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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Luaus, Lies and Those We Despise

The episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills  begins with Kim’s talking head (TH), where she explains that she is throwing her daughter Kimberly a graduation party with a luau theme that evening.

Kim and Kyle go out for sisterly bonding at a day spa to prepare the evening party. They giggle like silly prepubescent schoolgirls as they whisper about having their privates shaved. These ridiculous women cannot actually say “vagina.” Kim calls hers a ‘wiener’ and Kyle’s is a ‘tweeter.’ Kyle tries to explain to her medicated sister that she doesn’t have a wiener. In Kim’s TMI way, she tells us that no one has fed her wiener/tweeter for a looooong time! (Who cares?). The outcome of the spa visit is that Kyle and Kim have finally bonded after Kyle outed her sister’s alcoholism on national TV. And they are now at that elusive ‘better place.’ 

Brandi GlanvilleAnother recurring theme is pole dancing and we find ourselves at yet another lesson on how to do so. How many lessons have they taken now? Is the learning curve that steep? Carlton (The Witch) asks the pole teacher to go upside down with her legs spread. The teacher gladly demonstrates, while The Witch drools. The Witch cannot stop licking her lips and talking about how HOT Brandi is. This is the zillionth time she has said this. Brandi and The Witch aren’t lesbians, but they like playing them on TV. I find it both nauseating and offensive. 

After the hurl-worthy pole-dancing scene, we go to Kim’s house, where her meds are helping her ramble her way through preparing her daughter’s party. Kim is exhausting—her mumbling wears me out. Her TH’s confuse me. But her daughter, Kimberly looks radiantly lovely at her party and we meet Kimberly’s father, Kim’s former husband, with whom she seems to have an adult relationship (Brandi, please take note). Kim really loves her kids and I can understand why it would be hard to have them all leaving home, so close together. 

Carlton Gebbia - Brandi GlanvilleBrandi and The Witch arrive to the party. Carlton is wobbling around (maybe it’s the heels but it’s probably too many pre-party cocktails). They are slumming it, eating fat burgers on the outside steps (The Witch looks like she would rather have a Brandi Burger). Brandi complains that men are sending her pictures of their penises via sexting. Hello? Earth to Brandi? How did those men get your phone number? Oh, THAT’S RIGHT! When you were wasted, you gave the sleazy bums your  phone number!  

Kyle and darling Portia arrive. Kyle is openly envious of how the skinny women can pile on extra cheese before slamming down as many fat burgers as their hearts desire. Kyle laments that if she even LOOKS at a fat burger, her ass grows 10 inches, which sucks because then her old kaftans don’t fit.  

If they are both at any event, Brandi and The Witch are attached at the hip. The Witch wants something alcoholic and fruity, cackling as she explains that she likes to drink. She might even be an alcoholic. But who cares that a recovering alcoholic is hosting the party for her daughter who is below the drinking age. Brandi and The Witch are there for THEMSELVES, ya’ll! The self-absorption of these women and their inability to look beyond their own selfish needs are truly astounding.

Brandi Glanville - Kim RichardsBrandi has to go to the bathroom to puke because the fat burger didn’t make happy with her tum tum. Why didn’t this scene end up on the cutting room floor? Why Bravo thinks we want to spend our Monday nights hearing some drunk, broken-down ex-model heaving in the bathroom is beyond me. Has there ever been a bigger waste of digital video?

Kim gives a long, rambling speech that clearly demonstrates her SHOBRIETY (hic). Folks, alcohol may not be the problem but something is going on here with her—perhaps it’s only a bad interaction with meds and not something worse. Kim’s TH doesn’t help the “I am shober” cause, because she looks like she’s on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Soon all her chicks will have fled the nest and it will only be Kingsley and her—that is until Kinglsey bites someone’s face off because he hasn’t been trained properly!

Lisa VanderpumpWe cut to happier times in Lisa’s closet, which is fabulous. I covet that closet. Lisa is donating clothes for a charity event to benefit foster children. Lisa has a good heart and the fact that she does most of her charity work off-camera speaks volumes about her character.

