The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Cat Fight On The Catwalk

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Cat Fight On The Catwalk

Another Catfight, Another Show
By High Heels

Sur RestaurantTonight’s episode begins where we left last week: at the depressing, migraine-inducing SUR party that Lisa threw last week. You know the one, where the ladies could “start fresh” and so that she could plug her other show. I don’t know what Lisa was drinking (or smoking) when she decided that yet another “let’s start fresh” party was the way to mend these twisted relationships. Brandi and Joyce’s relationship needs more than a Beverly Hills dinner party—heck, it needs a full on exorcism.

Brandi has moved beyond getting a bit of a buzz to becoming so drunk that she is slurring her speech and falling down drunk. Everyone is uncomfortable as she becomes more uncontrollable and throws out F bombs right and left. Her behavior might be acceptable if she was trashing it up in a sleazed out biker bar but she was in a five-star Beverly Hills restaurant. Even Lisa, Brandi’s staunchest ally, seems to be seeing her friend’s drunken behavior in a new light, admitting, “Brandi seems to be losing this battle.” Um, yes she is. Behind the dinner table, we see glimpses of the Sur staff looking wide-eyed and looking miserable as they view how their will turn out if they keep up their pace at drinking.

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Brandi GlanvilleAs if misery were not enough, it’s time to throw a heaping helping of self-pity on top of those drinks that Brandi is intent on slamming down her throat. This is normal drunk behavior: you move to giggles, to anger, and then onto tears. “It’s not my fault!” Brandi laments, “I lost my dog! And I have no man.” But just as the Brandi train is about to completely derail, Yolanda escort her out of the party so she will have less time looking foolish on national television. Yolanda returns to the group, sans Brandi, and tries making excuses for her wasted friend. Yo tells Joyce and her husband that Brandi truly is a beautiful person. However, when Joyce rather astutely points out that if Brandi treated Yolanda in the manner in which Brandi behaves with Joyce, that Yolanda wouldn’t put up with it. In a refreshing and fleeting moment of honesty and self-awareness, Yolanda agrees.

Ken, whom we all know is hot for Brandi, also tries reassuring the group that Brandi is a good person. He points out that if so many people in their group love her, she must be lovable. And this is actually true. When Brandi isn’t drunk, she seems to be a lovely, funny, and refreshing person but somehow the booze negates Brandi’s goodness, which leaves us with the embarrassing mess of her behavior to remember her by. I should also point out that when alcohol changes a person’s behavior in such a drastic way, it might be a good time to consider rehab. Just saying!

Let’s all face it: this party fell apart like a cheap weave. Finally and mercifully, it comes to the end. The staff of Sur cleans up the remnants of fine Kobe beef, lobster, and foie gras (as well as a few clumps of hair and broken fingernails). The housewives return home in their appointed limousines to their glittering mansions amongst the rich and useless, where they can lick their wounds as they contemplate their diminishing reputations and/or career, and/or marriages.

Kim RichardsThe next few scenes feature “this is how we really live” clips, which are totally unscripted and natural (/sarcasm). First see Kim reunited with her dog, which is sweet. It’s obvious how much she loves Kingsley. But at the same time, it’s sad and boring that this seems to be her only storyline this season. Kim’s talking heads always leave me scratching my head. In this week’s talking head, she said something like, “At home, I sleep on a European king, fluffy mattress, with a doubt quilt, on my Mom.” HUH? You sleep on your Mom? I watched it three times and I think that’s what she said. This is why Kim’s behavior still concerns me. I wonder if her meds are all on track. I hope so. I must also admit I’m a little weirded out by Kim’s relationship with her dog.

Next Carlton and her (sure she is) Nanny treat us to another creepy interchange. Every week we hear about new things Carlton despises—and she despises a lot of things, folks! This week we learn that she doesn’t like rats. Nor does she care for spiders but you mustn’t kill the spiders because they are earth’s creatures. She also doesn’t like ill-behaved children, which is why she keeps hers locked up in the turret of her castle, allowing them out for daily timed exercise in their yard done in the appropriate attire of their school clothes. Carlton works a little too hard to convince us that theirs is a completely normal family relationship (like in Addams family normal).

Joyce and Vyle, now to be known as Boyce as when they are together, have decided to go golfing. Kyle has promised Mauricio this forever and dammit, she’s got to keep her man’s roving eye at home so she’s meeting with a pro golf teacher. Kyle plays golf as well as she plans parties. Joyce is no better. But we did get to see more Boyce Bonding.

Joyce Giraud - Kyle RichardsWhile golfing, Boyce again rehashes the Dinner Party from Hell, Version 282.6. Come on Bravo! Haven’t you put us through enough? It wasn’t enough that the actual scene assaulted us verbally and visually but we have to hear about it for the remainder of the episode as well? And now we have to hear about it again?

Now we cut to Yolanda’s Lemony Snicket home, to hear the Brandi/Yolanda rehash of the Dinner Party from Hell, Version 282.6. We’ve seen Yo stand up for Brandi all season (and holding her up), while throwing away her last season belief that “nothing is uglier than a drunken woman” but it appears that Yo is about over Brandi’s antics. Even Yo has decided that Brandi’s gone too far off the deep end. Yo, in her lemony way, informs Brandi that her behavior really isn’t ‘gangsta’ but is more along the lines of ‘embarrassangsta” (okay, I made up that word).

Brandi vacillates between defiantly saying that she is who she is and that she’s happy with that person and blaming her behavior on missing her dog. But then she throws in the “I’m having troubles with Eddie” card in for good measure. I do understand being upset about the missing dog—that would kill me—but it’s time to let go of the “I’ve been wronged by my ex-husband card.” Brandi says she is not in a good space right now. And I honestly wonder why this is so since it seems to me that her lot in life has vastly improved since she started on the show.

Two years ago, Brandi was fresh off an embarrassing, public break-up, she lived in a crappy apartment, and had no job, and was constantly fighting with her ex-husband. Today, she’s a best-selling author with a full-time, high-paying job, a beautiful home and lots more money. The only thing I see in a bad place is that she’s drinking too much because all these other things are good. But then, some people enjoy living in chaos. Brandi needs counseling. And rehab. Like two seasons ago. Yolanda leaves the impression that if Brandi doesn’t straighten up, she can no longer walk on her husband’s face on his ‘Walk of Fame’ star. Oh the horrors!

Carlton GebbieLet’s now move on to another totally unscripted scene with Carlton (the Morticia Addams of the Beverly Hills but not as hot or interesting) and her husband as they visit her tattooist. While Carlton hates many things, she loooooooves tattoos. The tattoo artist suggests she use her children’s handwriting in her new tattoo, which Carlton deems a brilliant idea. As the tattoo artist draws the draft of the new tattoo, Carlton’s husband (brought to you by pussy-whipped) is busy kissing his wife’s ass. He loooooooooves the tattoo. He loves his kinky wife. Somehow, in some way, I picture him down on his hands and knees whimpering, “I’m not worthy” while Carlton the witch, punishes him with her witch whip. I just can’t go into the whole dungeon bit too much because it’s early in the morning (for me) and I am fresh out of brain bleach today.

