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Party Down South Recap: Things Are Gonna Get Weird [Episode 3]

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On this episode of Party Down South, we get to see how the South gets down and dirty. 4 wheelers, fights, and hook ups.

Mattie claims she did not hook up with Lyle the previous night. She has a boyfriend and all, you know. Lauren is acting very awkward the next morning, and Lyle can obviously sense it (as well as everyone else).

Upstairs, Murray confronts Ryan about “poaching” (great word) on his girl the night before. Ryan aka “Daddy” annoyingly plays naïve, and gives a fake apology as if he didn’t know what he was doing. Murray is not stupid and trust me, you don’t mess with Mississippi. Murray laid the law down. He doesn’t know what goes on in Ryan’s head sometimes, and he’s not alone.

Taylor, Lauren, and Lyle head out for their very first day of work. Taylor is in Heaven working next to a bunch of men.

She thinks it’s weird that neither Lyle nor Mattie have talked about their hook up the previous night (kind of like how Lauren was in denial about her entire hook up). But Mattie and Lyle didn’t hook up, guys. Mattie has a boyfriend, remember?

Lyle will not share water with Lauren, because he doesn’t “share water with anyone.” This is only going to make the whole love triangle thing even more awkward if you ask me. It makes no sense that he can’t share his water with Lauren. As Taylor says, he gave Lauren everything else he’s got.

Back at the house, the boys discuss the jealousy triangle. Walt feels that Wild Lyle is confusing the two women. Unless this love triangle was going on longer than the show is making it seem, then I’m not seeing what Lyle is doing that is so wrong, to be honest. Lauren hooked up with him after 2 days of knowing him, and he’s supposed to be completely devoted to her? He’s having fun, Mattie seems to be having fun too, and Lauren WAS having fun, until she let herself fall for a man she barely even knows. It’s Lauren who is the wild one.

Murray asks “Daddy” when he’s going to bring home a chick. Ryan replies that he’s just going to keep having sex with himself. My bet is, he’ll just wait until Murray brings home a girl and poach again.

At work, Lyle proudly announces that “last night was amazing” and informs his new employer that he slept in Mattie’s bed. Right in front of Taylor and Lauren. He then asks the two if they had fun the night before. Lyle is becoming rather messy, and it’s not a good look on him. Lauren quickly answers, no, as she should. That was messy.

The three head home after work, and join the others on the back patio. “Daddy” is giving everyone tips on what to do if you wake up next to a girl, and you didn’t use a condom. (Make sure you have that hydrogen peroxide handy, just in case you need to poor it down your private, y’all!) The house is warming up to Ryan. “Daddy” is a personal favorite of mine on the show, but I’d watch him out of the corner of my eye if I lived in that house with him. He seems shady.

Inside the house, Mattie talks to her boyfriend, Derek, back home. He, once again, shows his jealousy. I’m not understanding his logic. He knew she was going on this show, and he knew there were going to be plenty of men she meets and I’m sure he knew of the possibility of her having male roommates. Why is he acting so surprised and psycho? And I was honestly under the impression that the two were taking a break while she was away, but I was obviously wrong about that.

Derek is the only boy who Mattie has ever dated. Murray reminds Mattie that she hasn’t hooked up with anyone nor has she had sex with anyone (mm). Mattie informs Murray and Tiffany that even if Derek knew that Lyle was in her bed, it wouldn’t be good. Well gee, Mattie, maybe you should have thought about that BEFORE you allowed him to be in your bed.

Derek calls the house again. Murray answers, and Derek rudely demands to speak to Mattie. Once on the phone, he continues to be an upset, jealous monster. I don’t know how to feel about this. I mean, in a way, he is right to feel the way he feels. Mattie was in bed with Lyle. However, he doesn’t even know any of that, and even if he did, that does not give him the right to disrespect any of her roommates. They don’t owe him anything. Mattie is the only one with an obligation to him. Mattie finally breaks up with Derek.

Lyle lets Mattie know that she is too beautiful to ever let a man talk to her that way. Um, is she also too beautiful to allow a man to talk about her to her new employer as if she is a jump off, Lyle?

Mattie feels closer to the house.

The following day, Mattie feels she should call Derek and apologize for hurting him. Taylor tells her that it’s not a good idea, and Mattie agrees that she just needs to “stop being a vagina.”

It’s Mattie’s, Murray’s and Ryan aka “Daddy’s” day to work. Murray informs the two what he though of them when he first saw them: a stripper and a douche. Mattie is surprised at this, but Murray feels that she looks like every other stripper we’ve all seen.

Did anyone else notice Ryan just walking around as the other two are working?

The gang decides to go out for the night. Lauren and Tiffany spot two “sharks” at the bar. Taylor sees that Lauren just wants to get Lyle’s attention, and I agree. The guys invite the house to play in the mud and ride 4 wheelers. One of the guys drinks his beer out of his cowboy boot….true Southerner (or just a moron). Ryan drinks out of the boot next. Gross.

The house is real happy to play in the mud the next day. It’s like Christmas morning, y’all!

Lyle never thought he’d be so happy to meet another man at a bar, and is so excited to have some good old country fun. He also notices how sexy Mattie looks while covered in mud.

Taylor literally gets ants in her breeches after riding on the car hood while getting pulled by the 4 wheeler.

Everyone is bruised and cut up from the day’s fun. I don’t know if that southern fun is worth it, but I’d watch from a distance.

Lauren wants to cook lasagna, so they go out and get food.

Lyle, Ryan and Taylor go to work. Taylor hopes the lasagna is ready before she gets home. Mattie, Tiffany, and Walt decide to go paddle boarding while they wait on a sleeping Lauren to wake up and cook the food.