Then Brandi calls Lisa (which must mean they are still be on good terms and haven’t had their major fallout as of yet). Brandi decides she and Joyce need to have a “come to Jesus” meeting. Lisa asks that the ladies put their petty boring and played out differences aside so they can remember what’s important: helping foster children. 

Joyce, who is such a moron that she doesn’t know what the words ‘reprimand’ or ‘chastise’ mean, lectures us on taking a stand against bullying. I don’t really buy that kids bullied her any more than any of us were, although anything is possible. I just find it hard to believe that a future Miss Puerto Rico and runner-up to Miss Universe had a horrible time when kids bullied her as a child. Spaghetti and Meatballs anyone? 

Joyce again whines (for the 485th time) how ‘Brandi called me a fat pig.’ No, she really didn’t, Joyce. She said your name was that of a fat pig. Joyce’s entire “I’ve been wronged” storyline is getting lamer each week.

The day of the charity event, Lisa is putting the breakfast together. Joyce is the first to arrive, bringing two closets full of horrid pageant outfits from HELL, all on gold-plated hangers.

Of course, we cannot have any event or party without one or more confrontations between two or more of these women. This week it’s Kim’s turn to confront Lisa, whom she accuses of not going to her daughter Kimberly’s graduation party. 

Lisa Vanderpump - Ken ToddLisa claims she was in Missouri but Kim has EVIDENCE (from her hairdresser), that Lisa was NOT in Missouri but was out in Bev Hills. Indeed, Missouri-Gate catches up with Lisa and she realizes that Kim in her fog of addiction forgets that Lisa sent a very nice Tiffany gift along with her RSVP stating she wouldn’t be attending. She starts sweating like a royal racehorse on steroids, while explaining why she lied. Lisa, I love you but lying is never a good idea.

 Kim doesn’t let it go. She’s on her ADD meds today and she is FOCUSING on Lisa’s absence at the party and the subsequent lie. Ken gets into the mix and brings up all the events that a drunk and wasted Kim missed over the years. Kim, like any good dry drunk, makes excuses for her own behavior all the while blaming everyone else. None of these women can take responsibility for themselves. Zip-it, Kim. You did the same thing—only a million times more, so shut your medicated face.

Brandi decides it’s time for Joyce and her to have a heart to heart. But it’s more a scream to scream as they expound on how terribly wronged each has been. They go into ‘black-gate’ for the zillionth time (how many times are we going to beat this particular dead horse?).

Joyce GiraudBrandi puts on her psychologists hat and in her analysis, finds that Joyce doesn’t listen (and Brandi does? Freud would have called you out on your projection, Brandi!). This “starting over” talk is going marvelously and soon these two rabid Chihuahuas are at each other’s throats.

Lisa and Kyle abandon ship, leaving Brandi and Joyce to continue their childish complaints against each other. They accomplish nothing; they decide that they owe the other nothing and it’s just fine if they are ENEMIES for life.

Lisa and Kyle go for a romp in the pool, which confuses Brandi. In Brandi’s world, relationships are one-dimensional. It’s black or white/hate or love. Brandi isn’t socially adept nor is she educated enough to realize that social graces sometimes require one you be civil to those you don’t care for.

The Witch, who has barely been seen this episode and wants to ensure that she causes enough crap so she’s not demoted to ‘friend of the housewives’ next season. The witch sticks up for Brandi because she so clearly wants to go muff diving on her. Brandi AGAIN chastises Joyce but then hands out a crumb saying that she won’t call her Jacqueline, psycho, or yucky. The women include a healthy dose of insincerity in this ending.

The previews for next week show that Yolanda and David will reappear (we missed them entirely this time) and of course, we will see more migraine-inducing scenes of Brandi meltdowns and Brandi drama.

Do you still have hope that this season will get more interesting? Or has it completely jumped shark?

Brandi Glanville - Joyce Giraud

  • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

    Did anyone else think Joyce looked like the “Chiquita Banana” Lady at the graduation party? What in the hell was she thinking?