After the drawing is complete and she’s given her approval, the actual tattooing begins. Carlton screams like a banshee while enduring the pain. As she is screaming at her husband throughout the tattoo process, you have to wonder what kind of verbal beating he took when she went through childbirth. I’m not sure how much education Carlton has but it seems the majority of her vocabulary consists of “Bloody well,” “Shut up,” and of course—her all-time favorite, “F*ck.” The artist finally finished his work and Carlton and her husband are thrilled with the results. Honestly? To me that tattoo looked like Bubba from the L.A. County Jail’s artwork. I’m serious. It’s lopsided, wonky, and sleazy. At least when

RHoBH fires Carlton she’ll have a natural spot on “Bad Ink.”

Back at Villa Lisa, the cameraman takes a bit of time to smear some rose-colored Vaseline on his lens to shoot Lisa’s scenes, who is now rummaging through ‘reclamation yard.’ Huh? Who woulda thought? In my world, we call “reclamation yards” yard sales or thrift stores. But Alas, I don’t live in Lisa’s fabulous rose-colored, diamond-studded world.

After leaving the reclamation sale, we find ourselves back at Lisa’s magical garden, where she is watering plants with water immersed in diamond chips, pink rose petals, and small remnants of Ken’s balls. Ken analyzes Brandi’s behavior. But even he can’t really justify it, even in all his horniness for Brandi—and that’s when you know just how off base Brandi really is, when Ken can’t stand up for her.

Kyle by Alene TooIt’s not right that we leave the show on anything other than high drama, so it’s now time for this week’s injection. After all, we only received a small dose at the beginning of the episode. Kyle is gracious enough to provide the venue for the melodramatics this week. We are at Kaftans Kyle by Alene Too, where Kyle is hosting a modeling event to help children struggling with cancer. I snark with the best of them but this is a good cause and I’m happy Kyle is doing something selfless and I hope that all the proceeds are going to their intended sources.

We start the scene with a major alert: Mannequin Down! Call the Beverly Hills paramedics! Kyle diagnoses the mannequin as having too many cocktails, names her Brandi, and then we move on to setting up the show—which is a great cause. If anything can save Kyle’s unlikeable ass this season, helping sick children should help.

Since Joyce and Brandi got together so smashingly well at the SUR dinner party, Kyle thinks it is just a brilliant idea to bring these two together to model for her event. I’m sorry—but why these particular two? I’ve been to Bev Hills many times and there are a ten gazillion skinny women who could likely model for this event but then we would miss out on this week’s Housewife Drama and we mustn’t do that! Or it could be that not many Bev Hills ladies want to sully their reputations by appearing on the show.

We cut to all the ladies as they bitch and backstab each other in the various limousines each are assigned. Brandi and her two of her friends hear an earful about how annoying Joyce is and Brandi gives her version of “Black-Gate.” Brandi, when even your friends are admonishing your bad behavior, you know you are in the wrong. As one unnamed housewife once said, “When everyone tells you you’re dead, it’s time to lie down!

Kyle throws the worst parties/get together/events of any housewife of any franchise and she doesn’t realize she sucks at it. And before each one, with big eyes and fluttering eyelashes, she says (with a straight face), “I don’t want any negativity whatsoever associated with this event.”

This is why Kyle is disliked by many fans because we all know that she wants nothing more than to drive into some good no-tears crying drama where she can play the victim and whine about it for remainder of the season. That is Kyle’s storyline this season. The “I have been wronged” theme—but oh WAIT! Hasn’t that been her same tired old storyline for quite some time now? No one loves bathing in a tub full of chaos more than Kyle does.

THE EVENT of Beverly Hills is about to begin, where it looks like the majority of attendees are models, sales clerks, or sycophants desperate for their 15 minutes of fame. But who cares? SQUEEEEEEEE! We are here to watch all these thrown-together frienemies mix with one another for yet another Bravo “Event from Hell Smack Down.” (Let’s face it, ever since Camille’s dinner party from hell starring Allison Dubois and Her Electronic Cigarette, we’ve all become thirsty for housewife blood). And Andy, with his wonky eye and lop-sided grin keeps trying to convince us on Watch What Happens Live that it’s all REALZ, ya know? Just like the Trout’s Taylor Armstrong’s Hermes’s bags were real. Member?

Kyle forces her daughter, Sophia, into modeling for the event, even though she clearly does not want to. This bothers me because Sophia is at the age where everything embarrasses her and perhaps she does not have the self-esteem needed to model in front of millions of viewers. I don’t think Kyle should have forced her.

Jamie Lee CurtisJamie Lee Curtis (who was in Halloween with Kyle) has shown up for the event. She’s quiet, taking things in. Personally, I think she finally realized she’d walked into a scripted, contrived, phony mess of a show. She honestly looks like she’d rather be getting a high colonic after running out of Activia. Kyle does a good job of kissing her ass for an insufferable amount of time, talking about how Jamie Lee carried her back to her trailer on the set one night during Halloween, the movie they were in together. Believe me, I like Jamie Lee Curtis, and I loved her parents. I keep wondering why she is doing this show. Perhaps Activia commercials don’t pay all that well.

Jamie Lee takes center stage and makes a dumb joke about how angry models always look. Only some models, Jamie—Joyce and Brandi—but obviously no one has given Jamie Lee the skinny on that. Then Jamie Lee waxes poetic about Kyle and Mauricio, who are no mere humans but angels on earth. Jamie does give a good speech about the real purpose of this event, which is good because until now, most of us thought that it was simply another staging area for a housewife smack down. I really wish the event had focused more on the cause and less on narcissistic housewife drama.

The models come out to strut the clothes but to me, they all look like they are wearing the same outfit. Sophia looks lovely as she walks the runway, even though she doesn’t look comfortable or happy that her mother forced her into it. Kyle filters everything through the selfish lens of her life.

Joyce is in her element. She is a minx, walking sleekly down the runway—so happy to be the center of attention if even for a fleeting moment. She is thankful that she still is still skinny enough that people invite her to model at their events.

We see Carlton eyeing her Brandi Sandwich for the umpteenth time. And we hear for the umpteenth time how hot Brandi is. I think Carlton should just lose the husband, come out of the closet with Nanny in tow, and be done with it.

At the end of the event, Lisa invites Joyce for lunch—just the two of them, to sort things out. Now here’s a novel concept! Actually getting two people together privately instead of bringing the two fighting parties into a high-end dinner party where there’s a rabid audience.

Joyce Giraud - Lisa VanderpumpJoyce arrives at Chateau Lisa and they exchange the obligatory kisses on each cheek. Joyce compliments on Lisa’s exquisite house (which it truly is) and Lisa brings tea for them. And we just know they will now treat us to rehash #18 of the SUR dinner party. Joyce is complaining YET AGAIN about how wronged she’s been. WHO CARES? Really? Who goes on like this? Lots of people have disliked me in the past—I didn’t get mad—I didn’t give a damn. And I most certainly didn’t try to MAKE them like me. Just avoid the assholes who want to pee in your corn flakes every time you see them. It’s far more fun, anyway, to make THEM wonder why you are ignoring them. You know what they say? A good defense is a good OFFENSE. Learn it, love it, live it, ladies.