Lauren finally wakes up, and feels so energized. Energized enough to go and hang out with Lyle at the bar (WHAT?) She, Ryan, and Lyle hit the bar and begin drinking.

The rest of the house minus Murray spots them at the bar, and the girls question Lauren about the lasagna. Tiffany knows they lasagna doesn’t take 45 minutes to make, so she and Taylor go home to cook it themselves.

Murray wakes up from a nap, and he, Tiffany and Taylor join the others at the bar. Lauren and Tiffany talk out the lasagna drama. I see where both are coming from. Tiffany is dragging this lasagna deal out, however, they DID spend all that money specifically for that meal, so Lauren should have just had it ready.

Two hating blondes decide to shout profanities at Mattie in the bar. Lyle defends her and tells the girls they need to go somewhere.

The haters’ knight in shining armor comes to their rescue, and tries to fight Lyle in the bar. A security guard and Tiffany try to defuse the situation, but the man spits and it lands all over Tiffany, who responds by throwing her beer and cup (rightfully) in his face. Lyle walks away.

However, in the parking lot, he sees the man shirtless. Where he comes from, that’s a threat. Don’t mess with a Boudreaux. A girl threatens Lyle and Mattie shows her why don’t mess with Lyle.

Next week, is Lyle’s birthday and Mattie wants to make him feel special.

  • Dr Seuss

    This show is off the chain. These mofo’s are crazy….I love the accents and the characters.

    • Rhett Butler

      I guess its getting some negative backlash from one of the guys from the Dukes of Hazard show.

    • yenta1957

      Hey Doc…sounds like quite the show.

      • methuen1966

        Hi

        • yenta1957

          Boo! This is a “safe zone”…
          Ed has been kind enough to let me in here….I come here to visit w/ some friends…but I seem to always be late for the party.
          This place IS SAFE!!

          • methuen1966

            I hope so, for the sake of having fun for change….

            • yenta1957

              I think Ed will boot “guests” ass right out of here if guest even tries to show up. That sh*t is not tolerated here.
              Everyone is VERY sweet when I’ve been here…..even w/ differing opinions.

              • methuen1966

                does anyone else from the asylum come here?

                • yenta1957

                  No regulars…but a few that post here I’ve seen over @ the asylum.
                  LISTEN….you really shouldn’t let that jack hole..”guest” + any of guests cronies get to you.
                  I saw some real real bad comments yesterday + last pm + I just stepped away from the keyboard. I knew it was no bueno + I also knew if I started w/ some of them…I would really get fired up. I decided not to give them that kind of power.

                  • methuen1966

                    I’ve seen a few regulars from the asylum posting on other sites “Ewesocrazy” won comment of the week on a site not too long ago. It was a picture of a huge gold d*ck in the back of a dumpster garbage truck. He commented “When Ricardo heard about the engagement, he threw Kanyes things away”! too damned funy!

                    • yenta1957

                      See….that’s what i love about “home”…those comments. Love andy love the h8turds + a few others…but now it’s becoming so that you have to be VERY careful who you reply to, given the onslaught of new accts. I MISS JASPY TOO!!

                    • methuen1966

                      Sadly yenta, it’s almost like we need to find a new home. That one has become abusive and unhealthy. Not fun all that much anymore. Feels like we are always looking over our shoulders. Not liking that.

                    • yenta1957

                      Part of me feels that way…then I feel why should they have that kind of power? Then I get a fire lit under me + just want to let them self destruct, cause eventually they will. I don’t know who “guest” is…I know who’s in my fan club + there are MANY. TRUST me there.
                      hey, I can (+ have) respectfully disagreed w/ a number of ppl…on various sites..including rol….+ no problem.
                      Have noticed since 1/1/14…things have really gone downhill @ rol.
                      WHO would have though a DEPP thread would take jasper out?
                      I have my lapdogs too. But, I’ve noticed w / the exception of Tomax, most of them don’t even offer a rebuttal anymore…..they just immed hate check. Which is too bad, cause I like to use my words + they don’t.

                    • methuen1966

                      See you know who your haters are, and other than Tomax, and a few others (some of whom who probably hate me because of my association with you! lol) I have no idea who stalks me. Losers hiding behind guest id’s…really pitiful. Be an ADULT and take responsibility for your actions….anyone can be a guest.

                    • yenta1957

                      yes…but my “club” comes in w/ different names…different accts.
                      It’s always changing…like the damn weather.
                      Have you gone thru all of your comments…go thru all replies sent 2 you + comments you’ve made to others.
                      Sometimes you can decipher who’s who out of that.
                      That’s how I learned that some in my special “club’ have changed names.
                      Example: I freq will start out my posts by addressing someone by their name ( or part of their name)….then when I return + look @ the posting hx, I HAVE ACTUALLY noticed some have changed their names….Phoxee has become babydoll84. And, a few others are that stupid too..

                    • methuen1966

                      No, I haven’t done that, but your last sentence made me burst out laughing! I’ve tried to do that in my head but I can’t pick any phrases out that identify anyone…..

                    • yenta1957

                      I have identified Tomax more times than I care to say….usually out it w/ a h8turd . And these fools think it’s jaspy + reply to it as if it’s Jasper. I let them + sit back +LMAO @ them.

                    • methuen1966

                      Oh God, it’s sooooo no Jasper. I thought that once myself too until I realized it couldn’t be it. You were right, not it’s style. There are a select few of probably 10 or 15 people I would say that create multiple ids and troll

                    • yenta1957

                      Refer to the “LIST”…adding onto it daily….

                    • methuen1966

                      I just can’t keep up with the swapping of ID’s, the constant hiding, the childish crap these idiots pull….but you are right … #1 has EARNED it….