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      That was a HORRID dress. And women with olive complexions (I have one) should not wear yellow.

      I actually think that Joyce has terrible taste in clothes for all her “love of fashion.”

      • Babson_Chick

        Agree and I wonder at choice of attire – can you say pageant style.

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          That’s the problem with all these ex-pageant girls–like Gretchen–she does the same thing–they both look like over-aged prom queens!

          • Babson_Chick

            Right!! Guess they can’t stop themselves – more is better!!

    • Babson_Chick

      Exactly!!

    • julyol1972

      Maybe she dressed for the theme of the luau? Don’t get me wrong, the hair ornament was nuts, but she didn’t look as horrid as Carlton who was wearing the same clothes and shoes from the pole class! Even Brandi looked like she at least washed. Carlton looked disheveled, and like she had bad BO!

      I don’t get what was so wrong with Joyce’s dress!

      • Birdie11

        The hair thing looked silly and overdone, but I didn’t even notice the dress. I think both Brandi and Carlton looked grimy.

        • julyol1972

          And how classless was sitting on the stoop eating, with a full-on buffet happening inside? Did Kandi start a trend among the housewives of stopping for food first before entering an event?

          • Birdie11

            That was so trashy, and rude. Scarfing down a burger before greeting your host? Terrible.

            • julyol1972

              Right? But with these two, this is par for the course. It cracked me up that Carlton could barely walk in those shoes – idiot!

              Wonder what Dutch Martha Stewart would have said about their eating on the curb?

              • Birdie11

                You know…it’s just Brandi and drunk Carlton…being themselves…I’m not their mother, blah blah. Did we see Carlton sober even once last night? I felt like all that we saw was her stumbling around on hooker heels.

                • julyol1972

                  I love how the three of them just totally excuse each other’s behavior, no matter how horrible. No, she was not sober once! I think she started hitting the bottle and the Nanny before they got yo that pole class!

                  • Birdie11

                    How many stripper pole scenes and cooch scalpings is Bravo going to torture us with?? UGH!

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      Many, many more. For some reason, Bravo has its head firmly planted up its arse this season and is forcing us to watch things that require brain bleach!

                    • Birdie11

                      Oh Heels! You are NOT encouraging! LOL

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      Don’t shoot the messenger! :)

            • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

              These women are so uncouth. They really illuminate the true meaning of poor white trash with new wealth. They’ve not a clue how to behave in public. I guess these dolts they are married to are so happy they are with botoxed and bleached partners that they don’t care if they are unable to carry a conversation. And when their usefulness as bed partners and eye candy (except ewwwwww Carlton), they will be dismissed and replaced when a new casting call is announced.

              • Birdie11

                SO hypocritical of snotty Yolanda to be A-OK with it all…spare me.

                • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                  Yolanda is SUCH a hypocrite! What a disappointment she is. She totally trashed Traylor for being a drunken HO at her party last season but for some reason, with Brandi it is okay?

                  What was her quote? Oh yeah, “There’s nothing uglier than a drunk woman.”

                  She changes her tune. There are other things I don’t buy either. Like their “My King/My Love” relationship. DF is a serial cheater and when Yo starts looking worse for wear, he will go to Foxmax (which is kinda like carmax) and put in an application for a new model.

                  WORD! You heard it hear first! :)

                  • Birdie11

                    When the King wanted a medal for being with her while she was sick…that was a MONSTER red flag! Yo AGREED that it was a big deal. I’m with you!

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      My prediction? They are divorced in less than 2 years. DF seems a fussy, egotistical, self-absorbed a-hole who won’t put up with a lot, which includes a wife suffering from a chronic illness (and Lyme disease can be). He seems as though he is already not as into her as he was last season. Her illness makes him feel old–and his ego can’t permit that.

                      He’s a fair-weather husband. I see him and I thank God for my sweet, not-famous husband who absolutely adores me and who has stuck by me through a couple of rough illnesses.

                      Yolanda chooses men that impress people or those with talent/power. She doesn’t choose for love–I am convinced of that.