You can see Lisa’s opinion of Joyce changing here (of course, this could have been shot after the season ended—after Lisa and Brandi’s falling out) because you can almost see how the switching sides is to be set up. I do have to say this about Joyce—for someone with two bachelor’s degrees, I find it interesting that she doesn’t know the word, ‘chastise.’ But she says the word sounds “nice” (eyes rolling here). Perhaps all these ladies should enroll in college rather than engaging in melodramatics at every even in Beverly Hills.

The preview for next week shows Brandi on the pole again—this is a recurring theme, as well as Kimberly’s graduation, as well as one more upcoming smack down between Joyce and Brandi.

What else is new? Whose side are you on? Are you Team Brandi or Team Joyce or are you like me and are on the “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off” team?

  • WestCoastFeed

    Nice recap, thank you from a non-BH fan. I can clarify your confusion over Kim’s talking head interview since it confused me at first, too. She was speaking for Kingsley who had to sleep in a crate with the trainer, but now could go back to sleeping in a European king-size bed with the downy comforter and his Mom.

    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

      You know we’re going to read in the paper one day that the dog has eaten her face, right?

      • WestCoastFeed

        You are so bad. And while I can giggle at that, I have to also say that Kim is the only cast member that I find in the least bit interesting. From what I have seen, which is not very much, she appears to be the smartest of the whole bunch.

        • julyol1972

          Oh lord, not you too West? First NAWS loses her mind and tells me she actually LIKES Brandi, and now you’re a fan of Kim? KIM????

          What the heck is going on today? Who replaced my peeps with these clones? WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Still love you, July!!!!!

            • julyol1972

              I love you too, babes! But no more surprises. My heart can’t take the stress!

              • noarguingwithstupid

                No more, I promise!!!!!

          • twifan2

            JULY! Have the pods taken over their minds!?

            • julyol1972

              Maybe they lost their minds, and can’t find them?

              • twifan2

                Or in a state of denial? IDK.
                I scared, July!
                Could we be next?! :o

                • julyol1972

                  Me too! Next Laura L will tell me she’s been crushing on Joe Gorga since Season 1!

                  *I think I need to sit down. I’m light-headed*

                  • twifan2

                    Move over, July!
                    I need a stiffer drink than this Jasmine tea I have now!
                    It’s scary up there! :o

                    • julyol1972

                      I’m getting my daughter to make me some hot chocolate. Legs like jello!

                    • twifan2

                      Just poured some rum in my tea! :)
                      Hope it takes the images of those posts out of my head! :o

                    • julyol1972

                      That’ll do the trick! Man, this thread has been so weird this evening! Fingers crossed – no nightmares!

                    • Birdie11

                      Everyone needs to write down how NAWS’ Brandi love has affected us negatively…for the much needed intervention.

                    • twifan2

                      I second that!

                    • julyol1972

                      Third!

                    • twifan2

                      Do I hear a 4th?

                    • julyol1972

                      Fourth – both hands raised!

                    • twifan2

                      LOL
                      OK, we have a consensus! :D

                  • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                    I’d take Joe G. For a spin!

                    • julyol1972

                      Ugh, the imagery! Why did I just see his short, hairy nekkid behind, twirl past me like Kenya

      • twifan2

        PLEASE! There’s not that much meat on her to start with. The dog will throw her back. ;D

        • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

          She’s only going to be a little midnight snack!

          • twifan2

            A very amuse-bouche! :D

  • kathy fischer

    Joyce is a dimwit how she has a Masters and does not understand those words Lisa used is beyond me! I can’t stand that Kyle either I won’t make any other comments because they would be too mean

    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

      Give it to us Kathy, give it to us. We don’t mind mean!

    • twifan2

      Go ahead. Ed like it ruff! :)

  • twifan2

    Thank you for that great recap!
    Love the insight! :)

    • WestCoastFeed

      Okay help an outsider out here. Why has Joyce been labelled as “annoying?” I haven’t seen enough to label her as anything but a very beautiful woman who has every right to be annoyed by Brandi.

      • twifan2

        It’s like the whole Melissa vs Tre thing-imo.
        Joyce is younger, prettier, married, family,… all the things Brandi doesn’t have.
        Joyce doesn’t have a story line-much. he’s kind of boring.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          This is a long, long re-cap!!!

          • twifan2

            I know, but worth the read.

      • twifan2

        OH & I forgot the volumes of hair she tosses. She’s gives me whiplash!

        • WestCoastFeed

          She does have a lot of hair. But is hair tossing annoying? Or is it that she is the one who is Brandi’s target and people don’t want to give up their adoration of Brandi? So rather than admit they don’t like what they see from Brandi, they go after her target instead? I guess that really is just a repeat of Tre v Melissa.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            No, I just think we have to hear a little more from Joyce. So far only she and her closet have talked. (and her husband)

            • twifan2

              BUT she seems to be coming out! She let Brandi have it last nite & gave back to Brandi what she’d been dishing out to her. Brandi can dish, but she can’t take it.
              AND do not give me the ‘excuses’ Lisa, Yo-lemon were giving to using to excuse Brandi’s behavior. Ugh

              • noarguingwithstupid

                Little Missy, I will give you any excuses I want to and those sound good!!!!!!!

                • twifan2

                  noʎ ʞuɐɥ⊥ (:

                  • noarguingwithstupid

                    AND I am going to say it———–I still like Brandi!!!! There, I said it!!!!

                    • twifan2

                      WHERE IS NAWS! What have you done with her!
                      Imposter!
                      HuH? Really? YOU like Brandi?
                      *face plant*

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      Yep, I always have!!!! I just like the broad! No one ever asked me!!!

                    • twifan2

                      Even when she opens her mouth & lets out those F-bombs?
                      DANG! You have a tougher constitution than I do! :)

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      That’s just because she has a limited vocab when she is pissed!!!

                    • twifan2

                      Still limited when she ain’t! :D

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      I never read her first book, but many peeps thought it was really good. Just thinking out loud……

                    • twifan2

                      Those the same peeps that use Tre’s cookbooks as their bibles?
                      YEAH!!!! UNDERWORLD EXTENDED CUT starting at 9! :)

                      Happy dance!

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      What channel???? I loved that movie!!!!!

                    • twifan2

                      It’s online. :)

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      You know who is not here.

                    • twifan2

                      uuummm, who?

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      Cockadoodle do!!!!

                    • twifan2

                      :/

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      One of the oldies but goodies, for sure!!!!!

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      What a goof ball she is!! Look at those manhands!!!!

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      It got very ugly the last time a BH thread was up. That is the last thing I want to see happen to TV Fishbowl who have been so welcoming to us.

                    • twifan2

                      It’s NAWS!
                      She started it! ;)

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      Started What???? I think you guys are going nutso!!!

                    • twifan2

                      Like this kinda nutso? :D

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      OMG I have never seen that before!!!!! I wonder what she was saying??????