                    • methuen1966

                      And you’re right…who’d have thought a DEPP thread would be the end of Jaspy? I saw that miserable poster out there today that made that despicable comment. I felt like creating a fake ID to post one comment about how I hope that comes back to haunt him…….

                    • yenta1957

                      Those posts on that Depp thread REALLY bothered me. That was soo ugly…+ Jasper was so sad over the death of this child that was so close to jaspy. I actually took time off after that.

                    • methuen1966

                      There really are no words for it Yenta…zero. Someone like that just plain does not have a human soul. That poor grieving family and maybe in time Jaspy will come back, but I wouldn’t if I were it.

                    • methuen1966

                      Jaspy made it worthwhile and bearable. I danced with that one a few times but in the end, we made peace and all was god.

                    • yenta1957

                      LOL…well jaspy + I would “act” like we were goin @ it on any given K thread….then we would communicate behind EVERYONE’S back.
                      Shared recipes, talked about the Science Museum here..+ lots of other things.
                      It was our “secret’……that’s how I learned Jaspy’s sex….+ ALL THOSE IDIOTS @ home THINK THEY KNOW jaspy’s sex. I just LMAO @ all of them.

                    • methuen1966

                      I always took Jaspy for the opposite as well, until you educated me. You haven’t heard from Jaspy at all???? Nothing? No reply to your last recipie email???? You should reach out again. Tell Jaspy we MISS it!

                    • methuen1966

                      Jaspy should come to other places to meet us.

                    • yenta1957

                      Crickets the past 8 days….which is VERY long to not hear from Jasper.
                      You HAVE to check your e mail…..I mentioned Happy in it to you. I don’t want to mention it here…maybe I’ll text it to you later.
                      DAMN…she’s got her plate full…but she’s not shared w/ anyone else, so keep it on the downlo…ok?
                      Oh + Happy can give a sh*t about what Tomax has done…spoke w/ her about it + she REALLY does not care.
                      So, I’ve got her…who does not care ONE iota what anyone says…+ then you, who needed some herbal assistance after dealing w/ the crazy over there tonight. Guess, I’m somewhere in the middle.

                    • methuen1966

                      I will absolutely check it. Thank you for updating me on Happy, I’ll see what is u there. I will keep it on the lowdown. I’m glad she can just brush that off, I would have been devastated at the thought of someone doing that to me. I was just totally aggravated today at the fact that this PEST won’t leave me alone and I just want to have fun Yenta…that’s not asking too much I don’t think…. ;)

                    • yenta1957

                      No…it’s not asking for much. We will have fun again….you just REALLY needed to get out of there tonight, IMHO…so I thought I would bring you to 1 of the mellowest sites I know.
                      Are you starting to feel better?

                    • methuen1966

                      Oh yeah, I’m fine now….thank you. The sh*t flinging and hatred can really be a downer…

                    • yenta1957

                      when it gets too much + you want to stay online….just check out of the asylum + come here for an escape. I can offer you other sites too, but this is probably the most mellow site right now.
                      No judgements on your opinion.
                      LOL…last wk, @ the finale of AHS the coven…I posted that I wished jessica Lange would have stabbed her daughter right in the neck.
                      Knew it would not be popular….but it was honest…+ no one agreed w/ me….but no one jumped on my opinion either.
                      Live + Let Live over here from what I can see baby.

                    • methuen1966

                      I’m laughing my azz off! I still have three episodes to watch! I read a spoiler in another posters comment last week and was like “oh well!”…lol

                    • yenta1957

                      Oh….my opinion deviated so far from the others…it was not even funny.
                      STILL….no judgement…it’s like everyone over here is Amish or something…in the sense that they “forgive all”.
                      Yeah…my opinion took a serious left turn somewhere.

                    • methuen1966

                      There is no middle ground or right to an opinion at the asylum. Seriously, the energy and tone over there is so bad lately its almost like you can’t go there every day now. Like WHO CARES how old I am???? Or you for that matter? What difference does it make??????

                    • yenta1957

                      when you texted me earlier, I was hate checking guest on that hoffman thread.

                    • methuen1966

                      these people are just downright nasty. it really is too bad.

                • yenta1957

                  Did you get to read that e mail I sent you this afternoon?

                  • methuen1966

                    I haven’t been on email yet today, no….I will in the morning…just actually never thought of checking my email today.

          • methuen1966

            Who is Ed?

            • yenta1957

              Ed runs this joint. When some of my “friends” came here + wanted me to join them, my acct read as spam or some bs,,,but Ed let me in anyway. I’ve had problems w/ disqus + my correct address for awhile. Sometimes my comments will go thru over @ D listed + other times they get lost in moderation. Tried to get help fr Disqus, but not fixed yet.

              • methuen1966

                You had to have permission to come post here? I’m confused. What joint does Ed run? Disqus or this site?

                • yenta1957

                  This site…+ he’s “whitewashed” it so that I can post here, even though confirming my CORRECT address w/ disqus has been a problem.

                  I have not been here that long, but I can tell you…I’ve never seen the stalking, fighting , viciousness here that I’ve seen @ “home”.

                  • methuen1966

                    What does whitewashed mean? Im sorry if I sound stupid I just am not getting it, obviously! lmao!

                    • yenta1957

                      Let me in w/o verifying my address.

                    • methuen1966

                      So how is it I can post? Does your posting here not show in your history?

                    • yenta1957

                      It shows in my hx….when I first came here, my comment went into moderation as w/ all new accts that e mail addresses don’t match up. My e mail address per disqus is incorrect.
                      I’ve tried to rectify it w/ disqus…to no avail
                      I sent Ed an e mail that I wanted to post here, even though my address is not correct w/ disqus + he let me in…w/ o a question.
                      I am most thankful for that.