                    • Birdie11

                      When he spoke of being with her thru sickness and health…I could swear I almost detected a grimace.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            That was so revolting to do at someone’s party. That’s why Brandi is so annoying. She has absolutely no class and no clue how to get some. And The Witch is cockney through and through (I know my British accents). She’s trying to upper-class herself but her pronunciation of certain words clearly out her background. She’s no upper crust British society. My guess is that her husband found her on a London stripper pole (or whorehouse). Their relationship is beyond icky. And the nanny makes it even more repulsive.

            • julyol1972

              Good call on the accent! I thought it was my dislike for her that made me think it was blue collar. And yes, after seeing a snippet of her career as an “actress”, I can say she is Camille 2.0, and her hubby is Kelsey!

              Watching her stroke the Nanny’s ass, and plant her tongue on the pole, was repulsive.

              • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                That was beyond gross and her fixation on Brandi does NOT make her interesting. She looks like a leathery old toad who is desperate to break down the closet door. Just do it–and take it OFF our TV screens. Her relationships are SO inappropriate. And in the first epi, The Witch was so offended by Joyce who talked about her husband’s schwantz and her tiny va-jay-jay. Please bitch! Everything that fake witch has done is 100 times more repulsive!

                And her husband looks like a reject from the cast of Goodfellas!

                • julyol1972

                  Right? Put me out of my misery already, and just hit it already! If a RH husband had done what she and Brandi have been doing, we would call it totally inappropriate, and borderline cheating.

                  I annoys the frig out of me that Joyce got so much backlash for that stupid comment, but Carlton gets to parade her leathery ass all over the place, being a nasty wench! And yes, hubby looks like a Ray Liotta understudy reject! I find him absolutely gross!

                  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                    Carlton’s overall hypocrisy is amazing! She changes her position on everything based on whether she thinks a HW is HAWT (or not). That’s just one of the many irritating things I find about her!

                    • Birdie11

                      The so called edgy (GAG) lesbian shtick is getting OLD.

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      They really offend my lesbian friends. It’s like they are “playing” with being gay/bisexual. And for most gay/lesbian friends I know, this is a very serious issue and most had a hard time coming out. That they are just pretending to make for good TV is offensive and they don’t even realize it.

            • noarguingwithstupid

              I so agree. My late husband was a brit and he would always comment on the pretentious “Liza Dolittles” running around the U.S.!!!!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          I think Carlton ALWAYS looks grimy!!!!! She needs a good scrubbing!!!!!

      • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

        Look at the Joyce love. I think she looked ridiculous, my opinion she didn’t look good in that dress, ornaments or not.

        • Dr Seuss

          Now that you mention it, she looked like Charo or Carmen Miranda. LMAO!!!

          • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

            Love me some Charo!

            • Birdie11

              Coochie coochie!!

  • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

    And on another note, claiming she was bullied as a kid because people called her “Spaghetti and meatballs” is just ludicrous! She would have never survived my life as a child “Eddie spaghetti with the meatball eyes…” If I heard that once as a child I heard it a million times! OMG I was bullied.

    Poor thing has been such a victim her whole life.

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      Truly a victim! And I can actually see Brandi’s point that everything has to be about Joyce. In fact, in lots of ways, Joyce reminds me of Gretchen in their horrid fashion sense and pageant outfits.

      • noarguingwithstupid

        I totally agree. Joyce LOVES attention–good or bad!!!!!

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          Who would have thought THAT was possible? A housewife who is an ATTENTION WHORE! Color me shocked!

        • Babson_Chick

          and that’s what Brandi said

          • noarguingwithstupid

            Even a stopped clock is right twice a day!!!!!

            • Babson_Chick

              Truth!!

  • Dr Seuss

    Nicely done Heels!