                    • twifan2

                      She just probably had had a sip of Tre’s Fushelinie stuff! :D

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      LOL!!!!!

                    • julyol1972

                      Oh lord! I kept hoping you were having a momentary lapse, but crap! *le sigh*

                      I guess you’re not perfect after all! Lol!

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      My feet are clayie!!!!!

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      Please still love me!!!!!!!

                    • julyol1972

                      Sniff, I do! But please don’t tell me you secretly watch Vickie, and fantasize or something, otherwise we’re having an exorcism! Right here, right now!

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      No, No, No====No exorcism necessary!!!!!! I don’t watch Vickie any more!!!!!!

                    • julyol1972

                      Thank goodness for small mercies!

                    • twifan2

                      Can’t just can’t!

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      Must be unconditional!!!!! Just like Addie and Chats!!!

                    • twifan2

                      Nope, can’t. :p

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      So cute!!!!!

                    • Birdie11

                      *GASP*

                    • julyol1972

                      Right? I think I just broke out in hives!

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      I’ll get the adrenalyn or whatever and slam it into you!!!!!

                    • julyol1972

                      Yep! Poor birdie definitely needs an Epi Pen!

                    • twifan2

                      Here you go, July.
                      ┣▇▇▇═─

                    • julyol1972

                      Brilliant! *Grabs pen, and rushes to birdie’s side*

                    • Birdie11

                      YOWCH!! :O

                    • Birdie11

                      I’m just gaining consciousness.

                    • julyol1972

                      *Grabs birdie’s leg, and jabs her once in the thigh with the Epi Pen! Birdie slowly sits up*

                      You okay girl?

                    • twifan2

                      Give her some pineapple juice, July.

                    • Birdie11

                      Wha…wha…NAWS…BRANDI?? NOOOOOO!!!!!

                    • julyol1972

                      Here dear! Have some pineapple juice to calm your nerves!

          • twifan2

            To me it’s annoying when you’re speaking to her & there she goes tossing. JUST want to put a rubber-band in it and snap it!

            • noarguingwithstupid

              Snap it across her nose!

              • twifan2

                LOL
                Don’t tempt me. ;D

        • Birdie11

          She looked so good with that mane pulled back! I actually saw Joyce and not just HAIR…and no tossing!

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Where did you see her???? I would love to see her without all that hair!!!!!

            • Birdie11

              Last nite when she was playing golf with Kyle..had it in a ponytail.

              • noarguingwithstupid

                Darn, I remember seeing Kyle. I will re-look at it. Thanks!!!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        West, she really annoys me and I’m not quite sure why. I think I have to see her some more on the show to tell you the truth. I don’t like her hubby, but that shouldn’t make any difference about her.

  • Birdie11

    I don’t know which was uglier..Carlton’s hideous tattoo or that monstrosity of a lace up circa 1995 top.

    • twifan2

      What was that?! o.0

  • Laura Lorrington

    OFF TOPIC:

    Excuse me, MJ has (alot) of sex tapes?
    Can someone hold my hair? Yeah, I’m gonna throw up!

    • twifan2

      And you’re watching them all?
      WHY!?

      • Laura Lorrington

        Now that’s the question isn’t it? I would pay money to see that mess!! And I’m sure I’ll throw up right after. Ugh!

        • twifan2

          Sort of like watching Danielle?

          http://i.imgur.com/NxqOfRP.gif

          • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

            OMG did you ever see her sex tape?

            • twifan2

              Have you?

              • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                Of course I have, umm in the context of research.

                • twifan2

                  *rolls eyes*
                  Yes right, PinEDcchio. :D

              • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.
                • twifan2

                  Right! Had to search your bookmarks. ;)

                  • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                    No just Googled it

                    • twifan2

                      Ok Googling right now. ;)

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      You’re too much!

                    • twifan2

                      Don’t ban me.

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      This ain’t……

                    • twifan2

                      Ah, but you might go thru a ‘mid life’ crisis like You Know Who & go off on a power trip! :o

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      Well then you’re not safe next month, that’s my midlife anniversary

                    • twifan2

                      Good to know!
                      I’ll be in the Keys then, till it passes. :)

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      That would be a great birthday present, thanks for inviting me & picking up the tab.

                    • twifan2

                      I think you’ve been drinking a little too much already. :/
                      Besides, didn’t you tell us ALL come visit you in Cali? AND stay there with you! NOW that would be a great birthday present to you-our company! :)

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      You can come visit anytime, there’s a hotel on property! :-)

                    • twifan2

                      ‘On the property’?
                      Sounds ominous!
                      No, no-you said your place.

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      Yes, the hotel is an extension of my place, it’s on the property.

                    • twifan2

                      Oh ok.
                      AND we have the hotel bill you.
                      Excellent. You are such a gracious host. :)

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      Oh, I didn’t say that, but I’ll get you the friends & family discount

                    • twifan2

                      Too late. Already told July of your generous offer. :)
                      She’ll help you work out the details.

                    • julyol1972

                      Yes I will! Everything she said, Ed!

                    • twifan2

                      Thank you, July. I know Ed appreciates your very kind offer. :)

                    • julyol1972

                      I’m sure he does :)

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      I’m busy that week, I have to shave the fuzz off the carpets.

                    • twifan2

                      No need to spurs things up for us.
                      I’m not fussy.

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      I must, I don’t want you talking about my fuzz ball carpets

                    • twifan2

                      We’ll help you, since you’re paying for everything while we’re all there.
                      It’s the least we can do. :)

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      I can’t impose like that and ruin your vacation. You’ll be more comfortable in the hotel!

                    • twifan2

                      Yes, but since you’re already paying for the hotel accommodations for all of us, it’s the fair thing to do-help you shave your carpets. And with all of us helping it’ll take no time to do.

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      Better yet, book a hotel close to Sur so you don’t have to travel 2 hours to your luncheon with Brandi. I’ll buy the first bottle.

                    • twifan2

                      OMG ED!
                      You are really too kind! A chauffeur driven limo to take us to Sur AND the first bottle!
                      You’re so generous! :’)

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      I’m searching for the ban button, trouble makers like you need to go! BRB

                    • twifan2

                      Go ahead & look for it. You’ll never find it.
                      *throws ban button into one of Kyle’s caftans* :p

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      There, I think I found it! Are you still here?

                    • twifan2

                      Like your worse nightmare! :)
                      *bats eyelashes*

                      http://i.imgur.com/XlJXKUq.gif

                    • twifan2

                      Don’t want to use your link.

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      Not unless you have 50,000 gallons of eye bleach handy!

                    • twifan2

                      July & I get brain bleach at a discount from Wally World. We’re their best customers! :)

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      I just drink, it’s cheaper

                    • twifan2

                      Had my Jasmine tea with rum already. Nice. :)

            • julyol1972

              Square tits has a sex tape?

              • twifan2

                Yep. Didn’t do too well-from what I heard.

                • julyol1972

                  Well duh….square tits…hello!

              • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                Yes! She even sued the dude over it.

