“Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills” Dec. 3rd

 

 

Brandi is right, just stfu Adrienne.  Kyle, Brandi was totally correct.  Kim didn’t need to have it pointed out. Lisa is correct, Brandi was protecting Kim’s feelings.  Kim, it came as a reaction to the way you all treated her that night.

 

Adrienne, it’s inappropriate allowing your chef to post half-naked photos of you with bruises and then say Paul did it to you.

 

Brandi got a book deal and no husband hung himself.  Three years is not the same as a few months, so shut up, Kyle.  You are so jealous of her.   It’s a whole book, Taylor, you dimwitted moron.

 

Kyle, we are listening to Yolanda.  Yolanda is a nice woman who just doesn’t get how nasty you all are.  Taylor, you owe that debt, asshole and Brandi is a breath of fresh air, not a social-climbing witch like you. Camille, you are such a doll.  I love seeing the real you.

 

Adrienne, you are trying to stir pot. Paul and Adrienne tried to make Brandi take back what she said.  The truth is so freeing, isn’t it?

 

Yolanda is fun!  Kyle has fat legs and reminds me of Jill Zarin.  She’s so freaking boring.

 

Hmm.. Mud baths.  Yes Taylor, be freaked out.  God’s watching you.  HE KNOWS.  Kim is just enjoying herself.  Yolanda plays hard.  Lisa’s water fight was cute. See?  This is what we enjoy watching.  Simple fun in a beautiful place. Kim did good.

 

Fights always happen at dinner.  Camille, you broke your back during childbirth? News to me.

 

Taylor gets drunk a lot.  It was a wise move for Kim  to just retire. What was that?  Did Adrienne just sniff Brandi’s underwear?

Kyle has to rehash it.

 

Taylor’s cackle is weird.  Brandi is fun, spontaneous and full of life. I have a feeling her book is going to be a real big seller: Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders.

 

Great show tonight

 

MsFran53