    I am so sick of Brandi, Joyce and Carlton. They are three of the most annoying woman on the show. Last year I thought Brandi was being intimidated by Adrienne and Paul, this year she has become the mean girl intimidator. Her behavior with Joyce is inexcusable but Joyce using the “bully” excuse equally irks me. I am so very tired of the word “bully”. It’s a cringe-inducing way of trying to make people back down with absolutely no substance to the accusation. As for Carlton, she needs to keep her clothes on and shut her mouth…please.

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      Hey doc! Thank you! This one was smoother (and shorter). I so agree with you on everything you said. But you know what? Something is missing–something happened between Brandi and Lisa–and it was supposed to have happened in Palm Springs–but without that knowledge, they have the MOST boring storyline of all seasons!

      Personally, I think Bravo changed their minds about giving Lisa the ‘bad edit’ because it would hurt VR–and also, let’s face it, Andy LOOOOOVES Lisa. So, they are making Brandi look worse than she already does (and she does a good job herself, mind you).

      The result is this never-ending Joyce-Brandi feud which is so old and tired.

      And don’t even get me started on that disgusting witch! Yuck! Who the hell thought she’d be a good choice for a HW???

      • Dr Seuss

        Hi Heels! You’re welcome hun.

        I agree. The viewers are missing something that occurred between Brandi and Lisa. There beef is not making sense. I get the feeling it’s over a business opportunity, perhaps with Bravo and that’s why Bravo isn’t explaining the matter well. Either way the beef makes Brandi look like a crazy drunk mad over nothing. And like you said, that is not hard to do with Brandi.

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          Now THAT would make sense–and it would explain why Brandi is getting the worst edit possible (and she does fine on her own–she needs no help from editors to make her look bad).

          You know, I thought I heard a rumor on another blog where Brandi was vying for a spin-off but that Lisa was pulling for Scheana Marie to have it (you know, the young, single, tramp in LA storyline). I don’t know if that’s still in the works but it could also explain their falling out and Bravo’s lack of explanation on the show this season.

        • julyol1972

          Joyce has gone on record and said that a lot of the things Brandi said about Lisa ended up on the cutting room floor. She also talked about YoLemon’s role in the whole “take down Lisa” fiasco, that never materialized on tv. This was pre-Palm Springs!

      • noarguingwithstupid

        Great job!!!!! More recaps from you, my dear!!! I loved it!!!!

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          Oh thank you so much–very kind words!

      • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

        Maybe the HW I’m having lunch with this week has some scoop. I’ll pry to see what I can find out.

        • noarguingwithstupid

          Pry, Ed, Pry!!!!!!!

          • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

            You know I will. Taking all the spy/pry equipment so I can record it all!!!!!!!

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          Awesome! I’d love to know more, Ed!

        • Babson_Chick

          Oh good – would like the truth for once and the real “skinny”.

      • Jennymckitty

        Do they go to PR with Joyce this season? I think that is when the bad stuff about Lisa is supposed to come out. After Brandi’s drunken antics after filming and the public backlash, they may have decided to give her the bad edit.
        The character of Carlton sounds good on paper…something different. If you just read about what Carlton did on each episode, it kind of sounds outrageous, maybe even amusing. The problem is the actress playing Carlton has zero charisma and is very unlike able.

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          Jenny, I’m confused about that. From what I remember when they were filming, I thought it was in Palm Springs when Brandi told Kyle that Lisa had set up Mauricio-gate–and then Kyle and Brandi both had a huge falling out because of that.

          Perhaps it is later in the season that this happened or perhaps Bravo didn’t want to hurt Lisa with that bad edit–or hurt the other show Vandepump Rules.

          I really agree with you on Carlton–she’s clearly playing a role (she didn’t even have a clue what a pentagram really means!) but she has zero charisma and likeability (as you said).

          • Jennymckitty

            I think I read that it takes place in Puerto Rico…I think that Joyce takes them there.

            • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

              That makes sense then. I guess I heard something else about the Palm Springs vacay–such as that Brandi was drunk out of her ever-loving mind! (what else is new).

  • Babson_Chick

    Great recap!! Am thinking I just might have to get a twitter account this year so I can communicate with my fav reality people that post or recap.

    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

      I’ll follow you.