                • julyol1972

                  I swear, everybody and their damn mother has a sex tape. If Kris Jenner was to come out with one tomorrow, I wouldn’t be surprised!

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Yeah, and she seems proud of it!!!!!! She is strange!

      • Laura Lorrington

        She sure is a strange bird. Strange and messy. Why does her makeup always look so HOOKER-ISH? I can’t with her.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I heard a rumor she had been married 3 times. I wonder if its true. Her Mom always tells her she is not marriage material?????

          • twifan2

            That could be a reason why she’s been married 3 times. :/

    • noarguingwithstupid

      They are going to launch the Diamond Water!!!!!!!

  • julyol1972

    Does every blogger/recapper take the same “I Hate Kyle Course”? She wasn’t even featured that much this episode and yet, it felt like more words were assigned to jabbing at her than to the other events in the episode, which were glossed over in lieu of the obligatory Kyle Bash Session! Ugh!

    I don’t like her either, but damn, does she have to be raked over the coals in such lengthy detail, every single time? They’re bigger fish to fry this season. She’s a lot more palatable than boring, leathery Carlton, and her constant references to her lady bits, that’s for sure! This “Kyle is the Devil” thing is getting old, and it’s messing with my enjoyment of what might’ve been a good RHOBH recap.

    Okay! Rant over!!!

    • Birdie11

      Kyle hasn’t bothered me this season. There was absolutely nothing to harp on from last night. She did a good thing and was passionate about the cause. I did think it was odd that the dresses all looked alike. Brandi looked like a hag on the runway…just Carlton’s type!

      • Laura Lorrington

        Then why did the person who did this recap so one-sided?

        #JustSaying

        • Birdie11

          Idk…this recap was so loooonnnggg…I could barely hang in there.

          • Laura Lorrington

            I agree. I wasn’t feeling that recap, not one bit.

        • WestCoastFeed

          Is it a carry-over from previous seasons? Seasons that I didn’t watch? There was no reason to hate on Kyle based on last night’s show.

          • Laura Lorrington

            Spot on!

      • julyol1972

        ITA! So she sucked up to Jamie Lee, so what? That’s what Kyle does…is anyone shocked or surprised? She encouraged her daughter to get on the runway…so what? If I gave in to my daughter every time she announced that she couldn’t do something she’d promised to do, for someone else, we would never fulfill any of our obligations – ever!

        Agree about the dresses! That store was big enough that they could have found a wide variety of similarly ugly dresses to model, and with a dress change to boot! I’m interested why they dresses Brandi like she was runnig to the corner store for a 40oz, but whatevs! Joyce looked amazing!

        • Birdie11

          Joyce made Brandi look like an old, washed up has been LOL! Kyle was remembering something endearing about Jamie Lee from her childhood…geez.. she’s allowed to do that!

          • julyol1972

            Co-sign! Joyce was the sprinkle on that cookie – Brandi was the dough!

            And I totally thought the story about Jamie Lee was cute, and maybe even a bit endearing. Nothing there to beat Kyle up about!

            • Birdie11

              I thought it was GOOD that she pushed her daughter to fulfill her obligation…you know she felt great when it was over!

              • julyol1972

                My thoughts exactly! I also thought it was great to have the back-story about Mauricio’s illness as a child, to put the event , and the partnering with the charity in context. I saw nothing wrong with Kyle’s behavior this episode.

                Now that being said, we all know she’s probably gonna do something, desperate, mean, desperate, or famewhorey next week, and all my good-will, will evaporate!

                • twifan2

                  Yep. Uh huh. Yes. Affirmative.

                • Birdie11

                  She’s been more likeable recently…I think she and Joyce are fun to watch together. Plus Carlton hating her makes me like her more.

                  • julyol1972

                    Likable is a stretch for me! I’ll just say, she’s been more tolerable recently!

                    Carlton was so insufferable last night on WWHL! Ugh! I just can’t with her! And that sanctimonious attitude! Now we find out she was an actress, and starred in her last movie in 2001 with Jamie Kennedy! I use the term “actress” really, really, really loosely! Like Nene could’ve done a better job – and that’s saying something!

                    • Birdie11

                      I didn’t see it. She repels me with almost every move she makes.

                    • julyol1972

                      Sophia Bush was so much more refreshing! Carlton looked like a man in bondage drag! Yuck!

                    • Birdie11

                      I wouldn’t think anything would beat that porn movie top she was wearing last nite…when she got her fug tattoo.

                    • julyol1972

                      Oh! You missed a doozy! It was part halter, all bondage harness! Suffices to say, this is one reason I can’t stand Carlton! She’s so inauthentic, and so desperate to convince us about her freakiness so much, that it just comes off as boring and played out!

                    • twifan2

                      That thing she wore on WWHL?
                      That the thing?

                    • julyol1972

                      Yep! That ugly harness thing that looked like her bra straps were leather with buckles. She looked trashy!

                    • twifan2

                      I was like ‘WTH is that she’e wearing’?! Andy just loved it! UGH

                    • julyol1972

                      Andy dreams of wearing that harness while she whips him in her dungeon! He’ll like anything she wears!

                    • twifan2

                      OMG JULY!
                      *pass me the brain bleach*

                    • julyol1972

                      Here, this is the super-sized bottle LL bought from Costco!

                    • twifan2

                      TY! TY! :)

                    • Birdie11

                      Like oh Carlton…you’re sooooo sexy, freaky, bi sexual, dark, mysteri-ous, gosh you’re so darn fascinating I can’t keep my eyes off you….I’m so mesmerized by your witchy individuality…NOT!!!

                    • julyol1972

                      In a freakin nutshell! She’s just too try-hard!

          • WestCoastFeed

            And it was kind of Kyle to minimize the difference in their ages. not that Jamie Leigh cared a whit.

            • Birdie11

              It was…I thought she ran that event with a lot of class.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Also OT, Juicy is at a bar & Grill called Wood n Tap in Wallingford, CT tonight where he gave a bunch of people some of Teresa’s cookies and took a picture with the crowd. No sign of Teresa being with him so far.

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I wonder if he got permission to leave the State!!!!

      • WestCoastFeed

        Good question. I guess CT counts at the NJ/NY area.

        • twifan2

          No. No CT another state.

      • twifan2

        That’s right! Only NY, NJ without permission!

      • Laura Lorrington

        He doesn’t need permission. Its Jucy, he can do whatever he wants!

        • twifan2

          CALL THE FEDS! :D

          • julyol1972

            Call the cops! Was he driving?

            • twifan2

              IF he didn’t get permission, he’s violating the Judge’s orders! :)

            • Laura Lorrington

              you know that SOB was probably driving. They live in their own world.

              • twifan2

                Regardless of others! >(

              • WestCoastFeed

                He’s okay to drive. His license was reinstated over a year ago.

                • Laura Lorrington

                  Um, no . . . he need to NOT be behind the wheel of anything.

                  • twifan2

                    Behinds bars would be best! :)

                • julyol1972

                  Juicy need never be behind the wheel of anything ever! Not even Gabriela’s toy car, cause he’d probably take out one of the lawn gnomes or something!