                      This place can be a WONDERFUL escape from the madness + mayhem…when needed.

                    • methuen1966

                      ohhhhh…..dawn breaks on bone head….lol gotcha!

                    • yenta1957

                      You’ll LOVE this….I first began my posting hx @ cnn around the time of the Zimmerman VERDICT.
                      That’s how I “trained”….lol

                    • methuen1966

                      holy cow..worst of the worst at that time. I stayed the hell away from that maelstrom!

                    • yenta1957

                      I actually was on there the night the verdict came in!!
                      Good times over there…what a zoo!!

                    • methuen1966

                      Streets of LA during the Rodney King verdict, only online in a chat thread!

                    • yenta1957

                      exactly.

        • yenta1957

          Listen…this place should have unicorns + fairies cause there’s NONE of that hatred that we are sadly becoming used to @ the asylum.

          • methuen1966

            omg, it’s really a negative energy place isn’t it? like an energy vampire sucking the life out of the fun of it all.

          • Rhett Butler

            LOL!!

            • yenta1957

              True isn’t it Rhett?

              • Rhett Butler

                If the asylum you’re referring to is what I THINK you’re referring to, then YES!! This is a safe place for us refugees.

                • methuen1966

                  Hi Rhett….count me in, it is THAT asylum. Yenta was kind enough to show me refuge here.

                  • Rhett Butler

                    Hi, Methuen!! Well, welcome and I’m glad to see you guys here!! And on one of my posts haha.
                    Yeah, I had to leave that place as well. Not only were the members getting out of control, but so were the moderators.
                    It was fun while it lasted. Ed is very very very kind too.

                    • methuen1966

                      Thank you Rhett, that is very kind of you. The asylum reminds me of the American Horror Story hospital from last season. Just totally out of control and pathetic.

                    • Rhett Butler

                      Lol, I can only imagine. Welcome to the Coven.

                    • methuen1966

                      Awesome show, I’m a few episodes behind but I saw a spoiler one liner the other day and was like “dammit”!

                    • Rhett Butler

                      Haha, it’s really good. I’d stay FAR away from any articles about it though since you’re barely starting it.

                    • methuen1966

                      I’ve got three episodes to watch. They are on DVR just waiting for me to catch up. I happened to see it in a post somewhere and oh well….lol Guess there is no easter bunny either..

                    • yenta1957

                      You’re talking about a totally different place. I know where Rhett’s talking about…it’s NOT “our” asylum…it’s another site.
                      But…oh I loved AHS asylum…I didn’t care for this season though.
                      I was in it for Kathy Bates, jessica lange, Stevie Nicks + the dude that played the Ax man , cause I loved him in Magic City.

                    • methuen1966

                      this season isn’t quite cutting it for me either, and hopefully they can recapture the magic for season 4. Bring back Dylan McDermott I say!

                    • yenta1957

                      Is this YOUR post???
                      CONGRATS! Sounds like a wild show….I needed to offer political asylum to my friend Meth here…she’s been thru the ringer today.

                    • methuen1966

                      I just wasn’t up for it today Yenta. Like “bug off gnat”! lol

                    • Rhett Butler

                      Yes, and thanks!!
                      It’s pretty wild, but quite entertaining. If it were on MTV, I’m sure it’d do good.

                    • yenta1957

                      what night is it on? Is it on demand? My tv viewing is so backed up

                  • yenta1957

                    No…Rhett’s talking about another site…I know from what Rhett speaks….it’s another world…in another galaxy.
                    Tried to take jaspy there on a field tip…but Jasper chickened out.

                    • methuen1966

                      Maybe I’ll pass….lol…maybe if I have a REALLY bad day and want to rip humanity to shreds, I’ll ask you to direct me there to let my aggressions out.

                  • Dr Seuss

                    Welcome Methuen! Any friend of Yenta is a friend of mine :-)

                    • methuen1966

                      Thank you! Right back at ya! :)

                    • yenta1957

                      NOW…You ALL take good care of my friend Meth here …I’ve no doubt you will.
                      And NO…her name has nothing to do w/ Crystal Meth….but I’m sure I don’t have to explain that to you ppl here….just some have eluded to it on another site.

                    • methuen1966

                      Thank you Yenta, I appreciate the introduction. I’m looking forward to having fun here!

                    • Dr Seuss

                      She’s in good hands. Those people (over there) are fucking idiots (excuse my french)

                    • methuen1966

                      No need, I agree 100 percent! Wow, a swear word that didn’t get you moderated!

                • yenta1957

                  No…Rhett, you’re thinking of what I call NORTH KOREA….that place is just filled w/ those little “worker bees”.
                  What meth + I are talking about is another site….not to be confused w/ N KOREA, which I know Oh so well…..I blew that hotdog stand awhile ago…but visited 1 day last wk + actually left a post that DIDN’T EVEN go into moderation!!
                  How the hell that slipped by them, I’ve no clue.
                  I STILL get e mails from the DICTATOR…asking me to “return” + regularly post…lol..

                  • methuen1966

                    Oops, sorry Yenta, I thought our home was the asylum….you mean you visit more than one?? lol You ARE a glutton for punishment aren’t you?

                    • yenta1957

                      OMG….1 night, quite awhile ago now.,..it must have been in Sept..I brought MARY + THE BUTCHER over to N Korea.
                      Oh it was effing spectacular!!
                      Put them on a K thread…..I was like a PROUD MAMA w/ their posts.
                      LOL…they wouldn’t get past moderation now…but it was sooo good!!
                      Those ppl didn’t know what hit them…espec w/ th butcher…who was TOTALLY ampped up that particular night.