      • Babson_Chick

        Yeah!! I’ll have 1. :-0

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          You’ll have TWO. Miss Treatment will follow you!

          • Babson_Chick

            Oh goodness I’ve got 2!!

            • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

              See! you are already getting a huge following!

              • Babson_Chick

                Whoo Hoo!! I be popular!!

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      Please do, Babs! I’m actually having fun communicating in the Twitterverse today!

      • Babson_Chick

        I’ll work on it so please stay tuned when I go live (more or less).

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          No problem!

  • yenta1957

    I really enjoyed your synopsis Miss Treatment.
    No 1 was left unscathed……+ rightfully so.

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      That’s how I saw it. There is plenty of blame to go around these bitches!

  • Birdie11

    Wow..fab recap! Loved it! I thought it was quite refreshing to see Lisa and Kyle frolicking this episode. Kyle trying to eavesdrop, and both of them jumping around the pool made me smile..even broader when it made simpleton Brandi jealous. I also loved Ken proving Lisa (once again) right by jumping in and defending her to dog-with-a-bone, Kim. I don’t think Lisa owed Kim any explanation. She rsvped, sent a gift, and declined..end of story. I actually thought it was classless of Kim to call Lisa out.

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      It’s so sweet how Ken truly loves and defends his wife. You know, I watched the episode again and realized that I missed (the first time) that Lisa had RSVP’d. She really did not owe her any more of an explanation. And you are so right–after all the crap that Kim has done (even when claiming sobriety!), she has ZERO room to talk!

      • Birdie11

        Really GREAT recap Heels!

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          Oh, thank you so much. I just hope I’m doing Ed and his lovely site proud. This is so relaxed and wonderful here. And all my faves are here! Including you!

          • julyol1972

            Really enjoyed the recap too, Heels! :)

            • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

              Thanks so much, July! Means a lot to me! I’ve never really done this type of writing (except in my comments on other sites!). :)

              • julyol1972

                You are a brave, brave woman. I really admire that you and Doc Seuss are so willing to put yourselves out there by contributing to the site. Kudos!

                • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                  Oh, LOL–I don’t know about brave. Believe me, I have my own selfish reasons for doing the recaps (I have a specific project in mind). Beside, they are fun to do. Although the one thing that is very hard for me is to have to submit so quickly without the benefit of a proofreader. I proofed this copy twice and I still see some errors. Grrrrrrrr. I just hate that!

                  • julyol1972

                    I’m sure as you get more practice at it, your proofreading skills will improve. But I can imagine how frustrating that could be. Lol!

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      NAWS was so nice that she offered but I totally forgot in my haste to get this up quickly. But I think I will take her up on this offer. I have just a touch of dyslexia that often causes me to miss errors (which is why I adore my editor!).

                    • julyol1972

                      Deadlines girl! They’ll get you each and everytime time. Cool of NAWS to offer her expertise, like you said.

                      See, this is what I like. We’re a community here! I love it!

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      YES!!! I love it too. I was so unhappy drinking tea with none of my favorite people to enjoy it with me. But I found you! :) I knew everyone had to have gone somewhere those who drink tea don’t like to share good information.

                      I smite them! :-D (actually, I don’t care enough to do that). LOL.

                    • julyol1972

                      The teahouse is just not the same without us, I’m sure! But that’s okay, as we’re carving out our niche here quite nicely!

                      I totally agree! It’s way too much energy to bother – Karma is a relentless bitch, it knows when to strike!

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      I’m sure they feel it too. IMNSHO, we outcasts (well, in my case, I decided to throw in with my fave outcasts and be done with them) were some of the more interesting people commenting. But let them have their way. I despise censorship and power grabs. Let’s not forget, July–you and I are both Bay Area rebels–LOL!

                    • julyol1972

                      Yep! And if a state was ever rebellious, and totally lives up to that image, it’s Cali! Lol!

                      All newbies may make their numbers look good, but won’t add to the quality of the commentary – sorry if that sounded bitchy!