                  You know they have gnomes!

                  • twifan2

                    Where? Never saw them around. :/

                    • julyol1972

                      In my head they’re gnomes – mainly because they remind Tre of Joey! When the families aren’t speaking, she only has to check out a gnome to remember the good times. Lol!

                    • twifan2

                      I thought for a moment there you were talking about the girls! :D LOL

                    • julyol1972

                      Aww! I’m not that snarky, am I?

                      Wait….don’t answer that! Hehehe!

                    • twifan2

                      GREAT! NOw I have to sit on my hands again! AAARRRRGGGHHH

                    • julyol1972

                      Hmmmmmm!

                    • noarguingwithstupid

                      Front yard–a whole family of them!!!

    • Birdie11

      I’ll assume they were sprinkle free.

      • twifan2

        Those blasphemers! >(

        • WestCoastFeed

          Another person has tweeted the same picture and adds that Juicy’s friend, Sam, gave her a box of Tre’s cookies. I don’t remember a friend named Sam.

          • noarguingwithstupid

            I don’t ever recall a Sam….weird. Maybe that’s an attorney!!

          • twifan2

            Samantha?

            • WestCoastFeed

              Now that would be something!

            • julyol1972

              Is that Wendy’s other name or the intern?

              • twifan2

                Probably the intern. Wendy’s been ‘the other woman’ too many times now.

                • julyol1972

                  Think so too! Hope that girl is getting paid. Being so up close and personal with Juicy can’t be one of the perks of the job, can it?

                  • twifan2

                    More like the Hazards on the job! Poor thing. :(

    • Dr Seuss

      “wood & tap”…..Bwahahaha!!!!

      So Teresa got Juicy out on the midget circuit peddling her wares too? Lawd, these two have no shame!

      • twifan2

        We need to find out if they had permission to leave the states they are confined to.

        • Dr Seuss

          LOL! They did for the tri-state (NY, NJ, CT) they did!

          • twifan2

            CT wasn’t one of the states they were confined to.

            • Dr Seuss

              But’s part of the tri-state…I’m sure they were granted permission or I hope they were for their own sake.

              • Jennymckitty

                When did little things like rules and laws concern Juicy?

                • julyol1972

                  Ummm, survey says NEVER!

                • Dr Seuss

                  Hahaha! IKR!

  • Laura Lorrington

    OFF TOPIC AGAIN:

    WTF is MJ wearing?

    • noarguingwithstupid

      Hooker corsets!!!! She loves them. They remind me of the strapless bra I wore to my senior prom!!!!

      • Laura Lorrington

        OMG that thing is just fugly on her! If she sneeze a damn nipple would pop out!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Well, she does those selfie sex tapes!!!!!!

        • julyol1972

          EYE BLEACH, PLEASE!!! Egads, MJ, and an errant nipple – ugh!

          • twifan2

            Shoot it! Shoot it! Quick!

            • julyol1972

              Snort! The nipple? You want me to shoot the nipple, Twi?

              • twifan2

                Well, if you miss and hit something-no biggie! ;)

                • julyol1972

                  Like the actual boob? Watching that vacuum bag deflate would be epic!

                  • twifan2

                    *puts on raincoat, galoshes, gets umbrella*
                    Ok, shoot! :)

                    • julyol1972

                      I need a gun Twi!

    • twifan2

      Stuff from Kyle’s shop?

      • Laura Lorrington

        LOL!

  • Dr Seuss

    Outstanding recap! Comprehensive and detailed.

    Brandi’s sense of entitlement is beyond me. I have zero tolerance for the passive-aggressive drunk. She’s an adult with the mentality of a spoiled child. From the start she targeted Joyce with vicious vulgar unwarranted insults. Lisa and Yolanda both make excuses for behavior which only fuels Brandi’s venom. While I think Yolanda is a phony, I’m glad she finally sat Brandi down. A reality check is long over due but of course the narcissist dismissed what Yolanda had to say. She justifies her bad behaviors…the woman has serious problems.

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      I’m glad you liked my recap! This was the first one I’ve done so I’m pretty sure they’ll get better.

      • Dr Seuss

        I love it, excellent and detailed oriented.

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          Oh good! The next one won’t be as lengthy. I would have edited it down more but I was trying to get it in ASAP. Being on the W. Coast, I am 3 hours behind. I had fun writing it!

  • Laura Lorrington

    OFF TOPIC:

    Am I the only one watching this shit show “100 Days of Summer” on Bravo?

    • twifan2

      Maybe? :)

      • Laura Lorrington

        Can’t get into it.

        • twifan2

          Use that tv remote! :)

          • Laura Lorrington

            I did!

            • twifan2

              Etched in your mind now, huh?

  • Dr Seuss

    My biggest problem with Kyle and Mauricio are they’re grand-standing phonies. Everything they do is for the benefit of them and them only. That fashion show for charity was all about them publicly announcing via a major Hollywood star (Jamie Curtis) that they are now members of “First Level Donor” club—Great!!! All that means is they are of a certain income bracket and obligated to donate as such. It gives Mauricio access to a very rich client pool. He’ll work the “First Level Donor” luncheons and meetings like a used car salesmen, handing out his business cards, promoting his business. Kyle will befriend the rich wives with the intent of soliciting clients for Mauricio. That’s truly sickening when you think about it.

    • Laura Lorrington

      Huh? What? What?

      • Dr Seuss

        Hey LL — Their fashion show…it was a bunch of grandstanding bs. Like them befriending Adrienne and Lisa to sell their houses then threw them to wayside when they no longer benefited them.

        • WestCoastFeed

          I doubt that LA Children’s Hospital cares what their motives were. They now have $100,000 that they didn’t have before.

          • Dr Seuss

            Exactly! CH’s don’t and that was not my point. It benefits the hospital however I hate when people use charity as a way to benefit themselves. If there was no benefit for Kyle & Mauricio they would not have donated that much or at all. That was my only point.

            • julyol1972

              Knowing that Mauricio had been really sick as a kid and actually treated at the same or a similar hospital as the charity they were supporting – I could totally see the tie-in.

              If they’d been no back-story, or any sort of connection, I might’ve agreed with you, Doc!

              • Laura Lorrington

                Another . . . SPOT ON!!

                • julyol1972

                  Thank yee kindly!

              • Birdie11

                Yes…just can’t be cynical with this one.

                • julyol1972

                  Me either!

                • Dr Seuss

                  as if everything said on these shows are truthful.

              • Dr Seuss

                I disagree — It’s a neatly packaged pr story said for dramatic effect — I’m not buying any of it.

            • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

              I’m with you Doc, there’s always an ulterior motive with these two!

              • Dr Seuss

                Glad you see exactly what I see in them. Their motives are insincere. They are nothing more than self-serving, conceited people with insatiable appetites for wealth.

          • Laura Lorrington

            SPOT ON!

        • Laura Lorrington

          Vehemently disagree!!!

          • Dr Seuss

            You’re entitled.

    • julyol1972

      Didn’t feel that way at all! I think for once the two of them actually seemed tolerable. Plus, it was interesting to learn about Mauricio’s illness when was a kid! I didn’t have a problem with either of them this episode!