                    • methuen1966

                      Ohhhh….I WANT a turn….I have EARNED it! When the time is right and my mood is frayed I’ll be ready….oh wait a minute, my mood is frayed ALL the time! lol I can’t wait…

                    • yenta1957

                      Oh…we had a NUMBER of ppl that though St Khloe was a wonderful wife…Kim was a beautiful HONEST woman…..I can’t make this sh*t up.
                      + The butcher + mary didn’t let me down. Their comments were hysterical. Then, the butcher went after 1 poster over there that had BIG problems w/ my (previous) opinion.
                      I was teary eyed….a proud mama…+ told them such.

                    • methuen1966

                      Ohhhhh…this is gonna be CLASSIC! I can’t wait to see this…..god help me on the (BARF) comments defending those slimes…omg

                    • yenta1957

                      I’ll have to keep a closer eye out on that place…it’s a damn North Korean work camp over there….all the worker bees…praising the dictator.
                      yeah…will look for a GOOD thread…w/ thos e I’ve “interacted” w/…….good times.

                    • methuen1966

                      I’d be first to the firing squad. I don’t take to dictators very well…lol

                    • yenta1957

                      I had planned to take Jasper there quite some time ago…but we could not coordinate our online schedules + then just let it go. Told ole Jaspy “here’s how this is goin down…we visit, I comment…then you can jump in the pool…the deep end if you please…+ whoever gets out alive first…we meet back on the most recent k thread”
                      AND “I expect a complete report from you regarding this field trip w/ in 10 days. Spelling, Punctuation + Neatness all count”.
                      LOL….I’ll let ya off easy…cause this alternate universe will likely shock your delicate senses.

                    • methuen1966

                      One never knows…sometimes I surprise myself and really rise to the occasion! I guess I wouldn’t be so bothered if this jerk hadn’t dragged my kids into it Yenta….I just found some more crap on the same thread…people just so seriously need to grow UP!

                    • yenta1957

                      STAY OFF THAT THREAD! At least for now…cause it’s just gonna upset you all over again + this here therapy session will have been for naught.
                      I get it…ya want to see what this jerk is up to….but let guest spout off…w/ o a reply from those it is throwing dirt @…it is guest who looks the fool.
                      I DO NOT go w/ bringing families into this crazy. No good. I’ve had it happen to me…+ shut it down. I have had MULTIPLE antisemitic remarks thrown my way by a number of ppl. I have been tiold “Hitler had it right”. I’ve been called all kinds of names….but most of it I just chalk up to ignorance UNLESS it’s about my family.Just TRY to stay off that tread for tonight!!
                      I’m gonna have to leave you now….but you’re in good hands here I believe.
                      I HOPE to get back to some type of “normal routine” tomorrow + spend some time on the boards then.
                      Check your e mail. I”ll check out that thread for you before I log off…WHAT thread is it??

                    • methuen1966

                      Oh I’m good…..I’m laughing at the patheticness of it. I just texted you the thread. I’m tired so I’m messing it up…..the 20 syringe thread. I know you have had a lot of shade thrown your way….it’s not right. I’m ok Yenta, really I am….it’s been therapeutic to be here tonight.

                  • Rhett Butler

                    HAHAHAHA!! That’s actually a PERFECT codename for that place. It was horror. Glad you found your way over here!! That’s funny that you get emails from them. I think since I associated with some of the ones that weren’t liked by the people in charge there that I won’t be asked back.

                    • yenta1957

                      Well, when I posted there more I called it a hen house…+ many of those damn annoying regulars as hens cause they were clucking 24/7 + I REALLY didn’t like how many ( who will remain nameless) played ball. I used to call some of them out on it + waaah waah waah…HOW DARE I do such a thing?
                      My last FULL post there was moderated to ashes. Told them I wanted a copy as it was LEGENDARY…by my standards.
                      They told me to contact Disqus…I did, but only rec’d the moderated version.
                      Screw them

                    • methuen1966

                      Remind me NEVER to piss you off! lol

                    • yenta1957

                      I’m telling you…that post was probably my all time best + they went + chopped it up til it was unrecognizable. BUT…I had real REASON for doing so. I didn’t say those things lightly.
                      Oh + I’m loyal…sometimes to a fault. happy says “loyal like a dog”…lol

                    • methuen1966

                      I used to belong to a yahoo group that was moderated to the point where if the group owner didn’t like what you posted, it didn’t even make the board for discussion. I was friends with the moderator at the time, so my comments never got moderated.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      That effing sucks! I hate censorship of any kind.

                    • methuen1966

                      She asked me to co-moderate with her, I said no…..I eventually dropped out of the group and to this day I don’t return her calls or texts. Sorry to say, but I don’t fly that way….this is America.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      Exactly! I hate rules!!

                    • methuen1966

                      Wellllll…..gotta have some rules, otherwise the wild ape crazy azzed sh*tbags will take over…

                    • Dr Seuss

                      HAHAHA! True!!!!

                    • methuen1966

                      Like those at the asylum……it is just so out of control there…

                    • yenta1957

                      Yeah….well N Korea there had ISSUES…many ISSUES.
                      I was not friends w/ the moderator.

                    • methuen1966

                      Text me that site…next time you go on a field trip, I will come with you if I am available. I won’t post but want to see what you braved! lol

                    • yenta1957

                      You had better buckle up when we go there…I don’t hold much back there anymore…figure what doi I have to lose?

                      What are they gonna do ban me? Well, that’s ok w/ me….I’m not gonna cry over it.
                      Some of those posters are a REAL trip….you will DIE….I SWEAR you will.

                    • methuen1966

                      Oh chickie, when my mood is right I’m ready! Like I said when I’m ready to see the shredding of humanity I’ll be sure to let you know. :)

                    • Rhett Butler

                      Idk what got into those mods. They seemed like clan of “I’m better than you” when you tried to send in story suggestions or interest in writing for them. I had to part the Red Sea and flee from that place.

