apollo start laughing when they leave the room. Did they drink water instead of tequila?
Kenya takes Walter out on a fishing trip, supposedly to talk about it. Neither one of them are dressed for fishing. He tries to show her how to fish, but her line gets caught quickly and she asks him to get it unhooked. He refuses to get in the water to get the line.
Then the conversation gets weird. She makes a bunch of declarations and statements, and then gets mad that he doesn’t “answer” her. She says that she wants him to say what he feels, but when he did in Anguilla, she said he was attacking her. Then he reiterated it at the lunch. I don’t know what she’s looking for him to say. Of course, he’s next to her smacking his gum like a little girl. He’s not a man for me etiher – whether this is a real relationship or not. If it’s fake, he’s a bad actor. If it’s real, he would’ve been gone at the audience’s first meeting of him. She finally walks away. How long has she been in this relationship?
Next week, we finally get to see a bit of this Donkey Booty video and see Kenya and Phaedra get into it over payment and splits. Why is Atlanta the series of business relationships gone wrong? I guess we’ll see more next week.
April is a housewife who is a superfan of all of the Real Housewives’ series. She regularly blogs at 100lbcountdown.com, about becoming a housewife and losing weight after having her recent child. She can be found on Twitter @100LBC.
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