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      It’s perfectly fine with me for I agree entirely! :)

          • Birdie11

            Awww..:D

      • julyol1972

        And her kid got Tiffany’s on a no show, no less! Kim needs to learn some lessons on being classy, and dignified – none of which big Momma seemed to have taught her. Talk about passive aggressive!

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          I know–and I missed that tidbit entirely when I was taking notes or I certainly would have made a mention of it. And you are so right! Totally passive-aggressive.

          • julyol1972

            I’m so glad you said that Heels, because I was going to post about that in the comments, till I read down and saw that you’d admitted missing the RSVP!

            • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

              Yes, I really wish I could edit my post after submitting because I would change that. Like last week, some of the errors I saw made my world go red–I SO wanted to correct them. Next week, I will watch the show twice before recapping because you miss a lot when you are taking notes (I’ve noticed that). I’m still learning how to write these; these are VERY different from my normal writing–I can’t tell you how much!

              • julyol1972

                This is unchartered territory for you, and you have to find your way as you go! It speaks volumes that you can admit an error and quickly find a solution. None of that could possibly hold that against you! :)

                • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                  It IS unchartered territory–completely–but I love trying new things and have always wanted to do humorous things like this. And I am a true believer that learning is a lifelong process.

                  I sometimes teach college classes on creative writing–and I learn from my students! But they are always amazed when I tell them that at the end of the term :-). I’m not teaching now but usually do a class or 2 everyone 1 – 2 years. It keeps me fresh. Students are always so motivated that they inspire me!

                  • julyol1972

                    Good for you! It’s stuff like this that keeps you on your toes, and makes life interesting!

                    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

                      I totally agree! It’s important to go beyond your comfort level and dip into uncharted territory once in awhile!

                  • noarguingwithstupid

                    And please know that you are doing a great job!!!! I knew you would!!!

        • noarguingwithstupid

          She is just drunk, don’t be fooled!!!

    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

      You know that was the Richards sisters trying to get the Lisa hate started.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        I know that it was too. Not “know it for sure” but it has to be. Anyone with half a brain could see that!

      • Birdie11

        Yeah…but I’m still going to enjoy scenes if they are fun. There are too few of them.

      • Jennymckitty

        Production had to tell Kim that Lisa and Ken were at Sur. The only way that Kim’s hairdresser would even think to tell her that she saw Lisa would be if Kim had been whining about Lisa not coming.

  • julyol1972

    I actually didn’t miss YoLemon or King David. Could have done with a couple more weeks absence to cleanse my palette.

    • Birdie11

      Co-sign! I didn’t even notice them gone! That dried out face twitter pic was more than enough Yo for one week!

      • julyol1972

        What would she have added this week except more disdain for anyone not named Brandi? Nope, she was fine off my tv this week.

  • julyol1972

    So Brandi issued a non-apology apology, yet again, I see! Interesting how when Joyce genuinely issued hers, Brandi decided not to accept it, seeing how nasty she felt it was to hug it out at the end!!! I swear, Brandi is a perpetual highschool mean girl!

    • Birdie11

      The HS sure came out when she was jealous at Kyle and Lisa being friendly. She can only be friends with meee…wahhhh!

      • julyol1972

        OMG!!! How old is this bitch? 16? I mean honestly!!! I was so nice seeing the old Season 1 Kyle and Lisa for a nano-second.

        • Birdie11

          I agree…no matter what’s really going on…that was FUN!

    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

      I must have missed that non-apology. Brandi issued an apology, someone asked about the apology, Joyce said she didn’t receive one, which was a boldface lie! Brandi apologize to that heffer twice, once when they were alone and once at the end when they were all standing there.

      • julyol1972

        Please Brandi said sorry, and then took it back by calling Joyce rude, amongst other names in the next breath. That wasn’t a true apology! At the end, when Joyce said lets hug it out and put it to rest, Brandi’s rachet behind acted like Joyce had leprosy or something! She is such a fucking poor sport about everything!

        • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

          Puhlease, we must be watching two different shows, Brandi took it back after Joyce said there was no resolution.