                    • yenta1957

                      LOL….the ONLY thing I ever suggested to them was to leave my posts intact + stop moderating the crap out of them.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      yep..they got way too big for the bridges.

                    • Rhett Butler

                      Lol. Amen. Glad I’m here with my fav posters. And Bryan has joined too!!

                  • methuen1966

                    North Korea! LMAO I can only imagine the insanity at whatever site that was…

                    • yenta1957

                      oh….the stories you are in for.
                      Grab the popcorn

                    • methuen1966

                      Will Oreos do? And you KNOW why I’m asking!

                    • yenta1957

                      LOL…yes they’ll do nicely

                    • methuen1966

                      The song “The Lunatics Have Taken Over the Asylum” keeps playing through my head….lmfao!!!

                  • Dr Seuss

                    What??? So the dictator is begging people to come post over at N. Korea? LMAO!! Desperate much!

                    • Rhett Butler

                      Right? So sad!!

                    • Dr Seuss

                      Has the DICTATOR emailed you too?

                    • Rhett Butler

                      Nope. Don’t think I was liked that much.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      I’m sure you’re not losing any sleep over it! #FuckEm

                    • yenta1957

                      I thought I told you about that when we spoke. have not rec’d anything in the past 2 wks now.
                      Meet my friend Methuen….she’s from my nut house. She’s had a wicked bad day. I’ve offered her asylum here, so we can talk w/o the lunatics infringing.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      You may have but my brain is scrambled eggs dealing with my 2-year old. Thanks for bringing Meth here….any friend of yours is a friend of mine.

                    • methuen1966

                      My brain is scrambled from an 11 and 8 year old! Trust me I feel your pain!

                    • yenta1957

                      Remember that CALGON commercial…”calgon takes me away…” or something like that?
                      That’s what this place is like…all calmness…all the time….no “issues”.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      LOL—I hope it stays this way.

                    • yenta1957

                      ..I’m most cautious on who I share this place w/….but Meth just really needed away from the crazy for a bit.

                    • methuen1966

                      Secret of the Traveling Sisterhood Gossip Sites! I promise I’ll be good…I’m harmless…Yenta can vouch for me.

                    • methuen1966

                      Or the baby Moses floating down the Nile in his basket from the 10 Commandments…lol

                    • methuen1966

                      Hi Dr. Seuss…nice to meet you. Yenta was kind enough to offer me shelter here tonight for a nice change of pace. Ratbags scamper unchecked in the big wide world.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      Hi honey! I’ve experienced both the Asylum and N. Korea and both are NUTS!!!!! This place is a breath of fresh of air compared to both. Glad you’re here.

                    • methuen1966

                      Well thank you! I appreciate the warm welcome. It’s nice to be able to post without drawing the worms out of the corners…

                    • Dr Seuss

                      My pleasure! Tell me about it. I had my share of stalkers, crazies and flashers over at the ASYLUM! LOL! Those mofo’s are relentless in their pursuits.I like it it here…. being around respectful, easy going like minded folks.

                    • methuen1966

                      That’s what it’s supposed to be all about. I think I have seen you over at the “asylum”…..

                    • Dr Seuss

                      I pop in and quicklypop out. I can’t deal with the constant madness. I have many I do like….Yenta, HappyAsALark, The Ugly Truth and Tre’s Twits Aren’t Angelic and some more….Tre’s Twit post here regularly too.

                    • methuen1966

                      Yenta, Happy and I among others share common ground. I haven’t communicated with TUT lately, and Tre’s I just haven’t seen around….its just nice to know that there ARE some nice people out there…

                    • Dr Seuss

                      Awww…I like you already! :-)

                    • methuen1966

                      Well thank you, I feel the same way. This is a nice place for political asylum and I hope your 2 year old is fast asleep…lol

                    • Dr Seuss

                      I wish she was!!!! she’s my 24/7 Energizer Bunny!

                    • methuen1966

                      OMG….I’d be going NUTS if were you….holy crap!

                    • yenta1957

                      TUT tells me she started a new job….so she can’t be around as much.
                      I LOVE a good TUT post….really I do.

                    • methuen1966

                      I saw that the other day. Good for TUT! I just haven’t communicated much with her very much lately, but we’ve always had pleasant exchanges.

                    • yenta1957

                      It will forever surprise me when I see my name mentioned in a post that I’m not actively on.
                      So, I was on a thread months ago @ the asylum…+ someone came in w/ an opposing view from myself…not so politely…asking who the f are you…or something crazy right out of left field.
                      So, TUT came in an hour later + laid this one right out. FLAT OUT.
                      Then…she said all of these VERY kind LIES about me.
                      I only went back to that thread to see the initial reply to me + when I saw what TUT wrote, I told her that she has to write my obituary when I die. She says she will…lol

                    • methuen1966

                      Well, you’re gonna have to write mine as my guest stalker “shot me” on the K party thread…this person bothers Happy too I believe.

                    • yenta1957

                      Well, now I’m really feeling left out. Sure I’ve got my fans…but they don’t “interact” much anymore w/ me….they just hit the hate checks like trained seals.
                      I MISS the back + forth banter…..+ “guest” never approaches me directly…it’s only when I reply to it after it’s gone after you or worse even …your children.
                      Even then…I just don’t feel like it’s a “fair interaction”……”Guest” has a very LIMITED vocabulary…consists of counting, + the words “fat, hater, jealous, poor, stupid”…yeah, think that’s the extent of it.

                    • methuen1966

                      Ohhhh don’t feel left out. We can absolutely tag team this sh*t stain. Your haters know they don’t stand a chance. I just haven’t beaten this one enough for it to know better. Between you and me, we will take care of it… :)

                    • Dr Seuss

                      yes…she’s very insightful and doesn’t take anyone’s shit.