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      This is my problem with them too. EVERY single thing they do is self-promoting, self-aggrandizing, self-indulgence. They are two narcissistic peas in a pod.

      They are both working it like a Visa card at every opportunity–they are selling themselves, their promotions, their houses, etc. It’s just nauseating.

      Plus I will never forgive Kyle for outing Kim’s alcoholism on national television. It may have been true but family should never do that to each other!

  • Laura Lorrington

    Sorry, but Andy Cohen looks like a damn killer with that beard!!

    • julyol1972

      Haha! I’m still on the fence.

      • Laura Lorrington

        LOL! Its not working for me. He looks like Tom Hanks in Cast Away! LOL!

        • julyol1972

          LOL! Tom Hanks was kinda sorta not too bad, if you squinted, turned your head sideways, and closed one eye!

          • Laura Lorrington

            LOL!

    • Jennymckitty

      He looks so much older with it.

      • Laura Lorrington

        He does!!

    • julyol1972

      But at least it takes the focus off his wonky eye?

      • Laura Lorrington

        True

  • WestCoastFeed

    Shayvoe is over on the RT Beverly Hills recap asking what became of all of us. Is anyone willing to go over there and let her know how to find us?

    • Dr Seuss

      If someone could tell her to check her email that would be great. I sent her an email.

      • WestCoastFeed

        I tried to post but I don’t have permission to post there.

        • Dr Seuss

          I know…none of us do but I will ask someone who does.

          • Laura Lorrington

            Really!?!? Man, can that moderator be any more nasty? Ugh!

            • Dr Seuss

              yes-she’s one nasty piece of work

              • Laura Lorrington

                Doc, you and I need to have a meeting about this.

                • Dr Seuss

                  absolutely!

              • WestCoastFeed

                Are they not obliged to notify us if they have banned us from posting on their site? Does disqus have any rules that govern their behavior?

                • julyol1972

                  I thought the rules were you get a warning email, and then notification that you’ve banned for how ever many months! Guess I was wrong!

                  • Dr Seuss

                    when the banned me the first time for saying “hi Megs” she didn’t even send me an email to say I was banned…nothing.

                    • julyol1972

                      That’s messed up! SMDH!

                • Dr Seuss

                  Disqus has rules about moderators abusing their privileges to discriminate against a group of people and that’s exactly what she did. She feels she doesn’t owe us the respect of notifying us we were banned. And why were we ban again..did we break a rule on their website?

                  • julyol1972

                    Hell no!

          • julyol1972

            I might! I could go try?

            • Dr Seuss

              Ok, let me know if u post or not. Otherwise, I’ll ask someone

              • julyol1972

                Ok!

                • twifan2

                  Sneak in there, July!
                  Quickly!
                  God speed. :)

                  • julyol1972

                    No luck!

                    • twifan2

                      I figured.
                      THEIR LOSS!

                    • julyol1972

                      Agree! Lot’s of new people, but no wit, and little snark!

                    • Dr Seuss

                      exactly and they’re arguing, exchanging way worst than us and no deleting occurring. That fool just hands us our case on a silver platter.

                    • julyol1972

                      Yep! She played favorites, changed the rules and banned us! Bitch can’t cover those tracks!

                • Dr Seuss

                  Did you get in?

                  • twifan2

                    I think BanBitch killed her! :o

                  • julyol1972

                    No!

                • twifan2

                  HEY JULY! Ed said he would pay for all of us to go down, stay and visit him!
                  He’s so nice! :)

                  • julyol1972

                    I saw that! How cool! Great site, great host, generous to a fault. I knew I loved this site for a reason!

                    • Dr Seuss

                      Ditto!!

              • julyol1972

                I’ve been blocked too, Doc!

                • Dr Seuss

                  ah shucks, i’ll ask someone.thanks for trying.

                  • julyol1972

                    YW!

    • Laura Lorrington

      I’m gonna nominate YOU as the one to reveal our new location. Go for it WCF!! LOL!

    • Dr Seuss

      A bunch of new posters on there fighting and no massive deleting.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Yep, calling each other names and no action from the moderator.

        • julyol1972

          She only cared about getting us out! Now that that’s happened, and she sees how many have migrated, the Rules have gone out the window! Gotta stop the rest from leaving!

          • Dr Seuss

            One would say we have a legal argument for discrimination/prejudice. Is that what that company stands for?

            • julyol1972

              I totally think we have a case for discrimination, cyberstalking, attempted suppression of our First Amendment rights (don’t know if that is a thing, but it should be), unlawful threats (against Ed)…did I miss anything?

              • Dr Seuss

                we’ll think of some more I’m sure.

                • twifan2

                  Don’t forget that we all have to make plans to go out and visit Ed.
                  He’s paying for us all, Hotel rooms. limo, airfare-the works! He’s so kind!

                  • WestCoastFeed

                    Generous to a fault!

                    • twifan2

                      Just brings tears to your eyes, don’t he?! :’)

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      Bless his heart. He really lifts my spirits. And they need lifting again tonight.

                    • twifan2

                      Aww WCF. :(
                      It’ll be better tomorrow! :)

                    • Dr Seuss

                      Awww…. West. Just know you are a kind gentle soul and that “dump” was never worthy of your loyalty to begin with. Thank goodness Ed has welcomed us with big open arms and he truly has been a huge support system to all of us…more than I think he knows. Awesome guy!

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      Yes, he is.

                  • Dr Seuss

                    Holy Cow!!! Now that’s class. We can all have lunch at SUR and post pics. I love this!

              • Dr Seuss

                you should email rhett

                • julyol1972

                  Was Rhett targeted and banned too?

                  • WestCoastFeed

                    I don’t think so. I saw a post from him earlier.

                    • julyol1972

                      Okay, will do!

                    • Dr Seuss

                      RT is watching us like hawks! We mention this and they start deleting. Smh!

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      I was just about to type the same thing, VERBATIM!

                    • Dr Seuss

                      we all need to get on google hangout chat and start im’ing stuff like this…do you use that?

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      No, I don’t even know what it is.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      It’s really cool and super easy to use. I can walk you through it.

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      Okay, but not tonight, I have imbibed too much Franzia crispy white and won’t get it right, thanks.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      ahahaha!! you’re too funny wcf! tomorrow honey!

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      Sounds good to me.

                  • Dr Seuss

                    nope.

                    • julyol1972

                      Just emailed him.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      cool *wink*

                    • julyol1972

                      doc, can you edit your post, and change his name to only initials, just in case? They are “RB”.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      done but emailing someone is not a crime..all I said was email him lol

                    • julyol1972

                      You’re right, Doc. But she seems to be always lurking here, and Birdie said her posts were deleted quick. I’m hoping he at least gets to post undercover without a target on his back.

                      I’m just a little freaked out , Doc. This Mod is vindictive as hell!

                    • Dr Seuss

                      Understood…Birdie said she was banned tonight. SMH!

        • Dr Seuss

          Like I said….she had a “hit list” and this further proves our point.

