I’m not going to waste any time on the fluff filler of the last episode, let’s get right to the The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Sur-plosion! I want to tip my hat to Bravo for introducing us to our first lesbian couple Joyce and Michael!
Lisa Vanderpump’s attempt to bring the women together failed miserably. When are these housewives going to learn that dinner parties and group trips always end in disaster? Now it’s not secret I’m a huge Brandi Glanville fan, that said it wasn’t Brandi who started last nights battle, it was Joyce’s wife Michael with his passive aggressive comment about most of the women being nice or something to that effect. It was clear he was throwing the first spear and it was aimed directly at Brandi. There was no stopping Michael from joining in the catfight, nothing Yolanda or Ken said was going to stop “her” from defending “her” wife!
It was very clear from the start that Joyce and Michael attended the dinner with shotguns loaded for bear, the came for a fight and a fight is what they got.
Taking a page out of Kyle Richard’s book, after igniting the fire Michael took to Twitter to deny his passive/aggressive attack on Brandi.
Just for the record: I didn't yell or attack Brandi. Never said I would take her down. never made a call to ruin anyone's career.
— Michael Ohoven (@ohoven) December 31, 2013
What is it with grown men who want to get involved in women’s battles? Hmm, I wonder if Mauricio and Michael get their Brazilian wax done together?
In an attempt to reach out and find common ground with Joyce, Brandi tried discussing their mutual friends, but the failed scripted reality star wasn’t having it. Instead of taking the offering and continuing on the common ground thread, Joyce responded by calling Brandi disgusting. Now maybe Brandi shouldn’t have tossed out “They don’t speak highly of you” comment, but what’s a girl to do when she is clearly the target of an attack?
Clearly these two will never have a friendship, even a trip to Carlton Gebbia’s “burlesque room” for some discipline won’t solve the problem these two have with one another.
Do you think Michael and Joyce came armed for a fight? Sound off in the comments with your thoughts.