                    • yenta1957

                      LOL…I saw 1 of you “fan club” members…can’t remember her name…over @ the asylum.
                      Her name is on the tip of my tongue…she’s a whack job too. Of course the thread was dead when I read it…but it was IMPRESSIVE….to say the least + you held your own w/ her.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      thank you! LMAO… Oh let me guess…it was either Sophie, Aliyah Fabrizio or Penny (who has a million aliases)

                    • yenta1957

                      SOPHIE! She’s a “special case”.
                      I have disagreed w/ Ali on MANY topics….but we’ve always done so respectfully. IDK why or how that happened…..but we have actually come together in the name of ANIMALS.
                      Ali is a HUGE animal lover ( as I am)…+ after that she + I would actually talk about other topics…on slow boards.
                      We don’t see eye to eye on MANY of the ROL topics…but have found we do agree on the things that really matter in, life.
                      Hopefully you _ she can come to the same understanding.
                      I’ve seen Penny around. Is she also from N Korea ?

                    • Dr Seuss

                      That’s good to hear about Aliyah Fabrizio maybe I’ve misjudged her….I’ve misjudged a few lately. Sophie…bless her heart!!! Penny is a big time stalker from N. Korea who fights ugly. She loves to throw low blows and get personal. Watch her.

      • Dr Seuss

        Hi Yenta! It certainly is…I think you’ll like it.

        • methuen1966

          It’s new isn’t it? I haven’t seen any of this, but the still picture in the video looks pretty darned questionable as to what they intend on doing!

  • yenta1957

    Soo…I still have comments to scroll, but has anyone else ever made that snack called “puppy Chow” w/ the chocolate , peanut butter + confect sugar? I made it yesterday…+ last pm 1 of my kid’s cats ate 1/2 a bowl. She seems ok …but I’m thinking that cat;’s gonna go into DKA @ any time.
    OPINIONS on this…????

    • methuen1966

      Can I die now at the description of that yummy?

      • yenta1957

        LMAO….I’m munching on some now + I got a handful of that confectioners sugar + missed my mouth!
        Remember that scene in Scarface…Tony Montana ‘s sitting behind his desk w/ that huge pile of coke + his face is covered w/ coke?
        Cause that’s what I look like.
        “Say hello to my little friend….”

        • methuen1966

          oh god, that is knee slapping funny! I can picture it….now clean yourself up young lady!

          • yenta1957

            I have black pants on + that stuffs all over me.
            I’m a mess…..it was a rough day @ Tufts.

            • methuen1966

              I thought you said it was a molehill……..are you ok?????

              • yenta1957

                I’m not paying them any attention. My husband went w/ me…if it were up to this team of medical experts…I would be living in a bubble. Eff that.

                • methuen1966

                  ok Yenta….just make sure you listen to your gut…you have been through a lot.

                  • yenta1957

                    If you think I’m snarky on these threads…you should hv heard me w/ that “team” today.
                    Husband says” Well you just out did yourself there…+ I’ve known you since 1980″. Told him “ENOUGH ALREADY!!”

                    • methuen1966

                      lol….sounds like some of the meetings I have had with the boy’s school….

                    • yenta1957

                      Oh…I have SPECTACULAR stories about when my kids were younger. My kids still roll their eyes….+ say “You’re absolutely crazy”. I ask them “would you want a normal mom?”. I did that classroom mom bit for many yrs….volunteered like a madwoman….was Girl Scout Cookie mom….Oh the humanity!!

                    • methuen1966

                      Oh god! I bet they were like “mom you really don’t have to work the bake sale this time! lol

                    • yenta1957

                      Yeas….they wanted my baked goods…wanted my $…..but would just give me the eye roll…more so w/ the youngest one. That 1 was always MISS INDEPENDENT ….the older 1 actually liked me doing much of this…the youngest…no….LOL, still doesn’t.

                    • methuen1966

                      That sounds like my boys…the older one will cling, the younger one will be like “ok mom, you can drop me off a mile from my friends house and I will walk”…

                    • yenta1957

                      Oh my mom ( Rest her soul)…would always say to me “I hope when you have children…+ I know you will want children despite what you say…I just hope to G_D that you have 1 just like yourself”
                      LOL…well, my youngest is pretty damn close.

                    • methuen1966

                      My younger one is definitely going to give me hell….

                    • yenta1957

                      Parenthood….what an adventure!!
                      You know the ages of mine…so it continues. You KNW what a zoo my house is when they’re all home.
                      If I was sent to a mental facility…I would consider that a “break”…like going to a spa.

                    • methuen1966

                      There are days I wish for a mental facility…..lol

    • methuen1966

      Yenta, chocolate isn’t good for a cat…doesn’t that destroy the liver or something?????

      • yenta1957

        That’s what I’m wondering. She seems okay…but this is the “activists” cat…+ I’m not sure what to do. She seems perfectly fine + you KNOW how much$$$ we’ve paid in vet bills from Oct-Dec w/ Oliver.
        Oy to the Vey…I’ll need to start a fundraiser.
        Oh + my hubby , who’s scored as “genius” on IQ tests…almost burned to stove down yesterday. I think he’s developing dementia….

        • methuen1966

          Yes, I don’t believe chocolate is a good thing for a cat or a dog. You might want to watch him closely. You really did go through a lot with Oliver and a repeat would be horrible. Ummm…hubby’s place is NOT to be anywhere near the stove! Haven’t you trained him well enough? lol

          • yenta1957

            No…for a number of yrs..he HAD to be near the stove as I couldn’t. He’s destroyed most of my cookwear, serving dishes + more in the process….but someone had to hold down the fort w/ the kindra.
            It was NOT a choice…but a necessity.
            He THINKS he can “cook”…all he does is basically processed food. pasta…etc.