    • Dr Seuss

      I just sent a msg to an active poster over there asking to pass the msg along.

      • WestCoastFeed

        I haven’t refreshed that thread over at RT. Has the entire convo been deleted?

        • Dr Seuss

          yes-most of it between Shay and Realitytearocks was deleted.

          • WestCoastFeed

            They’ll figure it out, but they wont know where to find us.

            • Dr Seuss

              I dm a friend on Twitter who still goes to RT and asked her to tell shay to check her email. I know they will delete my friend’s comment but hopefully shay will see it quick enough.

          • julyol1972

            Were they going at it, or was it them against someone else?

            • Dr Seuss

              they were discussing our whereabouts…shay was asking for us

              • julyol1972

                how can the Mod do that? They didn’t break any of her frigging rules. I swear to god, I’m beginning to seriously hate that vindictive bitch!

                • WestCoastFeed

                  They were off topic, of course.

                  • julyol1972

                    No one stays on topic, we never did, and she didn’t delete me the many times I did it! That’s BS!

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      That’s what my warning letter said. My sins were going off topic and identifying an old poster under her new handle.

                    • julyol1972

                      Oh please! #rollseyes She was really reaching with that one!

                    • Dr Seuss

                      tell me about it.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      doesn’t it sound like Natalyia and Me34b influenced those rules?

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      whoever it was, the rules were designed to entrap us.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      well it their biggest complaint…

                  • Dr Seuss

                    whats so funny is all night that thread veered ff topic and not until we called them out about it did they start deleting.

              • Birdie11

                Good grief we talk about all kinds of random junk…now they’re gna dictate our topics?

                • julyol1972

                  Evidently! Amazing the stuff they seem to get away with over there!

          • Birdie11

            What was the conversation about?

            • WestCoastFeed

              They just wanted to know what had become of us. Shay said that she felt like she was in an alternate universe since none of us oldtimers was there.

              • Birdie11

                I just looked over there..lots of new names. I’ll go in after people if you want me to…I’ll just post when I know they’re right there, then delete.

                • Dr Seuss

                  what exactly does this mean…post what exactly?

                  • Birdie11

                    Where we are…did someone tell Shay?

                    • Dr Seuss

                      Oh ok…ya think it’s a good idea to post it there?

                    • Birdie11

                      Probably not…I’ll have to wait til they are right there…it will be slick and covert lol…I’ll just do it til they block me.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      “slick and covert”…that’s undercover operations talk…lmao!!
                      I love it. thanks Birdie ;-)

                    • Birdie11

                      From the quick skim I just did…I don’t know anyone on right now. Operation Swoop and Delete will commence in the AM. I’m checking for Shay now tho.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      get em agent birdie !

                    • Birdie11

                      Look up…I just ate the evidence.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      Love it! And obviously they keep their noses pressed up against TVFB’s window yet she claims she’s sooo busy running the site. LMAO @ that idiot.

                    • Birdie11

                      Just tried to snag Massgirl…they put moderation on me. ):

                    • Dr Seuss

                      do me a favor…when the coast is clear and she’s right there. tell shay that an old-timer emailed her and to check her email…please & thanks

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      It’s been an hour since they last posted and reallity tea rocks said she was signing out for the evening. I don’t think they are still there/

                    • Dr Seuss

                      I’ve been telling y’all she’s an ego-maniac and control freak hell bent on coming after her “hit list”…what a sad lonely bitch.

                    • julyol1972

                      Co-sign! She is hateful!

                    • Birdie11

                      If we can just get the fun peeps over here, it won’t matter…party over heeerrrreeee

                    • julyol1972

                      Yep! It’s amazing how quickly we can fill up a thread talking about everything!

                    • Birdie11

                      Gaining steam up in here…Yes!!

                    • Dr Seuss

                      yup!

                    • Birdie11

                      We need to get word to Moka..

                    • julyol1972

                      She posted on the Funky Dineva story here on FishBowl!

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      Good. They don’t have to desert RT, I just feel bad that they don’t know what became of us.

                    • Birdie11

                      Exactly.

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      Well, to be truthful, I’d smirk if they left.

                    • Birdie11

                      Yeah…I understand. A big one.

                    • WestCoastFeed

                      Oh, oh, I’m missing Jon Stewart. Night Birdie, Seuss and anyone left. See you all tomorrow.

                    • Birdie11

                      Nite nite!. Just tried to snag Massgirl..I was put to moderation…guess I’m out.

                    • julyol1972

                      Night birdie! Thanks for trying!

                    • Birdie11

                      I trid twice…the second time it was deleted instantly.

                    • julyol1972

                      Please don’t try anymore. I really don’t want you to be targeted also. We’ll figure it out, don’t worry.

                      You’ve been a rockstar! Thanks for the effort. Nite!

                    • Birdie11

                      Nite nite!

                    • julyol1972

                      Night guys, I’m off too!

                    • Dr Seuss

                      Nite All ! :)

                    • Birdie11

                      Great! Hopefully she will plant herself here.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      She’s been posting…she stops in.

                    • Dr Seuss

                      the roof…the roof..the roof is fire…we don’t need no water…let the mofo burn!!!!!!!!!

                    • Birdie11

                      Holla!

                    • Dr Seuss

                      and when we’re all together we have so much fun!! the atmosphere is really chill and lfun.

                    • Birdie11

                      YES…that’s why RT will just fade away…zzzzzzzzzz

            • Dr Seuss

              shay misses the old-timers

    • murlut

      if we need a mess posted, I can still post there

  • Tre’s Twits aren’t Angelic

    Miss Treatment,

    Oh yes Yes YES! That was a great article. Remind me next time to not watch the show. You captured and viably described all of it, down to my not so deep inner most thoughts and takes, on the utter stupid nature of these franchise shows!

    I want to give this caveat to those who pretty much despise Brandi and somehow hold Joyce up as if she’s the skinniest sacred Mary that has ever existed in every religious (albeit completely made up) visual depiction of this female saint. I still like Brandi.

    It’s fair to note, that I’m just about ready to throw them both off a cliff in Brazil or Argentina (where those short but relatively hot cliff divers hang out (arn arn arn). Well, that’s not quite correct, Joyce already said the wrong number (in the Monty Python movie about the Grail) and you see her frail rail body and mop get caught in the wind and they hang glide to parts never before discovered.

    I still like Brandi damnit. Joyce and her bulbous peen (exactly the opposite of Chuck Smith as it seems) jaggoff Austrian, IMO, can take their talk’ous interruptus selves and StheFup along with their Bravo checks and pee their way around every burning bush they need to claim.

    Bless her Heart, Kim is a superfluous dust bunny. AND Kyle, hmmmm, I think she’s just a MEEE I’m still relevant right??. . . asterisk.

    Lisa’s got to flippin “fire”: (get it, that’s chef talk) at least half of her RES Toh RANT staff, then dawdle off with Ken to get their hair done again.

    So, as far as I’m really concerned, I’d rather read Miss T’s reviews, thus totally bypass getting the constipated unbotoxed face lines, from watching this junk!