          • julyol1972

            Yep! You watch the Brandi Show, and I watch RHOBH! And never the twain shall meet!

            • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

              Joyce is that you?

              • Dr Seuss

                LMFAOOO!!! Y’all crazy!

                • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                  Crazy all day everyday!

              • Birdie11

                LOL! July’s been holdin’ out! Are you tossing your hair right now July?? LMAO!!!!

                • julyol1972

                  Girl! I wish I had a wig to flip in Ed’s direction right now.

                  Unfortunately, I’m as shorn as a plucked goose – nary a hair flip in my future! Lol!

                  • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                    Maybe we can borrow Neigh Neigh’s raccoon piece she wore on WWHL the other night.

                    • julyol1972

                      I actually like that hair way better than the Matell plastic cap she normally wears!

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      Oh that raccoon hat was ratchet!

                    • julyol1972

                      I liked the chignon she was wearing. But like Brandi, we won’t agree on this either, my boy!

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      And another thing, I wish she would get better fitting wigs, her hairline is constantly changing and it’s a distraction!

                    • julyol1972

                      Haha! You are committed to this Nene hair thing, aren’t you?

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      Her hair drives me cray, almost Kenya crazy

                    • julyol1972

                      LMAO! Welp, that’s some Bath Salts-level crazy there, Ed!

                    • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

                      Well I do love a nice hot soak in the tub!

                  • Birdie11

                    Don’t forget there’s always the haughty head toss!

                    • julyol1972

                      Good point, Birdie! I can throw a mean head toss with the best of ‘em!

                    • Birdie11

                      I believe it! :D

              • julyol1972

                Nope! She’s from Puerto Rico, I’m further down the island chain!

            • Dr Seuss

              LMAO!

              • julyol1972

                Lol!

  • Rhett Butler

    Kim is CRAZY, petty, sad, and ridiculous.
    I wish Brandi would have just dropped everything with Joyce after the hug.

    • Dr Seuss

      Hey Rhett! Preach!! The woman is straight up pathetic. And needs to remove herself from the show STAT.

      • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

        I wouldn’t say Kim is crazy, I say she so stuck I. Her addiction and the only way she’s going to get out it is to leave the show and distance herself from Kyle.

        • Dr Seuss

          I agree. I don’t think she’s crazy either just caught in the perils of addiction. Her addiction has left her mentally crippled.

      • Rhett Butler

        She needs to remove herself from the booze and.meds.

        • Dr Seuss

          yes!

    • julyol1972

      Hi Handsome! Agree that I wish Brandi had just accepted the hug and moved on,! Even I would’ve given her props for that. As it stands, I think that she constantly acts like a petulant child!

      • Birdie11

        EEEEWWW…get away…don’t hug meeee! Oh brother.

        • julyol1972

          Silly me, I thought that was a houseful of women. I didn’t know that they also had a 16 year old in the cast! My bad!!!

          • Birdie11

            She’s the resident rebellious teen…the kind we hope grows out of it. /-:

            • julyol1972

              After how ever many seasons, do you really think Brandi is going to out grow her rebellious phase? Cause I don’t.

              • Birdie11

                Nope..I think she plans to stay a teenager. Yuck.

  • Sharon Smolarz

    loved the fake puking noises with the mic on

    • noarguingwithstupid

      I am really sick of seeing (or rather hearing) Brandi wretching! Either she is doing a whole lot of drinking, or there is something wrong with her. Her motion sickness thing sounds like an inner ear problem. Go to the Doctor’s Brandi!!!!!!

  • http://TVFishbowl.com/ Ed B.

    No, she was wearing a raccoon cap, it was hideous!

  • Birdie11

    Carlton (who was dressed like a HOOKER), and Brandi can come stumbling into Kim’s party half drunk, looking like they hadn’t showered in three days, scarfing burgers where guests are walking in, demanding alcohol, and puking in the bathroom, and Kim gives LISA grief? That’s what a polite decline and a Tiffany gift will get you.

    • julyol1972

      PREACH!!!!