            • methuen1966

              You’re right.. I’m sorry I forgot about that.

              • yenta1957

                LOL…ya haven’t “forgotten” 1/8 of what I have…TRUTH!

                • methuen1966

                  I guess I would have to agree with that..unfortunately…. lol

                  • yenta1957

                    If I didn’t laugh about it…I would cry. Like ALL of the time.

                    • methuen1966

                      Laughter is the best medicine Yenta…

                    • yenta1957

                      “TRUE DAT”

    • Dr Seuss

      monitor her carefully…chocolate is a big no-no with cats.

      • yenta1957

        It’s been 24 hrs now….sshe seems fine…but what should I be looking for? I was worried cause this cat has an actual hx of Diabetes in her family….her mom had it, I’m told…I have NO idea if it’s passed on like it is w/ humans….that’s why I thought signs of DKA…but nothing so far + I’m not sure what else to look for.????

        • methuen1966

          Diarreah or vomiting, foaming at the mouth or malaise….

          • yenta1957

            she is ALWAYS lethargic….whenever she’s not eating…so can’t gauge by that.
            Negative on the other symptoms.

            • methuen1966

              maybe you will luck out, but you might want to call the vet just to ask to be sure. Chocolate is not good for a cat…

  • methuen1966

    Is there any way to “boot” a follower?

    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

      What do you mean “boot” a follower

      • methuen1966

        Hi Ed….I have a follower whom I don’t know and would like to get rid of from my private profile….is there any way to do that?

        • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

          On disqus or Twitter? I don’t know how to do it on Disqus, Twitter just block and unblock them that will knock them off your followers list

          • methuen1966

            Unfortunately its Disqus. I don’t have a twitter account. This person latched onto me early on in my posting days before I made my account private. I don’t want someone there I don’t know. Thank you for your offer to help. :)

            • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

              I’m reading Disqus help now. Give me a few to see if I can find anything.

              • methuen1966

                Ok, Dr. Seuss had a suggestion above as well.

                • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                  That’s seems the best suggestion. Disqus doesn’t have a way for you to boot people from following your before you went private. Tell them you had issue with that person on other social media and you’d like them removed.

                  • methuen1966

                    Ok, thank you so much! I’ll give it the old college try. I am being stalked on another site and honestly this person is the only connection I can think of. Even if it’s not them, I want them taken off anyway. I don’t know them.

    • Dr Seuss

      Try emailing Disqus here http://disqus.com/support/ and tell them you’re being stalked by the specific prolfile. Give as much info as possible. Perhaps they can make that user unfollow you. They will respond to your email.

      • methuen1966

        This person follows you too Dr. Seuss…it follows about 80 freaking people. Thank you, I will do that!

        • Dr Seuss

          who?? lol

          • methuen1966

            “whatevs” reply so I can delete this name.

            • Dr Seuss

              WTF!!! I just checked my profile because I had no clue that person was following me…who the hell is that?????? And why are they following me?

              • methuen1966

                See???? I’m tellin you….it follows almost 80 people…your profile is public sweetie…anyone can hop on.

                • Dr Seuss

                  I had no clue that person was following me or who they are…this is really CREEPY! I just took my account off of private after a long time and see what happens. Damn!!!!

                  • methuen1966

                    I don’t know who they are either, and this creep jumped onto me early in my posting days when I didn’t realize you could be private. Now, I see it follows 80 people and I can only imagine the ID’s this person hides behind. Try booting them and then going private again.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      yep…I can only imagine who it might be. I’ll do just that.

                      thanks!!!

                    • methuen1966

                      I hope you can do it without having to solicit Disqus. I am going to do that tomorrow because I just plain don’t want someone I didn’t allow into my profile to be there. I would have thought Disqus would have had better profile security than that. To allow anyone to follow anyone is ludicrous!

                    • Dr Seuss

                      I agree with you. Disqus needs a blocking feature.

                    • methuen1966

                      Just like FB does. I believe Twitter does too, I’ve only heard that, I don’t have a twitter account.

                • yenta1957

                  I feel so left out. Not following me. I am so sad. Not following me.
                  I am not worthy . Not following me.

  • methuen1966

    Yenta, you are too damned funny….

    • Dr Seuss

      isn’t she just a hoot!!!!

      • methuen1966

        Yes, she is…I just popped over to the asylum and my Guest stalker “shot me so now I never have to hear from her again”….like, really?????

        • yenta1957

          WHAT??
          Oh…”guest” is making it too easy on me…”shot you”!!
          This is gonna be like Cyrano DeBurgerac…I’m gonna be texting you replies for this whack a doodle…+ you post them under your name.
          We’ll tag team “guest”.

          • methuen1966

            Oh yea…I just popped over to the psych ward, and there it was….he shot me…lol That was his reply to Happy…. PHS 10K thread…

            • methuen1966

              K Party thread I mean…sorry!

          • methuen1966

            Honestly, Guest must be all of about 14……

            • yenta1957

              did you post over there just now?
              How did “shooting you” even come up?
              Damn…do I have a reply from guest, cause I left it a few of my own replies??!

              • methuen1966

                No, I was just checkin it out to see what else was thrown my way after I left today. No replies to you but I checked it’s history and it hasn’t been back yet.

                • methuen1966

                  I haven’t posted there since I left work this afternoon, but I left while it was still being flung over there.

                • yenta1957

                  WHY won’t it reply to ME??

                  • methuen1966

                    I don’t know..lol Like I said it hasn’t been back since then.

          • methuen1966

            ok! sounds like a plan!